Op-Ed: Is Liz Cheney The Only Republican With Cojones?
Let’s have a look. Seems like all the Republican members of the House and Senate are running for cover like the little gingerbread children running for cover under Mother Ginger’s skirt in The Nutcracker ballet. One by one they’ve disappeared, pr…
Read full storyShocking Culmination of the Dialectic: Socialism Conquers Death!
According to a new article by scholars of the leftwing Brookings Institution, critics who are fond of deriding socialism’s supposed failures are the ones who fail, in that they stubbornly refuse to see “the big picture.” While pointing to the mat…
Read full story$200 million College Football Coaching Contract on the Horizon
As a Spoof writer, I travel to some out of the way towns in my search to figure out what’s going on in this crazy world. Not long ago, I found myself in Baton Rouge, Louisiana of all places. There’s not a whole lot to do in Baton Rouge, and I f…
Read full storyTaylor Swift To Star In The Motion Picture “Tay-Tay And All Of Her Boyfriends”
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Silver Screen Showcase Magazine has just reported that one of the most popular singers of today has agreed to star as herself in an upcoming motion picture. Taylor Swift will be starring in the Lion’s Face Pictures movi…
Read full storyChico Time was completely underappreciated say Historians
Historians have decided in a poll to end all polls that the most epoch changing time in world history was Chico Time. For a resoundingly short time, Chico Time happened in the early 2010s, just after the completely over-rated Hammer Time. Profe…
Read full storyBrussel Sprouts Still being disagreeable, again
In homes all over the land, on Christmas Day Auntie Gladys will declare as she does every year, that she loves Brussel Sprouts, but they disagree with her. And so it is that once again Brussel Sprouts will disagree with Auntie Gladys again. Auntie…
Read full storyCalifornia Mall Bans White Christmas: Deems It Racist
A Californian Shopping Mall has banned Bing Crosby's classic Christmas melody 'White Christmas' from being played over its PA system deeming it offensive, racist, and 'not coherent' with current thinking. Spokesperson, Debbie Transmancuntcock, tol…
Read full storyBezos, Musk, & Zuckerberg Form The Biggest Transformational Technological Company In The Entire World!
GALVESTON, Texas – (Satire News) – Three of the world’s richest dudes have just gotten together to form the world’s biggest corporation. The company which has been named The 3 Kings, is based in Galveston, because the city gave them 203 acres free…
Read full storyMost Democrats Say That Dem Senator Joe “Shit-for-Brains” Manchin Is Just A Bottom-Feeding, Scum-Sucking Traitor!
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Quinnipinni Polling Agency has just released its monthly political poll, and to no one's surprise, Manchin the Mothereffer is at the top of it’s list. Joe Manchin, whose last names means “Asshole who was born an assho…
Read full story“Queen Elizabeth Rocks” T-Shirts Are The Biggest Selling T-Shirts In The United Kingdom
LONDON – (UK Satire) – The Tooty Toot Toot T-Shirt Company of Picadilly has just stated that their Cheryl Cole and Cristiano Ronaldo T-Shirts are no longer #1 and #2. The 3T T-Shirt Company has just informed the UK public that the new #1 selling T…
Read full storyThe 2 Reasons Why Portugal Cancelled Their Planned Invasion of Peru
LISBOA, Portugal – (Satire News) – The U.S. CIA has just learned through a clandestine female double spy, who goes by the spy name of “Hormonal Hanna,” that Portugal has called off their planned invasion of Peru. “HH” reported that there were two…
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