Charlie Fairhead's Eyebrows
A new post-punk band has formed, and they are ready to play their first gig at Chutney On The Fritz's youth club on May 28th. Charlie Fairhead's Eyebrows, named after the long-suffering male nurse on BBC's Casualty, described their sound as a cros…
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Busker still not singing any songs you know
Although he has been busking outside the window of an accountancy firm for more than two months, singer Bobby Falsetto has yet to play any songs that you know. Office receptionist Belinda Gotcha said ‘I am in my forties, and I just want him to pla…
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STAIND To Headline Monsters of Rock Moscow 2022 as Aaron Lewis comes out as pro-Putin
MOSCOW – ‘Monsters of Rock Moscow 2022’ has announced Staind as their first headliner as the long defunct music festival has been resurrected as a Kremlin-pressured pro-war rally. American rock band STAIND has been announced as the first headliner…
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Woman with dreadful taste in music has bought two new albums from the top ten
Mavis Davidson has always known that she has a bad taste in music, but for the first time in her life, she has actually bought two albums that are high in the music charts. 'Yes' said a clearly delighted Mavis 'I have the new albums by Steps and A…
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Chairleg Farago to play Chutney on the Fritz
Popular beat combo Chair leg Farago will be playing the Ferret in the Hamster Wheel in Chutney on the Fritz on Saturday, March 19th. The heavy metal group, with an average age of 67 and made out of Accountants from nearby Horsetrough will play the…
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Woman has the birdie song as an ear-worm
Penny Farthing, a 39-year-old woman about town has told people that she currently has The Birdie Song as an earworm. 'I had a really bad fever dream last night, remembering a family wedding, and seeing Uncle Derek dancing to the Birdie Song, and n…
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Rick Astley and The Blossoms will perform the songs of Kajagoogoo
Keith Flint's Ghost Visits Pub Looking Slightly Less Scary Than Keith Flint Did
Bill Cosby Found With Two Drumsticks Shoved Up His Rectum
Neighbors concerned over banjo-shaped deliveries
Adele and The The Raging Female Hormones Band To Perform At Super Bowl LVI (51)
That pub band who play classic rock are still going
Questions raised as to when Shakin' Stevens biggest song can be played in the shops
Sheryl Crow Can't Remember What Her Songs Sounded Like
Billie Eilish Records New Anti-Porn Song
Sinéad O'Connor Has Grown A Muslim Beard
Led Zeppelin Sues Blues Singer
Satanists claim that Beatles song "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" is a rip off!
Hardcore Music Venue Requires Windmilling in Moshpits to Enforce Social Distancing
CHICAGO - Amidst fear of permanent closure during the pandemic, famed punk venue Last Exit announced it will be re-opening with live music shows after finalizing COVID-protocols. "We've tried to come up with innovative ways to appease attendees of…
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China’s Best Rock Band, The Egg Rolls, Hit Number One On Billboard’s Sizzling 99 Chart
HOLLYWOOD – (Music Satire) – Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine has just announced that The Egg Rolls, a rock band that hails from Shanghai, China just topped the Billboard Sizzling 99 Chart with their brand new single “The Ballad of Ling Chow and LaVonDell Wash…
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Black People Fed Up with Middle Class White Boys Singing in Faux Jamaican Accents
Tom Walker was born in Glasgow, but when he was three years old his family moved to the Cheshire town of Knutsford. He described his upbringing in a 'Glaswegian house' as his parents spoke in impenetrable accents. George Ezra Barnett was born in H...
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BTS Band Members Subjected To Racist Abuse By Angry Fans Who Mistook Them For Asian Immigrants
Racist tendencies showed themselves again at the weekend, when several members of Korean supergroup, BTS, were barracked and insulted before their concert at Wembley Stadium in front of 60,000 screaming fans. Trouble flared when the band members w...
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Sinéad O'Connor Rejected By Islam
Sinéad O'Connor, the controversial and attention-seeking Irish singer, who has converted to Islam, and said that she no longer wants to live amongst white people 'as long as she lives', has been told to go and fuck herself by Muslims. O'Connor -...
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The British Band The Camel Toe Named The Best New Heavy Metal Band In The United Kingdom
LONDON - ( UK Satire) – The Brit Music Scene Magazine has just named The Best Heavy Metal Band of The Year. This year’s winner is Camel Toe, and the five lads that hail from Wimbledon beat out a field of 90 bands, including such popular bands as L…
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Eric Clapton Expelled From Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in Wake of Anti-Vax Remarks
Cleveland, Ohio - Eric Clapton has been expelled from the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame after his recent anti-vax comments. The Hall announced the unprecedented move after the once-popular singer/guitarist said he wouldn’t perform concerts in venues t…
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Limahl looking forward to going on their 'Pointless' Tour
Popular eighties beat combo, Limahl, are looking forward to heading out on their next tour, aptly named The Pointless Tour. 'Yes' said the band's manager 'we saw that the equally popular Tears for Fears had named their next live jaunt 'The Tipping…
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Harry Maguire Inspiration Behind Re-release Of Sham 69 Single 'Hurry Up, Harry'
Punk rockers, Sham 69, are to honour the world record (for a defender) signing by Manchester United of former Sheffield United, Hull City and Leicester City defender Harry Maguire by re-releasing 'Hurry Up, Harry', their 1978 hit single. Maguire h...
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Abba Fan knows she will get seven copies of their new CD for Christmas
Abba Fan Catherine Fitzgerald knows that at least seven of her friends and family will buy her a copy of Voyager, the new CD from Abba for Christmas. She said 'I don't mind husband Tom buying me a copy, as we had Abba play at our wedding, and it i…
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Peter Hook Did Not Sing On 'Doubts Even Here'
A man in Hull has said he doesn't believe the claim that bassist Peter Hook sang the vocals on the track, Doubts even here' on the 1981 New Order debut album, 'Movement'. In other words, he has doubts about 'Doubts even here'. New Order rose fr...
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Prince Charles Becomes The Manager of The All-Female Rock Band, The Raging Female Hormones
LONDON – (Satire News) – In a move that shocked pretty much all of the United Kingdom, as well as most of the free world, Prince Charles has gotten into the music business. According to Ta Ta For Now News, the prince has just signed to become the…
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Harry Maguire Bookmakers' Favourite To Be UK Charts Christmas Number 1
Harry Maguire, the new Manchester United signing who seems to be able to do just about anything everything he puts his hand to, has been made the bookmakers' favourite to reach number 1 in the UK charts at Christmas. This is astonishing news - eve...
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