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Funny story: Ed Sheerans Sheer Luck

Ed Sheerans Sheer Luck

*We are well aware that our headlines never have anything to do with our actual story. We are looking to hire a headline writer who's willing to work for pieces of Battenberg cake. Feel free to contact us on this site* With the release of Ed Sheer...

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Funny story: Kylie Minogue Furious At Sir David Attenborough

Kylie Minogue Furious At Sir David Attenborough

There was real Australian soap-style drama at Glastonbury on Sunday, when Aussie pop princess Kylie Minogue became enraged before her performance had actually started, by Sir David Attenborough, who came onstage immediately before her. Minogue, wh...

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Funny story: Struggling Nashville Musician Begins to Think He Might Never Make It But Then Realizes That's Crazy Talk

Struggling Nashville Musician Begins to Think He Might Never Make It But Then Realizes That's Crazy Talk

After yet a other sparsely attended show in a dive bar with crummy sound and a badly-lit stage, singer-songwriter Campbell "Camp" Hobson of Nashville, Tennessee, began to think that he just might never truly make it as a professional musician, but th...

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Funny story: Glastonbury Fans Say They'll Want A Refund If It Doesn't Turn Into A Quagmire

Glastonbury Fans Say They'll Want A Refund If It Doesn't Turn Into A Quagmire

Music fans have begun arriving at Glastonbury for the annual feast of music that usually turns into a mudbath due to seasonal rainstorms, but there is already unrest, after several visitors said they would be seeking a refund if the weather stayed fi...

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Funny story: Rap Stars' Mothers Reveal Reasons They Called Their Kids What They Did

Rap Stars' Mothers Reveal Reasons They Called Their Kids What They Did

The mothers of some of the biggest rap stars in the music business have said they named their children in the way they did, because it was clear that they were destined for superstardom. Many rap artists change their names to something more catchy...

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Funny story: Sheryl Crow Can't Remember What Her Songs Sounded Like

Sheryl Crow Can't Remember What Her Songs Sounded Like

American singing star, Sheryl Crow, has said original tapes of her albums, including Tuesday Night Music Club and The Globe Sessions were lost when a fire engulfed archives at Universal Studios in Los Angeles in 2008, and the songs are now lost forev...

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Funny story: Man Reckons Song Doesn't Go On For Anywhere Near Long Enough

Man Reckons Song Doesn't Go On For Anywhere Near Long Enough

A man listening to a song by French rock band, The LimiƱanas, has said that, for his liking, anyway, the track doesn't go on for anywhere near long enough, and could do to be extended by about another three minutes. The song, 'Dimanche', a stompin...

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Funny story: Serge Gainsbourg: How the Hell Did He Do It?

Serge Gainsbourg: How the Hell Did He Do It?

Unkempt. Unshaven. Reeking of fags and booze. Ugly. French. Those all applied to Serge, yet still he managed to shag some excruciatingly gorgeous women throughout his short life: Bambou Brigitte Bardot Jane Birkin The question is: HOW? I s...

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Funny story: Purple Haze Covers Town

Purple Haze Covers Town

Residents in a mid-western town awoke to an unfamiliar tinge to their surroundings yesterday morning, when they found that the whole of the sky from horizon to horizon, from north to south, and from east to west, had been enveloped in what's been des...

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Funny story: Beyonce Knowles Fan Club Average Age Now 11

Beyonce Knowles Fan Club Average Age Now 11

A man who read a news report about Nicole Curran, the wife of the owner of a basketball team, and the online abuse she received from Beyonce fans after it was perceived that Curran had been rude to the singer, has invited the childish morons to direc...

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Funny story: Man Waited Until His Wife Went Out, So That He Could Attempt Breakdancing

Man Waited Until His Wife Went Out, So That He Could Attempt Breakdancing

A man who has, for decades, harbored a secret desire to try breakdancing, got his chance at the weekend, when his wife went to see her sister, leaving him all alone in the house. Ever since the early 1980s, when breakdancing broke onto the dancing...

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Funny story: BTS Band Members Subjected To Racist Abuse By Angry Fans Who Mistook Them For Asian Immigrants

BTS Band Members Subjected To Racist Abuse By Angry Fans Who Mistook Them For Asian Immigrants

Racist tendencies showed themselves again at the weekend, when several members of Korean supergroup, BTS, were barracked and insulted before their concert at Wembley Stadium in front of 60,000 screaming fans. Trouble flared when the band members w...

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Funny story: Elton John Is Back On The Booze Again

Elton John Is Back On The Booze Again

Rock legend Reginald Kenneth Dwight has revealed he is no longer 'on the wagon', and is drinking alcohol again as if it were going out of fashion. The star, 73, spoke to reporters in an interview to promote the rock biopic 'Rocketman', and said th...

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Funny story: Empire State Building Ruled 'Unsafe' After BTS Visit

Empire State Building Ruled 'Unsafe' After BTS Visit

One of the most iconic buildings in the United States - if not the world - has undergone a structural survey, and has been ruled 'unsafe', with a strong recommendation that the building be pulled down "before lives are lost". The Empire State Buil...

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Funny story: Black People Fed Up with Middle Class White Boys Singing in Faux Jamaican Accents

Black People Fed Up with Middle Class White Boys Singing in Faux Jamaican Accents

Tom Walker was born in Glasgow, but when he was three years old his family moved to the Cheshire town of Knutsford. He described his upbringing in a 'Glaswegian house' as his parents spoke in impenetrable accents. George Ezra Barnett was born in H...

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Funny story: Keith Flint's Ghost Visits Pub Looking Slightly Less Scary Than Keith Flint Did

Keith Flint's Ghost Visits Pub Looking Slightly Less Scary Than Keith Flint Did

There were a few raised eyebrows but no shrieking at an Essex public house at the weekend, when the ghost of former landlord, Keith Flint, paid an unexpected visit to the pub, and, as he was used to doing, started the fire in the bar. Flint, 49, d...

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Funny story: Hard-of-Hearing Prodigy Tribute Band Booed Off Stage

Hard-of-Hearing Prodigy Tribute Band Booed Off Stage

"I can't understand it, I am sure we heard somewhere that the late Keith Flint suffered from extreme flatulence," said Ryan Skint, vocalist and dancer with Prodigy tribute band Proctology after he and his three-piece band were booed off stage at Madr...

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