Ferris Bumbleton has been announced as coach of the Louisiana 49'ers baseball team for next summers World Series.
Bumbleton, a highly qualified psychologist and motivator, admits that he doesn't know much about the game of baseball but team bosses were impressed by his command of all motivational issues facing teams in the big league. Bumbleton believes in human beings reaching their highest goals and achieving targets beyond their normal expectation.
Ask him about curve balls and pinch hitting and all you will get from Bumbleton is "what?!". Bumbleton says that the only reason the 49'ers signed him was that he presented the team with considerable options and a comprehensive plan to get the southern franchise back on its feet.
He denies that his signing was essential because the 49'er had not won a single game in twenty seasons.
