Acquaintances Reluctantly Impressed by Musician’s Transparently False but Unwavering Humility
“It’s not about me, man,” is the refrain constantly heard by acquaintances of transparently egotistical but consistently ostensibly humble Nashville musician Freddie Adams. “I don’t give a shit about the chicks, the drugs, the money, the glam. I just...
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Former Black Sabbath frontman, Ozzie Osbourne, has had to cancel a tour of Australia, New Zealand and Japan, after complications he experienced whilst trying to swallow a frog. Osbourne, 70, achieved notoriety in 1981, when he bit the head off a d...
Read full storyMan still can't decide between Blur and Oasis
Although it has not been mentioned in the press for years, a man in his forties is worried that he still hasn't made his decision about which group he prefers, Oasis or Blur. Gary Braithwaite, 47, said "It was an issue years ago, when I was trying...
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New York Musician Hopes His Fake Humility Holds Up on Television
New York singer-songwriter Bryce Beaumont was privileged and honored to have been invited to appear on a wildly popular late-night talk show and only hopes that the songs he shares with the audience bring them joy and inspiration, and that his fake h...
Read full storyQueen Guitarist Brian May In Hospital After Consistently Denying Any Connection To Theresa May
Brian May, the legendary lead-guitarist with rock group, Queen, is being cared for in a private hospital tonight after suffering a nervous breakdown as a result of years of denying any family connection between himself and UK prime minister, Theresa...
Read full storyMan Was Shocked When He Finally Found Out What Song Lyrics Meant
A man who had, for months, enjoyed listening to a particular foreign-artist song he had heard regularly in a music video on the TV, received the shock of his life when he finally found out what the song's lyrics meant. Moys Kenwood, 55, first enco...
Read full storyLionel Richie Finally Apologizes for "Penny Lover"
Beverly Hills- After years of agonizing anticipation, music lovers around the world finally have received an apology from Lionel Richie for the recording and release of the 1983 song Penny Lover. When news of the mea culpa broke, fans slowly gath...
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PRESCOTT, Arizona - The rock duo of The Captain and Tennille was married for 39 years when Toni decided to file for a divorce. Fans of Daryl "Captain" Dragon and his wife (Toni Tennille) were shocked since the two seemed to be as close to each oth...
Read full storyPope Francis To Guest On Jay Z Album
It has been revealed that Pope Francis is to make an appearance on hip hop maestro Jay Z’s new album. Whilst the rapper is known for his willingness to experiment musically, teaming up with the Pontiff would come as a major shock to his millions of f...
Read full storySatanists claim that Beatles song "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" is a rip off!
A fanatical Satanist group have cast a "black demonic cloud" around the celebrations of John Lennon's 70th birthday. They claim that one of his and McCartney's songs was a devilish "rip off" and was stolen frome them by John. The song, "Lucy i...
Read full storyBill Cosby Found With Two Drumsticks Shoved Up His Rectum
There were scenes of total panic at 'unlock' this morning, when jailed comedian, Bill Cosby, was found in his cell with a pair of drumsticks shoved up his anus. Cosby, star of 'The Cosby Show', and co-writer of the show's theme tune, 'Kiss Me', us...
Read full storyListening Repeatedly To Dominique A, Made Man Speak English With French Accent
An Englishman who listened incessantly to the music of French artist, Dominique A, started to speak English as if he, himself were French - complete with a French accent! Travelling on a Finnair flight back to Manchester in 2012, Moys Kenwood scan...
Read full storyNashville Musician Wonders if He Might Be a Little Self-Centered
Nashville musician Corndog Kramer, front man for the classification-resistant indie band Existential Insomnia, recently wondered if the adulation and praise lavished upon him by the discerning music aficionados who truly get his stuff, together with...
Read full storyThe List of 10 Rejected Country Music Band Names
Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine's Buck Yazoo stated that the world of country music has always been known for having colorfully traditional band names. He pointed out that some of these band names include Rascal Flatts, The Pirates of The Mississippi, Asleep At The Wheel, The Pistol Annies, and the legendary iconic band Bob Wills & The Texas Playboys. Buck said that back when he was attending Sol...
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