Funny story: Stormzy Ruing Choice Of Stage Name After Particularly Inclement Weather Batters UK

Stormzy Ruing Choice Of Stage Name After Particularly Inclement Weather Batters UK

British award-winning freestyle rapper, Stormzy, is at a crossroads in his career this morning, after the second major extreme weather incident in two weeks battered the UK into submission under a torrent of rain, high winds and floods, leaving the s...

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Funny story: Man Decides To Have A 'Durutti Column Weekend'

Man Decides To Have A 'Durutti Column Weekend'

A man who loves listening to music, but who hasn't had the chance for a 'maximum blowout' in a very long time, will put that right this weekend, and will stage one at his home, featuring his Durutti Column collection. Moys Kenwood, 56, has followe...

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Funny story: Retro Rock Group Trump Airplane Crashes like Boeing 737 in San Francisco

Retro Rock Group Trump Airplane Crashes like Boeing 737 in San Francisco

Fed up with the liberal political activism espoused by many musicians, neoconservative retro rock group Trump Airplane took it upon itself to croon about what it considers traditional American values, only to crash like a Boeing 737, the defective ai...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Hits a Wall

Nashville Man Hits a Wall

Kyle Gentry of Nashville, Tennessee, was happily cruising down the road one afternoon in his 2006 Pontiac when he hit a wall – or, more accurately, The Wall. "It was Pink Floyd’s groundbreaking album," Kyle explained. "Someone had hurled it out a...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Says That Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn Is Downright Evil

Taylor Swift Says That Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn Is Downright Evil

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift is not the least bit shy when it comes to pointing out that Tennessee Senator Marsha “The Plump Trump Ass-Kisser” Blackburn has gone and stepped in a pile of Tennessee thoroughbred horse manure (or shit, as they call it in Ar...

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Funny story: FibalongaBoris Greatest Hits

FibalongaBoris Greatest Hits

The Prime Minister's debut album, FibalongaBoris, is a quasi-singalong of some of the best lies launched up to now. "I want to make sure the slate's not wiped clean just because people elected me. I am proud of my cunning, and this CD is a sort of...

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Funny story: Mike And The Mechanics Are Not Really Mechanics

Mike And The Mechanics Are Not Really Mechanics

A investigation by undercover reporters from satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, has revealed that not one single member - past or present - of the British rock group, Mike and the Mechanics, is a mechanic. Nor has any of them EVER been a mechan...

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Funny story: Lionel Richie Finally Apologizes for "Penny Lover"

Lionel Richie Finally Apologizes for "Penny Lover"

Beverly Hills- After years of agonizing anticipation, music lovers around the world finally have received an apology from Lionel Richie for the recording and release of the 1983 song Penny Lover. When news of the mea culpa broke, fans slowly gath...

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Funny story: The Former Queen of Country Music Loretta Lynn Slams Today’s Country Music

The Former Queen of Country Music Loretta Lynn Slams Today’s Country Music

HURRICANE MILLS, Tennessee – Ichabod Fernandez with The Vox Populi News Agency sat down with the legendary 87-year-old Loretta Lynn at her Tennessee Southern-style Mansion Casa Grits. Lynn was barefoot, and was wearing a torn Calamity Jane blouse...

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Funny story: Eminem Reveals Secret Behind Title Of New Album

Eminem Reveals Secret Behind Title Of New Album

Rap music's hottest property, Eminem, has released a new album, and its controversial title is already whipping up a storm in the music press, and beyond. 'Music To Get Murdered By' is a hot collection of songs on the subject in the title, and tod...

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Funny story: Nashville Musician Explains that notwithstanding Superficial Similarities, His Music Is Not Country

Nashville Musician Explains that notwithstanding Superficial Similarities, His Music Is Not Country

Nashville, Tennessee, musician Wes Woodward has a tough time categorizing the music created by his band Meridional Pyre, but he is very clear that it is most definitely not country music. "I'd say it's best described as southern Gothic with black...

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Funny story: The Queen Reveals Liking For Throbbing Gristle

The Queen Reveals Liking For Throbbing Gristle

In the unlikeliest of associations imaginable, Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, has revealed that she is a fan of industrial music pioneers, Throbbing Gristle. TG, formed in Hull in 1975 from the remnants of COUM Transmissions, stunned audiences with...

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Funny story: Codependent Truckers Bring Self-Awareness to Country Music

Codependent Truckers Bring Self-Awareness to Country Music

Nashville-based country music trio, Codependent Truckers, are getting rave reviews, not only for their gut-wrenching songs of love and loss, but also for bringing a new level of self-awareness to country music. "Classic country has always been rif...

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Funny story: Shane McGowan To See Dentist About Having His Teeth Out

Shane McGowan To See Dentist About Having His Teeth Out

Shane McGowan, the frontman of Irish punk and folk rockers, The Pogues, has stunned friends by booking a dental appointment to have his teeth out. McGowan, 61, underwent a nine-hour operation in 2016, during which he had an entire set of teeth in...

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Funny story: Black People Fed Up with Middle Class White Boys Singing in Faux Jamaican Accents

Black People Fed Up with Middle Class White Boys Singing in Faux Jamaican Accents

Tom Walker was born in Glasgow, but when he was three years old his family moved to the Cheshire town of Knutsford. He described his upbringing in a 'Glaswegian house' as his parents spoke in impenetrable accents. George Ezra Barnett was born in H...

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Funny story: Satanists claim that Beatles song "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" is a rip off!

Satanists claim that Beatles song "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" is a rip off!

A fanatical Satanist group have cast a "black demonic cloud" around the celebrations of John Lennon's 70th birthday. They claim that one of his and McCartney's songs was a devilish "rip off" and was stolen frome them by John. The song, "Lucy i...

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Funny story: The List of 10 Rejected Country Music Band Names

The List of 10 Rejected Country Music Band Names

Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine's Buck Yazoo stated that the world of country music has always been known for having colorfully traditional band names. He pointed out that some of these band names include Rascal Flatts, The Pirates of The Mississippi, Asleep At The Wheel, The Pistol Annies, and the legendary iconic band Bob Wills & The Texas Playboys. Buck said that back when he was attending Sol...

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Funny story: Queen Guitarist Brian May In Hospital After Consistently Denying Any Connection To Theresa May

Queen Guitarist Brian May In Hospital After Consistently Denying Any Connection To Theresa May

Brian May, the legendary lead-guitarist with rock group, Queen, is being cared for in a private hospital tonight after suffering a nervous breakdown as a result of years of denying any family connection between himself and UK prime minister, Theresa...

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Funny story: New Johnny Cash Song Discovered About John Wayne - "A Boy Named Marion"

New Johnny Cash Song Discovered About John Wayne - "A Boy Named Marion"

Johnny Cash historians have discovered a previously unknown Cash ballad amongst his files that might be his next posthumous hit. It appears to be a rewrite of his big '60's hit "A Boy Named Sue" that is a tribute to movie star John Wayne. Wayne's name at birth was actually Marion, normally a woman's name, which supposed caused him grief with his classmates in school. Cash seemingly saw the similar...

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Funny story: Bill Cosby Found With Two Drumsticks Shoved Up His Rectum

Bill Cosby Found With Two Drumsticks Shoved Up His Rectum

There were scenes of total panic at 'unlock' this morning, when jailed comedian, Bill Cosby, was found in his cell with a pair of drumsticks shoved up his anus. Cosby, star of 'The Cosby Show', and co-writer of the show's theme tune, 'Kiss Me', us...

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