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Funny story: The Cleveland Indians Owner Has Finally Come Up With A Brand New Team Name

The Cleveland Indians Owner Has Finally Come Up With A Brand New Team Name

CLEVELAND – (Sports Satire) – After months of trying to find a name to replace the inappropriate team name, the Cleveland Indians organization has finally decided on a new name. Team Spokeswoman Loretta Ramona Dellvippy, who has been separated fro…

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Funny story: The Arizona Diamondbacks Have The Worst Record in Baseball and They're Desperate-as-Hell to Attract Fans

The Arizona Diamondbacks Have The Worst Record in Baseball and They're Desperate-as-Hell to Attract Fans

PHOENIX – (Sports News) – With a horrific record of 20-43, the Diamondbacks of Arizona are looking more like fishing worms than rattlesnakes. Thousands of fans have abandoned the Major League Baseball team, and are instead, watching reality shows…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Has a Very Serious Sticky Balls Problem

Major League Baseball Has a Very Serious Sticky Balls Problem

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The legendary spit ball has been gone for years now, but now, baseball pundits, observers, and even hot dog vendors are noticing an ever-growing increase in the so-called sticky ball. There is no doubt that all Ma…

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Funny story: An East Coast University Is Causing A Tremendous Uproar Due to The Fact That They’re Downsizing Their School Mascot

An East Coast University Is Causing A Tremendous Uproar Due to The Fact That They’re Downsizing Their School Mascot

PHILADELPHIA – (Sports Satire) - For the past four years, the state of the nation's economy has affected just about every aspect of society. The president of Philadelphia's Drexel University has decided that in an effort to save money the school w…

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Funny story: The Boston Red Sox Organization Has Just Issued An Extremely Well-Received Statement

The Boston Red Sox Organization Has Just Issued An Extremely Well-Received Statement

BOSTON – (Sports Satire) – Boston Red Sox management, has stated that effective immediately, firearms will be strictly prohibited from the team’s locker room, the dugout, and the bullpen. Red Sox chief of security Miles P. McMiles stated that he f…

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Funny story: UFO emerges from umps butt! Witness says "You had to see it to believe it"

UFO emerges from umps butt! Witness says "You had to see it to believe it"

In a wild action-packed contest this afternoon in St. Louis, most fans would have told you the game had a little bit of everything - almost everything that is! Until the top of the 8th inning that is! Three pitches had been thrown, the count was…

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Funny story: A 12-Year-Old Little Leaguer Hits a 403-Foot Home Run

A 12-Year-Old Little Leaguer Hits a 403-Foot Home Run

TAIPEI, Tiawan – (Sports Satire) – Taiwan’s national news agency Rickshaw News, has just reported an amazing feat accomplished by a member of one of Tiawan’s premier little league teams. Little 12-year-old Jiaming Yu Tong, who plays for the Taipei…

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Funny story: Sports Oddsmakers Say It’ll Be The Los Angeles Dodgers and The Kansas City Royals in This Year’s World Series Classic

Sports Oddsmakers Say It’ll Be The Los Angeles Dodgers and The Kansas City Royals in This Year’s World Series Classic

LAS VEGAS – (Sports Satire) – Baseball oddsmakers have spoken and they say that the odds-on-favorites to meet in October’s World Series Classic are the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Kansas City Royals. Noted Sin City oddsmaker Ted Tangerine, 71, sta…

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Funny story: The Pittsburgh Pirates Are Looking at An Amazing 18-Year-Old Female Shortstop

The Pittsburgh Pirates Are Looking at An Amazing 18-Year-Old Female Shortstop

PITTSBURGH – (Sports News) – The word buzzing around the baseball world is that the Pittsburgh Pirates, may just be the first Major League Baseball team to hire a female player. Sporting Chance Magazine’s Hercules Confetti, has commented that an 1…

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Funny story: The Houston Astros May Go Back To Using Their Original Name

The Houston Astros May Go Back To Using Their Original Name

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – The sports world is abuzz with news that Houston Astros owner Jim “Whopping” Crane is toying with the idea of changing the team name back to it’s original name, The Colt 45’s. Back in 1962, the newly formed team was lau…

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Funny story: The New York Yankees Sign a 17-Year-Old Pitcher Who Can Throw 107 MPH

The New York Yankees Sign a 17-Year-Old Pitcher Who Can Throw 107 MPH

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The manager of the New York Yankees, Aaron Boone, says he hasn’t been as happy as he is now since 2001, when he won $91,000 on Lucky Lady La Brea at the Santa Anita racetrack. The thing that has Boone so extremely…

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Funny story: Last Night's Pro Sports Games Scores

Last Night's Pro Sports Games Scores

Here are the yesterday's scores from the sports leagues; Philadelphia Feet 5, Boston Crinkles 3. Toronto Whatevers 8, Montreal Whoopsies 0. Moscow Yikes! at Tokyo Mothras (postponed because of Godzilla attack) Toledo Tinkles 19, Madrid…

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Funny story: The Houston Astros Are Rockin’ and Rollin’ Toward The Postseason Playoffs

The Houston Astros Are Rockin’ and Rollin’ Toward The Postseason Playoffs

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – The Sporting Chance Magazine reports that the Houston Astros have made a big turnaround, and they have, little by little, overcome the 2017 sign-stealing scandal. The Astros are now rockin’ and rollin’ toward the MLB po…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball To Ban Bunting

Major League Baseball To Ban Bunting

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - ESPN-4 is reporting that MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred plans to issue a ban on bunting. The age-old baseball tradition of making a stab at the ball will soon be going the way of the spitball, corked bats, and jalap…

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Dodgers Are Kicking Butt

The Los Angeles Dodgers Are Kicking Butt

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – CBS Sports has informed the baseball public that the Dodgers are the number one team in all of baseball. The West Coast hardballers currently have an amazing win-loss record of 32-13. The Dodgers have some of the…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Votes to Ban Organ Music

Major League Baseball Votes to Ban Organ Music

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Major League Baseball announces that the age-old tradition of having organists play their little sing-song ditties at games will be discontinued with the start of the 2020 season. The decision was handed down by M…

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Funny story: Jose Altuve Says The Houston Astros Have Learned Their Lesson

Jose Altuve Says The Houston Astros Have Learned Their Lesson

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) - Houston Astros super star Jose Altuve spoke with a reporter for CBS Sports, and told him that the Astros have learned their lesson, and they will never, ever again cheat during a baseball game. He noted that it has been…

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