Why is Tucker Carlson so Easy on the January 6th Protestors - Because He was There!
Tucker Carlson has been ultra Sympathetic to the Capitol Protestors (some call them Rioters) - but why? Also - Tucker recently did a very sympathetic Oprah-type interview with the 'QAnon Shaman's mother. (The guy dressed up in Bullhorns and…
Read full storyJan. 6th 'Peaceful' Protestors want to Vist Tucker Carlson and Fox Headquarters - Answer: No!
The many Jan 6th Protestors - put in jail by Reagan and Bush Judges - really appreciate Tucker Carlson defending them as Capitol 'Sightseers'. Trump has done nothing for them - but basically Dumped them - has not ever given a penny of Financial…
Read full storyBiden loses it when Victoria Nuland refers to Zelensky as "a twisted hunk"
The President is rumored to be annoyed at Ms. Nuland's recent reference to Mr. Zelensky. "It makes us look whack-o," he supposedly said. However, spokespersons from Ms. Nuland's office have vociferously emphasized that the use of "twisted" in M…
Read full storySeinfeld character to be cast in movie about the yacht that blew up Nordstream pipelines drama
Hollywood has been quick to grasp recent information from US Intelligence that a small yacht carrying six people is responsible for the Nordstream pipeline disaster. Not yet confirmed, the account indicates a group of rogue Ukrainians and Russians…
Read full storyElvis's Old Jet Plane Found In New Mexico - Sold and Now in Florida - Full of Rhinestones
CCN reports Elvis Presley's private jet plane - a medium - sized 1962 red Jetstar was found in Roswell New Mexico - sold at auction - and is now in Plant City Florida - (near Tampa). It was sold at auction for $234, 000 dollars. The new buyer pl…
Read full storyElon Musk Introduces New Ultra-Compact Tesla Model
Palo Alto, CA – Government safety inspectors and auditors were surprised when reports of detaching steering wheels made the rounds in the press recently. The issue for Tesla seems to be an uninstalled retaining bolt in the steering column. Each of…
Read full storySpace Aliens Land In The Hot-As-Hell Mojave Desert and Quickly Ask WTF???
SOMEWHERE IN THE MOJAVE DESERT - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has reported that a UFO believed to have been a spaceship recently landed in the blistering hot Mojave Desert. An eyewitness said that she took her cell phone out and took about a dozen pho…
Read full storyOld people remembering the snow they had in their youth
Old man Walter McKinley was today complaining about how the school down his road had been closed after a measly two inches of snow had fallen. The 87-year-old, who has lived in Mithering on the Trent for the past 59 years, and is seen as a local c…
Read full storyHugh Grant's Cumberbund
Recently formed avant-garde jazz band, Hugh Grant's Cumberbund have announced that their first performance will happen at Mithering on the Trent's The Wet Sprocket Pub on May 24th. The pub's landlady, Tracey Brassingthwaite said 'I heard the band'…
Read full storyTrump Is Practicing Opening His Mouth Nice and Wide For When He Goes To Prison and He Comes Face-To-Face With The Horny Inmates
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Trump was in "The Big Apple" visiting the young son that calls him 'my sperm donor daddy' (Barron). While in the city that never sleeps he was asked by a reporter for The New York Sunshine Observer if he was ready t…
Read full storyDonald Trump Goes In For A Tummy Tuck Estimate - The Cost Is Astronomical!
PENSACOLA, Florida - (Satire News) - The fat ass that has ballooned up to 367¼ pounds (none other than Trump) has decided that he needs to get a damn tummy tuck because when he stands naked in the shower he cannot see his little bitty binky (dick) or…
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