Automaker Ford is working on a Car That Can Reposses itself When Payments are Overdue

Funny story written by UncleDale

Saturday, 4 March 2023

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It's ours now, buddy.

A disgruntled company insider revealed to the daily sleaze that Ford is working on a computerized car that can drive itself back to the dealership - if a customer fall behind on payments.

It will be used only for the top end cars.

Ford is tired of hiring repossession men and towing costs.

"We can now have 'repo' computers. And screw the deadbeats" - said a Ford spokesman.

Ford sends a satellite signal and in the very early morning - the car wakes up and self - drives back to where it was sold.

Other companies noting this great new idea are working on computerized lock - outs when apartment rents are over overdue.

Or computers secretly screwing with your cable, lights and heat to encourage you to move - after non - payment of rent.

Computers are becoming our 'keepers'.

(Article by Ford's new chatbot 'Edsel')

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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