After Telling Trump He Was Fired, The Guy Just Won't Quit And Leave
Some people have that thing called dignity, but like the Trump of mind, they can’t accept being dumped. They resemble those who linger after the party is over, the floors are being swept, left overs packaged, but one or two remain in the empty room,…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene at CPAC - Jewish Space Lasers Giving Ukranian Russian Troops Skin Cancer
Marjorie Taylor Greene was a speaker at the recent CPAC - the right wing ding dong political show supporting Trump for president in 2024. As usual - Marjorie bring us the truth that other people don't dare to tell. Years ago, she warned about…
Read full storyYoung Women with Big Breasts and Asses Are always Having Problems
Men are always tripping in front off them and grabbing the big boobs to steady themselves so as to not fall - and saying 'sorry'. Short guys come quickly around corners and get smacked in the face by the big bazoomas and sometime complain of eye…
Read full storyStupid Chris Rock Cruelly Made a Joke about a Friend's Wife being Bald Due to a Medical Condition
Chris did a stupid, cruel joke. And is so ignorant he thinks he did nothing wrong. The husband - Will Smith - slapped him for the cruel joke - as Will's wife was in the audience. - and not enjoying the joke. People are so stupid - that ever…
Read full storyGeorge Conway Is Finally Divorcing Trump's Scarecrow-Looking Advisor Kellyanne "The Anorexic Ragdoll" Conway
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Well in the "What The Hell Took You So Fucking Long, George Department," George Conway, the husband of Trump's ex-campaign manager, chief advisor, and Big Mac fetcher, (Kellyanne Conway) has finally had his fill of…
Read full storyAutomaker Ford is working on a Car That Can Reposses itself When Payments are Overdue
A disgruntled company insider revealed to the daily sleaze that Ford is working on a computerized car that can drive itself back to the dealership - if a customer fall behind on payments. It will be used only for the top end cars. Ford is ti…
Read full storyComputerized Guard Dog Robots do Strip Show with Luscious Model in Paris
A Boston company recently did a secret robot and human strip show in Paris for some big tech company executives - to show off the flexibility of their robot guard dogs. (And hopefully sell some of them.) The 'terminator - type' robot dogs ca…
Read full storyKim Kardashian and Her Sisters Travel To Tijuana, Mexico, To See Her Fabulous Bullfighter Boyfriend In Action
TIJUANA, Mexico - (Sports Satire) - Word from the Kardashian Klan is that Kim is happier than an anteater smack dab in the middle of a huge ant bed. And according to Tittle Tattle Tonight writer Pico de Gallo, it's because Kimmy's new boyfriend is…
Read full storyNBA's Toronto Raptors May Move Down South To The USA
TORONTO, Canada - (Sports Satire) - The owners of the Raptors, Maple Leaf Sports & Entertainment, have expressed that there is a very strong possibility that the Raptors team may be moving to the United States. Team General Manager Bobby "Iceb…
Read full storyStrip Club Owner Bans 'Pour Some Sugar On Me"
The owner of a strip club in, yes, you guessed it... Florida, has heard the Def Leppard hit, Pour Some Sugar On Me, one too many times, and has officially banned the song from being played by any of the strippers in his club—no matter how hot they ar…
Read full storyPasswords Are Trapping Civilization
You can’t even order a morning cup of coffee delivered from Peet’s without a password. The password is the missing link between a horrible morning and a, “Thank you, God!” kind of day. And what was that password? Concentrating on a password be…
Read full storyAlex Murdaugh to become a jailhouse lawyer
Alex Murdaugh is preparing to become a jailhouse lawyer to save himself from a savage love affair in prison. He will officially be known as the goose that lays the golden eggs by prison gang leaders who hope that Murdaugh will get them a retrial…
Read full storyDragging Away the Preacher’s Robes
This just in for churches in Kentucky and Tennessee and other “kiss my grits” states … preachers, pastors, reverends, and whatever else Christian clergy call themselves, will no longer be allowed to wear religious vestments of any kind … due to a new…
Read full storyPowdered Wigs Decree A Turing Fifty Pee
Hope has just arrived for trans people or anyone who is well-hated by today’s standards. Not to worry, sir or madam, but you will one day be loved. Just look at the new British 50 pound note! Alan Turing was forced to have chemical castration inst…
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