The Boston Red Sox Have Finally Settled With The Streaker Who Was Beaten, Tased, and Pepper Sprayed
BOSTON – (Sports Satire) – The Red Sox organization has informed the public that the lawsuit which was filed by a fan who ran onto the field during the 7th inning stretch of a Red Sox-White Sox game back in 2019, has been settled out of court. Eig…
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Major League Baseball To Ban Bunting
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - ESPN-4 is reporting that MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred plans to issue a ban on bunting. The age-old baseball tradition of making a stab at the ball will soon be going the way of the spitball, corked bats, and jalap…
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Major League Baseball Announces New INCLUSIVE Franchise Names
Baseball Commissioner Rob – The Clown – Manfred has announced the results of a year long attempt to make baseball more inclusive (boring). To mimic other woke organizations and companies, baseball has decided to strip teams of their historic identiti…
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Major League Baseball, In An Amazing Announcement, Says That The 2022 World Series Will Be Played In Mexico City
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball Commissioner Rob “The Robster” Manfred has just informed the world-wide sports media of an astounding decision; never before done in the annals of sports. Manfred has stated that he has decid…
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Lots of Cleveland Indian Fans Hate The Team’s New Name
CLEVELAND – (Sports Satire) – Sporting Chance Magazine has confirmed the fact that many fans of the Cleveland Indians do not like the team’s new name. Hercules Confetti with SCM said he spoke to Elroy Guzzintillo, 93, who has been an Indians fan f…
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Tampa Bay Devil Rays Baseball Team to Change Name
The Tampa Bay Devil Rays baseball team has decided to change their name and mascot. "We aren't selling that many single game or season tickets and we think it may be a team identity problem," said club spokesman Phil Balk. "The t...
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Baseball's Greatest Dicks
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World Series Marred by Fan Behavior, Breaks World Record by Creating Disgusting Messes
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Put a Fork in Wrigley, It's Done
Major League Baseball Investigators Find That 29 of the 30 Teams Have Cheated at Least Once This Season
Roger Clemens Is Found Not Guilty On All 6 Charges - He's Immediately Offered A Contract To Pitch For The Chicago Cubs
Philadelphia Woman Offers Her 'Woo-Woo' For World Series Tickets
NEW YORK CITY - A Philadelphia housewife has been arrested for offering to exchange her woo-woo (blank) for a pair of world series tickets. Susannah Fluckleberry, 43, said that for the past week she had been trying to figure out what to get her hu...
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Biden Meets with Pope Francis to Trade Baseball Cards
While on his visit to The Vatican, President Biden, only the second Catholic president in the history of the United States, said he was excited to see what he could get for his Andrew McCutchen rookie card. “Cutch is a five-time all star. He has…
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The Baltimore Orioles Are Very Interested In a 19-Year-Old Female Pitcher Who Plays For The Osaka Dragons
OSAKA, Japan – (Sports Satire) – The two worst teams in Major League Baseball this season were the Baltimore Orioles and the Arizona Diamondbacks. Sporting Chance Magazine reporter Hercules Confetti commented that both teams finished the season wi…
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Bautista bugged by namesake
It seems safe (at first) to assume that entomologist Boob Anders is not a Jose Bautista fan. The scientist, who works for the Canadian Museum Au Naturel, gave the former Toronto Blue Jays star a dubious honor, the “distinction” of naming a bug after...
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My life as a man #22
Keeping up with the English Jones' My neighbor, Gerry, the British guy who came here 23-years-ago, has a beautiful wife, a very nice home (that he keeps up like a palace), three wonderful adult children, and seven grandchildren. His two grown sons and his one adult daughter were all born in a coal-heated flat in the "South of London," wherever the hell that is. His two eldest grandchildren, a...
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Gay Cuban Catcher Called Up to the Mets
Enrico Sanchez, openly gay but proficient catcher in the Mets minor league system, was called up to New York this past weekend in an attempt to fill the hitting void behind the bag, as it were. Quietly defecting from Cuba in a rubber inner tube s...
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The Chicago Cubs Are Changing The Colors of Their Uniforms From Red, White, and Blue to Black and White in Honor of Black Lives Matter.
CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) - The Chicago Cubs organization has always had a pulse on the city located on Lake Michigan. ESPN-5 talked to Cubs manager David Ross at a local Red Lobster, and discussed his latest idea regarding the Black Lives Matter…
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The Reason Why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Want To Adopt X-Factor's Rachel Crow and Drew Ryniewicz
NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt was all smiles as he won the Best Actor Award at the 77th New York Film Critics Circle Award Gala for his portrayal of Billy Beane in the baseball film Moneyball. Pitt who was hobbling and walking with the aid of a $7,298...
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Toddlers Insisting on Tommy John Surgery
Dr. Omar Claude, president of Admiral University's institute of orthopedics, is alarmed at the amount of three and four-year-old boys opting for a procedure common in many professional baseball pitchers. Ulnar collateral ligament reconstruction,...
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Major League Baseball Votes to Ban Organ Music
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Major League Baseball announces that the age-old tradition of having organists play their little sing-song ditties at games will be discontinued with the start of the 2020 season. The decision was handed down by M…
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George Steinbrenner Names Billy Martin as Manager of Team Made in Heaven
George Steinbrenner, contentious owner of the New York Yankees baseball team, was back arguing with Billy Martin, the manger he loved to hate, in heaven today. Steinbrenner's late arrival at the pearly gates was announced by Bob Sheppard, 99, lon...
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Twelve Florida Marlin Players Are Stricken With The Coronapalooza Virus
MIAMI - (Sports Satire) - The sports world is in a state of shock, as they have just learned that the Florida Marlins have announced that a dozen of their players now have COVID-19. Team manager, Don Mattingly, stated that they still have 43 other…
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New York Mets take away 11 'positives' from the 2012 season
New York - With their season running off the rails, the New York Mets have already started to take a look back at the year to see what positives can be salvaged from the train wreck. They found 11: 1. The plan to add performance enhancing drugs to the hotdogs at Citi Field has been successful. Mets fans are singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" much more enthusiastically. 2. The sawdust in...
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Tampa Bay Devil Rays Baseball Team to Change Name
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Toronto Blue Jays on Ice
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Philadelphia Woman Offers Her 'Woo-Woo' For World Series Tickets
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New York Mets take away 11 'positives' from the 2012 season
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Toddlers Insisting on Tommy John Surgery
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The Chicago Cubs Are Changing The Colors of Their Uniforms From Red, White, and Blue to Black and White in Honor of Black Lives Matter.
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Major League Baseball To Ban Bunting
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The Boston Red Sox Have Finally Settled With The Streaker Who Was Beaten, Tased, and Pepper Sprayed
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Lots of Cleveland Indian Fans Hate The Team’s New Name
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The Baltimore Orioles Are Very Interested In a 19-Year-Old Female Pitcher Who Plays For The Osaka Dragons
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George Steinbrenner Names Billy Martin as Manager of Team Made in Heaven
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Gay Cuban Catcher Called Up to the Mets
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The Reason Why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Want To Adopt X-Factor's Rachel Crow and Drew Ryniewicz
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My life as a man #22
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Bautista bugged by namesake
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Twelve Florida Marlin Players Are Stricken With The Coronapalooza Virus
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Major League Baseball Votes to Ban Organ Music
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Biden Meets with Pope Francis to Trade Baseball Cards
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Major League Baseball, In An Amazing Announcement, Says That The 2022 World Series Will Be Played In Mexico City
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Major League Baseball Announces New INCLUSIVE Franchise Names
