Many of America's well respected sports writers, such as Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette, Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily, Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review, and Pia Confetti with Sportsapalooza all agree that the Astros will return to the World Series.
Astros manager Dusty Baker recently told La Bamba that one reason is due to the addition of a fabulous female catcher who hails from Tampico, Mexico.
Isadora Castanet stands 6-foot-6, and she is solid muscle. She does 500 push ups daily, along with 500 sit-ups, plus she runs 4 miles a day to a nearby Taco Bell.
In her four-year high school career, Isi, as no-one refers to her, had a batting average of .493 and she threw out a total of 901 runners.
La Bamba noted that Miss Castanet is also amazing in the kitchen and her specialty is Diet Cream-Cheese Filled Sopapillas, which he said are 'fantabulous!'
