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Durutti Column Enthusiast Can't Bring Himself To Part With Vinyl Album

Funny story: Durutti Column Enthusiast Can't Bring Himself To Part With Vinyl Album

A rare and valuable collector's item presents the owner with a dilemma: a) sell the item, and cash in on a decent sum of money, or b) keep the item, and celebrate the ownership. That was the dilemma facing one man from Hull as he contemplate...

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Peter Hook Did Not Sing On 'Doubts Even Here'

Funny story: Peter Hook Did Not Sing On 'Doubts Even Here'

A man in Hull has said he doesn't believe the claim that bassist Peter Hook sang the vocals on the track, Doubts even here' on the 1981 New Order debut album, 'Movement'. In other words, he has doubts about 'Doubts even here'. New Order rose fr...

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Man Tries To Clone Ian Curtis

Funny story: Man Tries To Clone Ian Curtis

A man who read something in a book about the legendary Joy Division frontman, Ian Curtis, who committed suicide in 1980, has embarked upon a crackpot scheme to clone the singer, it's been claimed. Moys Kenwood, who was 16 at the time of Curtis' un...

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Man Admits That The First Time He Heard 'Underpass' By John Foxx, He Thought The Singer Was Singing 'Underpants'

Funny story: Man Admits That The First Time He Heard 'Underpass' By John Foxx, He Thought The Singer Was Singing 'Underpants'

A man who describes himself as "a music enthusiast" has revealed how, the first time he heard the John Foxx single 'Underpass', in January 1980, his ears told him that the singer had sung "Underpants'. Foxx, formerly with Ultravox, had parted comp...

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Man Is Forming A Band Like Kraftwerk

Funny story: Man Is Forming A Band Like Kraftwerk

A man who inadvertently stumbled upon a Kraftwerk song he had forgotten about from the 1980s, and thoroughly enjoyed it, has said he, himself, is going to form a band like the German electronic band, and is currently recruiting band members. Moys...

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Man Who Listened To Kraftwerk Song Can't Get It Out Of His Mind

Funny story: Man Who Listened To Kraftwerk Song Can't Get It Out Of His Mind

A man who was listening to music through the YouTube channel on his computer, inadvertently stumbled upon a song by the German electronic synthesizer pioneers, Kraftwerk, and now can't get the tune out of his head! The song, 'Computer Love' (1981)...

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Elton John FA Cup Final Performance Offer Snubbed

Funny story: Elton John FA Cup Final Performance Offer Snubbed

Sir Elton Hercules John, the popular singer, who has millions of fans worldwide, has offered his services as pre-match entertainment at this year's FA Cup final between his beloved Watford, and Manchester City, at Wembley Stadium in May, but has been...

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Country Music Star Admits to Being Secret Slayer Fan

Funny story: Country Music Star Admits to Being Secret Slayer Fan

While known for his crooning, picking, and twanging, country music megastar Ridge Lawson recently admitted that in his down time, he can't get enough of death metal band Slayer. "Fuck, they just really do it for me," said Lawson, briefly but unapo...

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Man Arrived Home From Work To 'Right Old Fucking Racket'

Funny story: Man Arrived Home From Work To 'Right Old Fucking Racket'

A man who had endured a long, hard, and severely-testing day at work, was looking forward to a nice, quiet, relaxing evening at home, but was surprised when he got there by an intense crescendo of noise which he later described as "an aural assault".

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Man who suffers from Insomnia buys Dido's new album

Funny story: Man who suffers from Insomnia buys Dido's new album

Gary Johnson, 48, who suffers from Insomnia after buying tickets for Jedward for his 30th wedding anniversary, has exclusively revealed to us that he has just indulged in Dido's latest release. 'I was on that Amazon type thing' said Johnson, as if...

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Acquaintances Reluctantly Impressed by Musician’s Transparently False but Unwavering Humility

Funny story: Acquaintances Reluctantly Impressed by Musician’s Transparently False but Unwavering Humility

“It’s not about me, man,” is the refrain constantly heard by acquaintances of transparently egotistical but consistently ostensibly humble Nashville musician Freddie Adams. “I don’t give a shit about the chicks, the drugs, the money, the glam. I just...

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R Kelly Reckons He Can Fly

Funny story: R Kelly Reckons He Can Fly

Pop musician, R Kelly, currently at the center of an underage sex scandal, has today been undergoing psychiatric tests as a consequence of his repeated insistence of his belief that he can fly. Kelly was charged with ten counts of aggravated crimi...

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Man still can't decide between Blur and Oasis

Funny story: Man still can't decide between Blur and Oasis

Although it has not been mentioned in the press for years, a man in his forties is worried that he still hasn't made his decision about which group he prefers, Oasis or Blur. Gary Braithwaite, 47, said "It was an issue years ago, when I was trying...

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Queen Guitarist Brian May In Hospital After Consistently Denying Any Connection To Theresa May

Funny story: Queen Guitarist Brian May In Hospital After Consistently Denying Any Connection To Theresa May

Brian May, the legendary lead-guitarist with rock group, Queen, is being cared for in a private hospital tonight after suffering a nervous breakdown as a result of years of denying any family connection between himself and UK prime minister, Theresa...

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Ozzie Osbourne Has Got A Frog In His Throat

Funny story: Ozzie Osbourne Has Got A Frog In His Throat

Former Black Sabbath frontman, Ozzie Osbourne, has had to cancel a tour of Australia, New Zealand and Japan, after complications he experienced whilst trying to swallow a frog. Osbourne, 70, achieved notoriety in 1981, when he bit the head off a d...

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New York Musician Hopes His Fake Humility Holds Up on Television

Funny story: New York Musician Hopes His Fake Humility Holds Up on Television

New York singer-songwriter Bryce Beaumont was privileged and honored to have been invited to appear on a wildly popular late-night talk show and only hopes that the songs he shares with the audience bring them joy and inspiration, and that his fake h...

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Man Was Shocked When He Finally Found Out What Song Lyrics Meant

Funny story: Man Was Shocked When He Finally Found Out What Song Lyrics Meant

A man who had, for months, enjoyed listening to a particular foreign-artist song he had heard regularly in a music video on the TV, received the shock of his life when he finally found out what the song's lyrics meant. Moys Kenwood, 55, first enco...

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Pope Francis To Guest On Jay Z Album

Funny story: Pope Francis To Guest On Jay Z Album

It has been revealed that Pope Francis is to make an appearance on hip hop maestro Jay Z’s new album. Whilst the rapper is known for his willingness to experiment musically, teaming up with the Pontiff would come as a major shock to his millions of f...

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