Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 26 February 2014

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Baseball fans in Denver are very happy at the new concession stand food item.

DENVER - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just informed the public about a new item that Major League Baseball's Colorado Rockies will be selling at their food concession stands.

Dottie Bazooka with SBID said that the Rockies organization has given the green light to concession stands selling marijuana brownies.

The move is being made since Governor Hickenlooper has made it legal to purchase and use marijuana anywhere in the state.

High ranking officials in the Rockies organization say they are thrilled at the new menu item since they note that it will bring in tens of thousands of dollars per month.

SIDENOTE: An inside source with the organization said that it appears that the strain of marijuana that will be used in the making of the marijuana brownies will be Durango Bango which is considered to be the very best weed in the Rocky Mountain State.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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