WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Well in the "What The Hell Took You So Fucking Long, George Department," George Conway, the husband of Trump's ex-campaign manager, chief advisor, and Big Mac fetcher, (Kellyanne Conway) has finally had his fill of being married to the skinny, anorexic-looking Ann "Horseface" Coulter-looking, dishwater blonde, Karenish scarecrow.
The attorney for attorney George "I Hate Trump The Nazi" Conway reportedly said his client simply got tired of waking up and looking at his ugly-ass wife and screaming his head off because his nightmare was actually reality.
It is no secret that George had not slept with the soon-to-be-ex-Mrs. Conway since she entered her change of life, and he opined that she became the "Menopausal Bitch From The Depths of Hellacious Hell."
Even the couple's four children Claudia, who got her ass kicked on "American Idol," and Vanessa, who thinks that New England is actually in England, and Charlotte, who likes Elton John except for the fact that he's gay, he's married to a guy, and he lisps and swishes way to fucking much, and George Jr., who says that he has disowned the living shit out of his evil, racist, Trump-idolizing skank mother and he cannot stand the Kellyannester, as Melania Trump referred to her.
George Conway's attorney has filed the divorce under grounds of Kellyanne being much too fucking ugly, which is a very common reason in red states like Iowa and Alabama.
