Tallahassee, FL – Governor Ron DeSantis takes on challenges and creates uphill battles for himself that most other seasoned politicians would avoid. However, with a more-than-willing Party of No legislative majority in his back pocket, the sky seems to be the limit for this aspiring Presidential candidate.
When asked about Mr. DeSantis’ further plans for Florida, after scoring numerous accomplishments such as eliminating African American Studies courses; and eliminating mask and vaccine mandates; and passing the ‘Don’t Say Gay’ law; and punishing the state’s highest rated college/university and Disney World, a spokesperson for the governor responded. “So DeGovernor has been DeWorking so DeHard for DePeople that when he DeCides cides to DeRun and DeBecome DePresident, then he wants to DeLeave DePeople with a Delasting DeMorial Memorial.”
And there you have it, from the statehouse.
