Hackers leak new song lyrics for one of the Justins or possibly a Jonas

Funny story written by MauryLevine

Tuesday, 23 May 2023

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Catchy Summer Song Lyrics Leaked!

Hackers corrupted a leading Hollywood songwriter's computer today, causing a much-talked-about song to be leaked to the general public. Rumors are swirling in the music community that the song is to be sung by one of the Justins or possibly a Jonas.

"Catchy Summer Song"

My red Mustang is cruising down the sunny, fast highway.
Don't follow rules, don't go to school 'cause it's the summer way.
My radio is playing a sick beat from years ago.
The sea-soaked summer air is blowing through my rear window.

Feeling the beat — beat!
Hearing the hook — hook!
Nothing is wrong 'cause it's (clap clap)
My catchy summer song.

Summer sugar la la (clap)
Summer sugar (clap clap clap)
Summer sugar la la (clap)
Summer sugar (clap clap clap)

Tall palm trees are swaying in the balmy summer breeze.
There's sunscreen on my face and on my hands and on my knees.
My sunglasses are shining like a humid summer day.
I turn the song up on the radio and hear it say,

Feeling the beat — beat!
Hearing the hook — hook!
Nothing is wrong 'cause it's (clap clap)
My catchy summer song.

Summer sugar la la (clap)
Summer sugar (clap clap clap)
Summer sugar la la (clap)
Summer sugar (clap clap clap)

Speeding on the bridge of this infectious summer song.
Turning up the volume so you all will sing along.
Chords, they are a-changing just at the exact right time.
My, my, my! Hot damn! Hot damn! This song is so sublime!
Catchy summer song is now.
Catchy summer song right now.
Catchy summer song is now.
Catchy summer song right now.

I'm at the water park and sliding in a tube so fast.
Hot girls in pink bikinis, how I wish this day would last.
My sandals flip and flop across the artificial sand.
Then suddenly, I hear the singing of my favorite band.

Feeling the beat—beat!
Hearing the hook—hook!
Nothing is wrong 'cause it's (clap clap)
My catchy summer song.

Summer sugar la la (clap)
Summer sugar (clap clap clap)
Summer sugar la la (clap)
Summer sugar (clap clap clap)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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