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Funny story: Man Fondly Recalls The Dooleys

Man Fondly Recalls The Dooleys

A man who was idly daydreaming the other day, started to think about music from his childhood, and remembered that the first 7" vinyl single record he ever bought was The Dooleys 1974 Eurovision Song Contest entry, 'Hands Across the Sea'. Tatty M…

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Funny story: Man Relieved To Discover Francis Rossi Isn't Dead Yet

Man Relieved To Discover Francis Rossi Isn't Dead Yet

A man who was reading a Wikipedia page about British boogie rock band, Status Quo, and read of the deaths of two members of the band, told of how relieved he was to to discover that founding member, Francis Rossi, was still alive. Moys Kenwood, wh…

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Funny story: Man Fondly Remembers First Record He Ever Bought

Man Fondly Remembers First Record He Ever Bought

A man who was idly daydreaming the other day, started to think about music from his childhood, and remembered that the first vinyl record he ever bought was the 7" single by Status Quo, 'Down, Down' in 1974, when he was just 11 years old. Moys Ken…

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Funny story: The Pink Lives Matter Movement To Have a Big Lollapalooza Type Music Festival

The Pink Lives Matter Movement To Have a Big Lollapalooza Type Music Festival

SAN FRANCISCO – Members of the newly-formed Pink Lives Matter movement have announced plans for a big entertainment whoop-dee-do, as they say down in Nawlins (New Orleans). Organizers, Bruce Figwater and Myron Tutu, have informed the media that th…

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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Hair Defies Gravity, And His Tattoos Are Rubbish

Justin Bieber's Hair Defies Gravity, And His Tattoos Are Rubbish

It's been claimed by one music enthusiast that the hair of Canadian crooner, Justin Bieber, is not subject to gravity, and that the tattoos he has all the way up his arms, are absolutely shit. Bieber has an exceedingly strange hairstyle, which one…

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Funny story: Ukulele group banned from local park

Ukulele group banned from local park

Toby Smith and his ukulele band of several hipsters have been banned from their local park in Mithering on the Trent. The hirsute six-piece often play in the Duck and Mallard on the High Street at their local open mic night, but since the lockdown…

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Funny story: Black Lives Matter Install George Clinton As President Of The Black USA

Black Lives Matter Install George Clinton As President Of The Black USA

As tempers continued to fray at the weekend, there was a major development away from the rioting, when the Black Lives Matter organization officially declared the former Parliament and Funkadelic frontman, George Clinton, the President of the Black U…

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Funny story: George Clinton To Re-release 'Paint The White House Black'

George Clinton To Re-release 'Paint The White House Black'

George Clinton, the leader of P-Funk bands, Parliament and Funkadelic, who has been named as the President of the Black United States of America by the Black Lives Matter organization, is set to re-release his popular 1993 single, 'Paint The White Ho…

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Funny story: Sammy Hagar Pisses Off a Lot of Real Singers

Sammy Hagar Pisses Off a Lot of Real Singers

BISON SPIT, Montana – Former singer, Sammy Hagar, who is 72-going-on-92, has just made what is being considered by many to be the most idiotic, stupid remark regarding the Coronavirus pandemic yet. The Memphis Post-Haste newspaper wrote that even...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Files a Counter-Lawsuit Against His Sexual Accuser

Justin Bieber Files a Counter-Lawsuit Against His Sexual Accuser

AUSTIN – Justin Bieber says that he is getting fed up with every time he smiles at a girl, she runs home, gets on the computer, and says that she was sexually assaulted by him. Bieber said that most of these types of women are 6s or lower. He poin…

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Funny story: Man's Album of techno Accordion music still not selling

Man's Album of techno Accordion music still not selling

Man about town, Gary Williamson, a 49-year-old musician, released an album of original Techno music with his accordion playing to the fore, and realised, that, although he launched it ten years ago, it still isn't selling. 'Like most people during…

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Addresses Those Alleged SXSW Sexual Assault Allegations

Justin Bieber Addresses Those Alleged SXSW Sexual Assault Allegations

LOS ANGELES – Justin Bieber says that he does not want to have to address the fake alleged allegations of assault, but he has to, because it is his voting right and his right to bear arms. Needless to say, the Beeb still partakes of the brewskis.

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Funny story: Liverpool Players Claim They Were 'Put Off' By Saxophonist

Liverpool Players Claim They Were 'Put Off' By Saxophonist

After the most bizarre Merseyside Derby in living memory at the weekend, players of both Liverpool and Everton say they were "nervous to start with", but became increasingly so when they couldn't concentrate because of the relaxing tunes being played...

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Funny story: Starr charged with being socially annoying

Starr charged with being socially annoying

Ex-Beatles drummer, Richard Starkey, affectionately known as Ringo Starr, was today taken into custody by the LAPD and charged with being a public nuisance. Starr has recently been busy on all the social.media platforms, including YouTube and Ins…

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Funny story: Friend With Tinnitus Ruins Another Road Trip Singalong

Friend With Tinnitus Ruins Another Road Trip Singalong

One of the friends you invited on the weekend trip to the shore has tinnitus, so don’t turn the volume up too high. Jake Miller, 24, was diagnosed with tinnitus two years ago. Tinnitus is an underlying condition of many ear issues, that results i...

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Funny story: The Country Band Lady Antebellum Drops Its Racist Name

The Country Band Lady Antebellum Drops Its Racist Name

NASHVILLE – The popular country music band, Lady Antebellum, has decided that it was high time that they got with the politically correct program, and they are officially now known as Lady A. The original name of the band came from the style of th...

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Funny story: Electric Eels 'Agitated' Left Man Agitated

Electric Eels 'Agitated' Left Man Agitated

A man has recounted how, whilst listening to music from his computer library, yesterday afternoon, he encountered the 1975-written Electric Eels track 'Agitated', and became extremely agitated. The incident happened as veteran music enthusiast, Mo...

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