LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Well some people never learn. If you're up there, just keep your curious mouth shut, or someone will certainly come along and shut it for you real fucking fast.
Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Kiowa Kettle writes that's exactly what happened to white songwriter Diane Warren, who still wears her hair real creepy looking, like she did back in the 50s.
Warren The Wicked Writing Witch of The West, as hip hop artist Black Kitty Meow Meow has pegged, her wondered why black writers have to write songs with an average of 3,000 words in them.
And as if that was not insulting enough, the Spacey Space Cadet, also wondered why black writers have to include the words pussy, bitch, ho, yo, NBA, fa shizzle ma nizzle, and watermelon in nearly every rap song.
Well those words went over about as good as a condom with holes.
The unmarried Warren (and is there any wonder as to why the vision of vileness has not ever been hitched?) really needs to (as Beyonce so appropriately stated) just worry about her cellulite which is spreading like molten lava, her facial wrinkles, her inverted nipples, her 9 chins, and her sagging tits, and leave the black writers to write about whatever the heck black writers want to write about.
SIDENOTE: Some of Warren's more popular songs include, "I'm a White Girl So Only White Guys Can Touch Me," "I Never Cared For Watching The NBA On TV," and "My Name's Not Karen, But It Sure Could Be Huh Y'all?"
