Alaskans Pull Together to Buy Back Alaska from Texas

Written by Cal Jennings

Tuesday, 3 July 2007

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Alaskans Want Their State Back!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Alaska - The Alaskans have joined together to buy back Alaska from Texas. President George W. Bush had previously bought Alaska with his pocket change, but now the loyal Americans in Alaska want their state back.

The fight to win back Alaska was led by reporter, Gnarly Erik. He received major support from writer queen mudder, and also received some assistance from Cal Jennings and Jalapenoman. From time to time, other writers also pitched in.

Gnarly Erik was questioned about how long he thought it would take to buy Alaska back from the Corrupt Bastards Club. Gnarly Erik responded,

    For only $15.07 a year, I don't thik it will be hard to convince Alaskans to pitch in. We should have them all by the end of the month, then Alaska will be by the people and for the people again. It's been a tough fight, but it was well worth it. Now, if the rest of America can just follow suit, the whole country might be free again.

It's easy to see that Gnarly Erik is onto something. Buying back the legislature from the Corrupt Bastards Club should be relatively easy for all Americans concerned. If that doesn't work, we can always vote for Ron Paul!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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