Funny story: James Blunt 'One Show' Performance Made Viewer's Ears Bleed

James Blunt 'One Show' Performance Made Viewer's Ears Bleed

A song performed on BBC One's 'The One Show' by singer/songwriter, James Blunt, was so awful, it made one viewer's ears bleed. Blunt was appearing on the show hosted by Nick Grimshaw and Emma Willis on Friday evening, and, after talking alongside...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Inspiration Behind Re-release Of Sham 69 Single 'Hurry Up, Harry'

Harry Maguire Inspiration Behind Re-release Of Sham 69 Single 'Hurry Up, Harry'

Punk rockers, Sham 69, are to honour the world record (for a defender) signing by Manchester United of former Sheffield United, Hull City and Leicester City defender Harry Maguire by re-releasing 'Hurry Up, Harry', their 1978 hit single. Maguire h...

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Funny story: Child Tells Noisy Dad To Turn His Music Down

Child Tells Noisy Dad To Turn His Music Down

A 56-year-old man listening to music upstairs in his home was the victim of his killjoy children yesterday, when one of them bawled at the top of her voice for him to turn the volume down. Moys Kenwood was 'giving it loads' whilst listening to 'Th...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Bookmakers' Favourite To Be UK Charts Christmas Number 1

Harry Maguire Bookmakers' Favourite To Be UK Charts Christmas Number 1

Harry Maguire, the new Manchester United signing who seems to be able to do just about anything everything he puts his hand to, has been made the bookmakers' favourite to reach number 1 in the UK charts at Christmas. This is astonishing news - eve...

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Funny story: Kylie Minogue Furious At Sir David Attenborough

Kylie Minogue Furious At Sir David Attenborough

There was real Australian soap-style drama at Glastonbury on Sunday, when Aussie pop princess Kylie Minogue became enraged before her performance had actually started, by Sir David Attenborough, who came onstage immediately before her. Minogue, wh...

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Funny story: Lionel Richie Finally Apologizes for "Penny Lover"

Lionel Richie Finally Apologizes for "Penny Lover"

Beverly Hills- After years of agonizing anticipation, music lovers around the world finally have received an apology from Lionel Richie for the recording and release of the 1983 song Penny Lover. When news of the mea culpa broke, fans slowly gath...

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Funny story: Only Time Americans Believe Everything Is Going to Be All Right Is When They Hear It in a Song

Only Time Americans Believe Everything Is Going to Be All Right Is When They Hear It in a Song

With cynicism and disillusionment increasingly pervading the American consciousness thanks to shifty politicians, racial divisiveness, spiraling gun violence, and ever more dire reports about climate change, Americans are having a harder time than ev...

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Funny story: Bill Cosby Found With Two Drumsticks Shoved Up His Rectum

Bill Cosby Found With Two Drumsticks Shoved Up His Rectum

There were scenes of total panic at 'unlock' this morning, when jailed comedian, Bill Cosby, was found in his cell with a pair of drumsticks shoved up his anus. Cosby, star of 'The Cosby Show', and co-writer of the show's theme tune, 'Kiss Me', us...

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Funny story: Ed Sheerans Sheer Luck

Ed Sheerans Sheer Luck

*We are well aware that our headlines never have anything to do with our actual story. We are looking to hire a headline writer who's willing to work for pieces of Battenberg cake. Feel free to contact us on this site* With the release of Ed Sheer...

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Funny story: Black People Fed Up with Middle Class White Boys Singing in Faux Jamaican Accents

Black People Fed Up with Middle Class White Boys Singing in Faux Jamaican Accents

Tom Walker was born in Glasgow, but when he was three years old his family moved to the Cheshire town of Knutsford. He described his upbringing in a 'Glaswegian house' as his parents spoke in impenetrable accents. George Ezra Barnett was born in H...

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Funny story: The List of 10 Rejected Country Music Band Names

The List of 10 Rejected Country Music Band Names

Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine's Buck Yazoo stated that the world of country music has always been known for having colorfully traditional band names. He pointed out that some of these band names include Rascal Flatts, The Pirates of The Mississippi, Asleep At The Wheel, The Pistol Annies, and the legendary iconic band Bob Wills & The Texas Playboys. Buck said that back when he was attending Sol...

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Funny story: Nashville Unoriginal Takes Country Music Charts by Storm

Nashville Unoriginal Takes Country Music Charts by Storm

The music of singer-songwriter Kelcey Payne of Nashville, Tennessee, has been described as hackneyed, poppy, and blatantly unoriginal - and it's got country music fans around the world absolutely riveted. "I'm a super fan," said Patti Leichman of...

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Funny story: Satanists claim that Beatles song "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" is a rip off!

Satanists claim that Beatles song "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" is a rip off!

A fanatical Satanist group have cast a "black demonic cloud" around the celebrations of John Lennon's 70th birthday. They claim that one of his and McCartney's songs was a devilish "rip off" and was stolen frome them by John. The song, "Lucy i...

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Funny story: Glastonbury Fans Say They'll Want A Refund If It Doesn't Turn Into A Quagmire

Glastonbury Fans Say They'll Want A Refund If It Doesn't Turn Into A Quagmire

Music fans have begun arriving at Glastonbury for the annual feast of music that usually turns into a mudbath due to seasonal rainstorms, but there is already unrest, after several visitors said they would be seeking a refund if the weather stayed fi...

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Funny story: Sinéad O'Connor Rejected By Islam

Sinéad O'Connor Rejected By Islam

Sinéad O'Connor, the controversial and attention-seeking Irish singer, who has converted to Islam, and said that she no longer wants to live amongst white people 'as long as she lives', has been told to go and fuck herself by Muslims. O'Connor -...

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Funny story: New Johnny Cash Song Discovered About John Wayne - "A Boy Named Marion"

New Johnny Cash Song Discovered About John Wayne - "A Boy Named Marion"

Johnny Cash historians have discovered a previously unknown Cash ballad amongst his files that might be his next posthumous hit. It appears to be a rewrite of his big '60's hit "A Boy Named Sue" that is a tribute to movie star John Wayne. Wayne's name at birth was actually Marion, normally a woman's name, which supposed caused him grief with his classmates in school. Cash seemingly saw the similar...

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Funny story: Queen Guitarist Brian May In Hospital After Consistently Denying Any Connection To Theresa May

Queen Guitarist Brian May In Hospital After Consistently Denying Any Connection To Theresa May

Brian May, the legendary lead-guitarist with rock group, Queen, is being cared for in a private hospital tonight after suffering a nervous breakdown as a result of years of denying any family connection between himself and UK prime minister, Theresa...

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Funny story: Secret Behind Lady GaGa's Poker Face Revealed!

Secret Behind Lady GaGa's Poker Face Revealed!

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta played strip poker with RoboByte Records executives in a mansion, where she removed her pleather and sequins, but not her smut and sass, said a source. RoboByte producer BigRedOne showed his appr...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Admits She Eats 15 Hot Dogs A Day!

Britney Spears Admits She Eats 15 Hot Dogs A Day!

LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears recently stated that she is having a marvelous time being a judge on Simon Cowell's X-Factor. The 30-year-old says that at first she thought that it was going to be hard for her to say no to singing contestants but aft...

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Funny story: Rap Stars' Mothers Reveal Reasons They Called Their Kids What They Did

Rap Stars' Mothers Reveal Reasons They Called Their Kids What They Did

The mothers of some of the biggest rap stars in the music business have said they named their children in the way they did, because it was clear that they were destined for superstardom. Many rap artists change their names to something more catchy...

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