Young Women with Big Breasts and Asses Are always Having Problems

Funny story written by UncleDale

Saturday, 4 March 2023

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Stop biting my melons!

Men are always tripping in front off them and grabbing the big boobs to steady themselves so as to not fall - and saying 'sorry'.

Short guys come quickly around corners and get smacked in the face by the big bazoomas and sometime complain of eye damage.

On the plus side it has led to several marriages.

The women are confused.

"Why does young guys of all kinds and ages keep losing their balance - is it a new syndrome?"

"Also - in the subway at rush hour - some of them stick like glue.

"And they are always patting my ass and saying there is a bit of dirt or fluff there - said one amply bosomed and amply assed young woman... or they say there is an insect on my derriere.

"It's got me wondering - do I attract insects?"

(Article by Dr. Futuro and the institute of Boobietics)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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