The List of 10 Rejected Country Music Band Names

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 14 February 2013

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Buck Yazoo says that he learned to sing and play his first country song at the age of two months.

Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine's Buck Yazoo stated that the world of country music has always been known for having colorfully traditional band names.

He pointed out that some of these band names include Rascal Flatts, The Pirates of The Mississippi, Asleep At The Wheel, The Pistol Annies, and the legendary iconic band Bob Wills & The Texas Playboys.

Buck said that back when he was attending Solid State College in San Antonio he was the lead singer for a country music band named Buck Yazoo & The Yahoo Ranch Cattle Branders.

And now Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine proudly presents...


  1. The Foul-Smellin' Livery Stable Sweepers
  2. The Ten-Gallon Hat Head Band
  3. Buckaroo Lou & The SOB Buckin' Bulls
  4. The Hoosegow Honeys (Girl Band)
  5. The Effen Cattle Rustlin' Varmints
  6. The Giddy Up Trifling Cowpokes
  7. The Smelly Bushwhackers
  8. The Counterfeit Sombrero (Tex-Mex Country Band)
  9. Tenderfoot Teddy & The Ten Gallon Hat Troubadours
  10. The Sexy School Marms of Amarillo (Girl Band)

WRITER'S NOTE: I would like to express my thanks to the gorgeously sexy Eva Longoria for helping me to compile this list. -BUCK YAZOO

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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