Elvis's Old Jet Plane Found In New Mexico - Sold and Now in Florida - Full of Rhinestones

Funny story written by UncleDale

Friday, 10 March 2023

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Elvis, arriving in Florida

CCN reports Elvis Presley's private jet plane - a medium - sized 1962 red Jetstar was found in Roswell New Mexico - sold at auction - and is now in Plant City Florida - (near Tampa).

It was sold at auction for $234, 000 dollars. The new buyer plans to renovate it.

The plane was dirty and the floors throughout covered with faded, colored Rhinestones - apparently fallen off various Elvis costumes.

The plane had a heart shaped bed in the rear - red velvet chairs and an ancient TV and customized microwave.

The microwave plays 'Hound dog’ while working.

The fridge still had Fossilized peanut and banana sandwiches - awaiting the master’s return.

The new owner said Elvis' toothbrush will be sold at auction for a local Charity.

His hairbrush and hair will go to a Genetics lab - possibly to produce more little Elvises.

(Lance Bottomly - Gossip Journalist - Hollywood)

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