Funny story - Two Houston Astros Players Are Caught Wearing Fake Medical Masks

Two Houston Astros Players Are Caught Wearing Fake Medical Masks

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) - The Electoral College Astros, as many L.A. Dodger fans call them, lost to the other L.A. team, the Los Angeles Angels, 5-4. A groundskeeper reported that, during the game, he counted at least 43 hot dogs that were throw…

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Funny story - MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred Says That the Week-Old Baseball Season Could Be Striking Out Pretty Soon

MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred Says That the Week-Old Baseball Season Could Be Striking Out Pretty Soon

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - MLB Commissioner Rob “The Man” Manfred says that he has been catching hell from a lot of people regarding the baseball season. He explained to sports reporters that none of the players are adhering to the no high-…

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Funny story - The Los Angeles Dodgers and The Houston Astros Get Into A Bench-Clearing Brawl

The Los Angeles Dodgers and The Houston Astros Get Into A Bench-Clearing Brawl

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) - As anyone who knows anything about baseball knows, the rivalry between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Houston Astros has recently escalated to stratospheric heights. It began years ago with the Wife-Stealing Scandal, b…

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Funny story - Major League Baseball is Now Considering Tearing Down Coronavirus-Infested Marlins Park

Major League Baseball is Now Considering Tearing Down Coronavirus-Infested Marlins Park

MIAMI - (Sports Satire) - Rob Manfred, commissioner of MLB, has told the sports media that every day, his damn headache gets worse and worse. He pointed out that, now, a team of baseball park inspectors are recommending that the Florida Marlins'…

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Funny story - Twelve Florida Marlin Players Are Stricken With The Coronapalooza Virus

Twelve Florida Marlin Players Are Stricken With The Coronapalooza Virus

MIAMI - (Sports Satire) - The sports world is in a state of shock, as they have just learned that the Florida Marlins have announced that a dozen of their players now have COVID-19. Team manager, Don Mattingly, stated that they still have 43 other…

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Funny story - Baseball Has Banned Cardboard Cut-Out Fans

Baseball Has Banned Cardboard Cut-Out Fans

NEW YORK CITY – (Fake News) Major League Baseball has just issued a directive that will outlaw the current fad practice of cardboard cut-out fans in the stands. The fad reportedly either started with the Baltimore Orioles or the Chicago White Sox,…

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Funny story - The New York Yankees Say “Nope” To President Trump Tossing Out The First Pitch

The New York Yankees Say “Nope” To President Trump Tossing Out The First Pitch

NEW YORK CITY – (Funny sports story) The President really had his feelings hurt when he learned that his hometown Yankees said they do not want him to toss out the first pitch, as is customary. A rep for the Bronx Bombers stated that it was just…

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Funny story - The New York Yankees Announce That They Will Not Be Changing Their Name

The New York Yankees Announce That They Will Not Be Changing Their Name

NEW YORK CITY – A spokesman for the New York Yankees has stated that they have listened to the complaints of their southern fans, but the name will remain as it has been for 107 years, since 1913. A group of southern Yankees fans submitted a petit…

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Funny story - President Trump Welcomes Mask-less Little Leaguers To The White House

President Trump Welcomes Mask-less Little Leaguers To The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Funny Sports Story) – President Trump told a group of little leaguers from Mosquito Creek, Mississippi, that, if they’re nice, humble, honest, and never, ever tell a lie, then maybe someday, just maybe, they, too, may grow up to be…

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Funny story - The Houston Astros Have Decided To Change Their Uniform Colors

The Houston Astros Have Decided To Change Their Uniform Colors

HOUSTON – The Astros organization recently told The Sports Mirror, they feel they've finally fallen back into the good graces with their fans, their non-fans, and the umpires union. An Astros spokesperson stated that the owner, John “Whooping” Cra…

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Funny story - The Houston Astros Are Complaining That The Kansas City Royals Used Piped In Boos Throughout the Course of Their Game

The Houston Astros Are Complaining That The Kansas City Royals Used Piped In Boos Throughout the Course of Their Game

HOUSTON –(Sports Comedy) A lawyer for the Houston Astros has filed a legal complaint against the Kansas City Royals organization. Attorney, Rolando F. Applecross, representing the 2017 World Series champions, states that, during the game between…

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Funny story - The Houston Astros Suggest To MLB That The Entire Baseball Season Be Played In Mexico

The Houston Astros Suggest To MLB That The Entire Baseball Season Be Played In Mexico

HOUSTON – Houston Astros team spokespersons, Jose Altuve and Carlos Correa, met with representatives with Major League Baseball, and presented an idea for getting the 2020 baseball season under way. Altuve said that, if something is not done and p...

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Funny story - The Sound of Bats Hitting Balls Will Soon Be Heard as Baseball is Just Around the Corner

The Sound of Bats Hitting Balls Will Soon Be Heard as Baseball is Just Around the Corner

NEW YORK CITY – Major League Baseball Commissioner Robert “Bobby” Manfred is thrilled to report that baseball will soon be back at the dozens of MLB parks, stadiums, fields, and domes. Manfred told Hiawatha Pamplona with Sport’s Territory Magazine…

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Funny story - The Atlanta Braves Fans Have Just Picked a New Name for Their Baseball Team

The Atlanta Braves Fans Have Just Picked a New Name for Their Baseball Team

ATLANTA – The Savannah Blaster-Register is reporting that the Atlanta Braves organization sent out over 23,000 survey cards to their season ticket holders. They asked what name they would like to see replace the Braves moniker. The organization…

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Funny story - The Nation’s Leading Atheist Group Demands That The Los Angeles Angels Change Their Name

The Nation’s Leading Atheist Group Demands That The Los Angeles Angels Change Their Name

LOS ANGELES – The North American Atheist Alliance has texted the Los Angeles Angels baseball organization, and is insisting that they change the team name immediately, if not sooner. NAAA director Lucifer “Beelzebub” McConnell, stated that 9% of t…

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Funny story - "Astronuts" - Houston Fans Can't Wait for MLB Season to Start

"Astronuts" - Houston Fans Can't Wait for MLB Season to Start

Minute Maid Park, Houston, TX. Reporter Woof Blister sends an SOS - Spoof On Sports. Although opening day for the 2020 major league baseball season is still undecided, Houston Astros fans are already at the ball park each day, anxious for the season…

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Funny story - Major League Baseball Gains a Big Sponsor

Major League Baseball Gains a Big Sponsor

NEW YORK CITY – MLB Commissioner Robert Manfred is very happy that America’s favorite pastime will soon be back in full swing. Manfred wants the fans to know that, in keeping with Coronavirus precautions, every safety measure is being taken to ins...

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Funny story - The Houston Astros Have Been Invited by President Trump to a Good-Old-Fashioned White House Texas Barbecue

The Houston Astros Have Been Invited by President Trump to a Good-Old-Fashioned White House Texas Barbecue

HOUSTON – The President took time off from his busy Coronavirus schedule to fly down to Texas to meet with his all-time favorite baseball team. POTUS hosted the Houston Astros at the White House last year when they won the World Series. He sai...

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Funny story - The Houston Astros Vote To Wear a Message Statement on The Back of Their Baseball Shirts

The Houston Astros Vote To Wear a Message Statement on The Back of Their Baseball Shirts

HOUSTON – The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that the Houston Astros are desperately trying to curtail the criticism they are still receiving due to the so-called “Sign-Stealing Scandal”. Astros manager, Dusty Baker, said that they had a team mee…

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Funny story - Houston Astros Consider Namechange

Houston Astros Consider Namechange

The Houston Astros are coming under increasing pressure to alter their team name tonight, after Black Lives Matter (BLM) representatives claimed the word 'Astros' was disrespectful to people of African origin, sounding, as it does, a bit like 'Afros'...

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