J.Lo and Pitbull's Sexually Sultry Song Is The Number 1 Song In The Nation
LOS ANGELES - (Spoof Satire) - The American Research Group has just announced that the latest single by Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull has rocketed to the top of the charts, knocking all other songs out of the way like a bull in a china shop. The song…
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Lady singer from the 70's is now a hasbeen
Having a face filled with wrinkles and spots, she's unrecognizable from her youthful self. Who could she be? She put out music hits through the 70s and 80s. Now she's using the moniker Mrs Robinson, a name she took from the classic movie 'The Grad…
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Taylor Swift’s Cat Records Album
The music world was rocked this week by an announcement that Taylor Swift’s cat is recording an album. The famous feline is already the subject of much media attention just for belonging to the world’s most popular pop star, of course. Still, few…
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Britney Spears Will Be Recording a Song With Tony Bennett
HOLLYWOOD - (Music Satire) - In a shocking turn of events, legendary crooner Tony Bennett, 96, and "Toxic" hitmaker Britney Spears, 41, are reportedly joining forces for an upcoming duet. The two music icons will be recording a song entitled "Hey…
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Lionel Richie Finally Apologizes for "Penny Lover"
Beverly Hills- After years of agonizing anticipation, music lovers around the world finally have received an apology from Lionel Richie for the recording and release of the 1983 song Penny Lover. When news of the mea culpa broke, fans slowly gath...
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New Johnny Cash Song Discovered About John Wayne - "A Boy Named Marion"
Johnny Cash historians have discovered a previously unknown Cash ballad amongst his files that might be his next posthumous hit. It appears to be a rewrite of his big '60's hit "A Boy Named Sue" that is a tribute to movie star John Wayne. Wayne's name at birth was actually Marion, normally a woman's name, which supposed caused him grief with his classmates in school. Cash seemingly saw the similar...
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Kanye West's New Hitler Album
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ABBA To Get Back Together After Wife-Swap Stunt
ABBA, the Swedish supergroup who, in the 1970s took the music world by its knackers and gave them a damned good shake, are to get back together after a self-imposed break of more than 28 years in the pop wilderness - but with a couple of major change...
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Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood Write and Record a Song About Their Breakup
NASHVILLE- (Music Spoof) - The once happy as hell couple of Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood are now reportedly fighting like the Hatfields and McCoys. For months now the country couple has been sticking daggers in each others backs; he says she's…
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Office playing Enya CD in honour of St Patrick's Day
Office staff at The Den in Mithering on the Trent are being forced to listen to Enya because it is St Patrick's Day. The Den, known as a leading Arts club for the youth is actually run by three people in their fifties who have not had their finger…
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Satanists claim that Beatles song "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" is a rip off!
A fanatical Satanist group have cast a "black demonic cloud" around the celebrations of John Lennon's 70th birthday. They claim that one of his and McCartney's songs was a devilish "rip off" and was stolen frome them by John. The song, "Lucy i...
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The British Band The Camel Toe Named The Best New Heavy Metal Band In The United Kingdom
LONDON - ( UK Satire) – The Brit Music Scene Magazine has just named The Best Heavy Metal Band of The Year. This year’s winner is Camel Toe, and the five lads that hail from Wimbledon beat out a field of 90 bands, including such popular bands as L…
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Justin Bieber Shocked At Being Booed By The Billboard Music Awards Audience
LAS VEGAS - The little singer from north of the border, Justin Bieber, received a rude awakening when he was booed by the Billboard Music Awards audience. The event which was held at The MGM Grand Garden Arena was viewed by millions of television...
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Taylor Swift Wins 8 Billboard Music Awards
LAS VEGAS - Millions of viewers watched as Taylor Swift cleaned up at the Billboard Music Awards at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Sin City, USA. Taylor won a total of 8 awards including Top Female Artist, Top Country Artist, Top Country Album, Top...
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Strip Club Owner Bans 'Pour Some Sugar On Me"
The owner of a strip club in, yes, you guessed it... Florida, has heard the Def Leppard hit, Pour Some Sugar On Me, one too many times, and has officially banned the song from being played by any of the strippers in his club—no matter how hot they ar…
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The Popular Country Music Duo 'Florida Georgia Line' Is Changing It’s Name
NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – News coming out of “Music City” says that the highly popular country duo Florida Georgia Line has decided to change their name. The band, made up of Tyler Hubbard and Brian Kelley, are noted for their songs about beer-d…
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Prince William and Princess Kate Reveal Their Favorite Rock Band
LONDON – (UK Satire) – After not wanting to reveal who their favorite rock band is, William and Kate finally divulged the band’s name to noted English news agency writer Loretta Piffinshaw, with Ta Ta For Now News. The happy, musically inclined ro…
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Black People Fed Up with Middle Class White Boys Singing in Faux Jamaican Accents
Tom Walker was born in Glasgow, but when he was three years old his family moved to the Cheshire town of Knutsford. He described his upbringing in a 'Glaswegian house' as his parents spoke in impenetrable accents. George Ezra Barnett was born in H...
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The Song "Stormy" By The Classics IV, Is Back On The Music Chart After 54 Years Thanks To Stormy Daniels Renewed Popularity
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Who could forget the timeless hit "Stormy" by the band The Classics IV, that rocked the airwaves in 1968? Thanks to the resurgence of Donald J. Erasmus Trump's funtime friend, Stormy Daniels, the song is back on the char…
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The List of 10 Rejected Country Music Band Names
Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine's Buck Yazoo stated that the world of country music has always been known for having colorfully traditional band names. He pointed out that some of these band names include Rascal Flatts, The Pirates of The Mississippi, Asleep At The Wheel, The Pistol Annies, and the legendary iconic band Bob Wills & The Texas Playboys. Buck said that back when he was attending Sol...
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On Deathbed, Meatloaf Reveals 5 Things He Wouldn't Do For Love
NY - Just before he died, the singer Meatloaf told his nurse the five things that he wouldn't do for love, answering the burning question from his hit song, I Would Do Anything For Love (but I won't do that.) Although the nurse actually had no ide…
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New Johnny Cash Song Discovered About John Wayne - "A Boy Named Marion"
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ABBA To Get Back Together After Wife-Swap Stunt
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Justin Bieber Shocked At Being Booed By The Billboard Music Awards Audience
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Taylor Swift Wins 8 Billboard Music Awards
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The British Band The Camel Toe Named The Best New Heavy Metal Band In The United Kingdom
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Prince William and Princess Kate Reveal Their Favorite Rock Band
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Strip Club Owner Bans 'Pour Some Sugar On Me"
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The Song "Stormy" By The Classics IV, Is Back On The Music Chart After 54 Years Thanks To Stormy Daniels Renewed Popularity
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Britney Spears Will Be Recording a Song With Tony Bennett
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J.Lo and Pitbull's Sexually Sultry Song Is The Number 1 Song In The Nation
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Satanists claim that Beatles song "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" is a rip off!
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Lionel Richie Finally Apologizes for "Penny Lover"
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The List of 10 Rejected Country Music Band Names
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Black People Fed Up with Middle Class White Boys Singing in Faux Jamaican Accents
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The Popular Country Music Duo 'Florida Georgia Line' Is Changing It’s Name
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On Deathbed, Meatloaf Reveals 5 Things He Wouldn't Do For Love
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Office playing Enya CD in honour of St Patrick's Day
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Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood Write and Record a Song About Their Breakup
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Taylor Swift’s Cat Records Album
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Lady singer from the 70's is now a hasbeen
