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Funny story: The Los Angeles Dodgers Buy The Rights To A 7-Foot-4-Inch Pitcher From Mexicali, Mexico

The Los Angeles Dodgers Buy The Rights To A 7-Foot-4-Inch Pitcher From Mexicali, Mexico

LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza is reporting that the L.A. Dodgers have just acquired the rights to one of the tallest pitchers to ever play in college. Reporter Pia Confetti, noted that the player, Agapito Acapulco, who was born i…

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Funny story: The St. Louis Cardinals and The New York Mets Brawl After a Mets Batter is Hit in The Head With Sunflower Seeds

The St. Louis Cardinals and The New York Mets Brawl After a Mets Batter is Hit in The Head With Sunflower Seeds

ST. LOUIS - (Sports Satire) - The New York Mets organization has filed a written complaint stating three different Cardinal pitchers are purposely throwing sunflower seed-laden balls at opposing batters. Sports Territory Magazine writer Tango Bris…

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Funny story: The New York Yankees Are Replacing Their Popular Pinstriped Uniforms With Plain Uniforms

The New York Yankees Are Replacing Their Popular Pinstriped Uniforms With Plain Uniforms

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The New York Yankees are the only team in Major League Baseball that wear the very distinctive pinstriped uniforms. The uniforms were first introduced in 1912, when the wife of one of their most popular New York Y…

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Funny story: The Oakland A's Draw Only 913 Fans For Their Home Opener

The Oakland A's Draw Only 913 Fans For Their Home Opener

OAKLAND, California - (Sports Satire) - The Major League Baseball team with the very ususual name, the A's, is struggling to attract fans to their games. The businessman who owns the Athletics, John J. Fisher has been trying to get the city of Oak…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Announces New INCLUSIVE Franchise Names

Major League Baseball Announces New INCLUSIVE Franchise Names

Baseball Commissioner Rob – The Clown – Manfred has announced the results of a year long attempt to make baseball more inclusive (boring). To mimic other woke organizations and companies, baseball has decided to strip teams of their historic identiti…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball, In An Amazing Announcement, Says That The 2022 World Series Will Be Played In Mexico City

Major League Baseball, In An Amazing Announcement, Says That The 2022 World Series Will Be Played In Mexico City

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball Commissioner Rob “The Robster” Manfred has just informed the world-wide sports media of an astounding decision; never before done in the annals of sports. Manfred has stated that he has decid…

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Funny story: Biden Meets with Pope Francis to Trade Baseball Cards

Biden Meets with Pope Francis to Trade Baseball Cards

While on his visit to The Vatican, President Biden, only the second Catholic president in the history of the United States, said he was excited to see what he could get for his Andrew McCutchen rookie card. “Cutch is a five-time all star. He has…

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Funny story: The Baltimore Orioles Are Very Interested In a 19-Year-Old Female Pitcher Who Plays For The Osaka Dragons

The Baltimore Orioles Are Very Interested In a 19-Year-Old Female Pitcher Who Plays For The Osaka Dragons

OSAKA, Japan – (Sports Satire) – The two worst teams in Major League Baseball this season were the Baltimore Orioles and the Arizona Diamondbacks. Sporting Chance Magazine reporter Hercules Confetti commented that both teams finished the season wi…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Announces That It Is Discontinuing the Use of Popcorn-Flavored Baseball Bats

Major League Baseball Announces That It Is Discontinuing the Use of Popcorn-Flavored Baseball Bats

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) –The commissioner of Major League Baseball Rob Manfred spoke with Margarita Mixx with the Wild Whispers News Agency and he made her aware of the latest development in the Land of The Popcorn-Flavored Baseball Bats.

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Funny story: The Pittsburgh Pirates Have Just Signed MLB’s First Female Ballplayer

The Pittsburgh Pirates Have Just Signed MLB’s First Female Ballplayer

PITTSBURGH – (Sports Satire) – The Balls News Agency has just confirmed that the Pittsburgh Pirates have just made history by signing the very first female to play in the Major Leagues. Catalina Vascovino, has just been signed to a three-year, $12…

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Funny story: Dodgers and Astros Fans Fight and Fight and Fight in The Stands

Dodgers and Astros Fans Fight and Fight and Fight in The Stands

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – Needless to say there is no love-lost between Los Angeles Dodgers fans and Houston Astros Fans. The sports animosity goes back to 2017, when the Astros beat the Dodgers to capture the World Series Championship. A…

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Funny story: Lots of Cleveland Indian Fans Hate The Team’s New Name

Lots of Cleveland Indian Fans Hate The Team’s New Name

CLEVELAND – (Sports Satire) – Sporting Chance Magazine has confirmed the fact that many fans of the Cleveland Indians do not like the team’s new name. Hercules Confetti with SCM said he spoke to Elroy Guzzintillo, 93, who has been an Indians fan f…

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Funny story: The Boston Red Sox Have Finally Settled With The Streaker Who Was Beaten, Tased, and Pepper Sprayed

The Boston Red Sox Have Finally Settled With The Streaker Who Was Beaten, Tased, and Pepper Sprayed

BOSTON – (Sports Satire) – The Red Sox organization has informed the public that the lawsuit which was filed by a fan who ran onto the field during the 7th inning stretch of a Red Sox-White Sox game back in 2019, has been settled out of court. Eig…

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Funny story: President Biden Welcomes The World Champion Los Angeles Dodgers To The White House

President Biden Welcomes The World Champion Los Angeles Dodgers To The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball champions, The Los Angeles Dodgers were invited to visit the White House by President Joe Biden, and unlike other teams when Trump was president, every player attended. Dodgers ace pitcher…

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Funny story: Jose Altuve and The Houston Astros Are Kicking Butt As They Sport The Best Record In The American League

Jose Altuve and The Houston Astros Are Kicking Butt As They Sport The Best Record In The American League

HOUSTON – (Satire News) – Sports Balls Illustrated reporter Dottie Bazooka recently spoke with Houston Astros 2nd baseman, Jose Altuve, at a local Jack-In-The-Batter’s-Box Lounge, across from Minute Maid Park. She asked him how it feels to be on t…

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Funny story: Cancun, Mexico is Trying To Lure The Pirates Away From Pittsburgh

Cancun, Mexico is Trying To Lure The Pirates Away From Pittsburgh

PITTSBURGH – (Sports Satire) – A contingent of politicians, businessmen, and two matadors traveled from Cancun, Mexico to Pittsburgh to meet with Pirates owner Robert Nutting. The group of influential men had heard from watching ESPN-7, that he ma…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Says “Hell No!” To Pitchers Plea For Grip Enhancing Substances

Major League Baseball Says “Hell No!” To Pitchers Plea For Grip Enhancing Substances

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – MLB pitchers have banded together and 147, recently signed a petition that states that they want to be allowed to use grip enhancers, so that they are not embarrassed before millions of fans when the ball suddenly fa…

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