Funny story: Potential School Shooter Can't Wait For Quarantine To Be Over

Potential School Shooter Can't Wait For Quarantine To Be Over

12th Grader, Donny Balls, is counting down the days until he can return to high school and continue planning the mass shooting he has fantasized about for years. "This whole virus thing has really messed up my scheme to shoot as many of my school...

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Funny story: Wife Doesn't Know How Husband Is Going To Pay Off Her Credit Card Debt

Wife Doesn't Know How Husband Is Going To Pay Off Her Credit Card Debt

Gissell Whitehead, age unknown, confided to reporters, late Friday, that she has no idea how her husband, Duncan, is supposed to earn enough money to pay off her $25,000 credit card debt. "I have gone through his bank statements, royalties, divide...

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Funny story: Family game of Jenga ends in disaster

Family game of Jenga ends in disaster

There was fear when lockdown restrictions meant that a long-planned family game of Jenga ended in a complete disaster. Reigning champion, Tracy Brassingthwaite, of the long-forgotten Ferret and Flat Cap in Mithering on the Trent, took on her belov...

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Funny story: Angry Mobs of Women in Coronavirus Lockdown Storm Michigan Governor's Office

Angry Mobs of Women in Coronavirus Lockdown Storm Michigan Governor's Office

Adding to the already volatile coronavirus lockdown situation in Michigan, women are on the verge of mass civil action against Governor Whitmer and Sally's Beauty Supply. Yesterday, Michigan "Liberty Warriors" men came to the capital, guns in tow, d...

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Funny story: Obese Man Most Likely To Die First According To Family Sweepstake

Obese Man Most Likely To Die First According To Family Sweepstake

Fort Lauderdale man, Duncan Whitehead, is oblivious to the fact that he is the odds-on favorite to be the first of the Whitehead clan to die due to the Covid-19 virus, according to a 'book' opened by one of his brothers. Whitehead is totally unaw...

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Funny story: Silence, or what happens on Mrs Brown's Boys without the Studio Audience

Silence, or what happens on Mrs Brown's Boys without the Studio Audience

We caught up with Chutney on the Fritz's least weird inhabitants, the Johnsons, to see how they have been filling their time during the lockdown. Gary said: 'For a while, we have been playing a game of 'Jimmy Carr's Laugh, or a Flock of Canada Gee...

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Funny story: Music no music fan wants

Music no music fan wants

Following news that Amanda Holden, the TV presenter and former wife of an impressionist, has released her own version of Over the Rainbow, rich people up and down the fame ladder are also to release their own music, produced at home during the lockdo...

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Funny story: Trump Announces Tremendous Hope For Coronavirus Cure

Trump Announces Tremendous Hope For Coronavirus Cure

US President Donald Trump raised the hopes of US citizens yet again, yesterday, with what he called "tremendous positive news" about research into a cure for the deadly coronavirus. "We've been looking at the moon", he told reporters at yesterday'...

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Funny story: CDC Reports Social Distancing Is Working! People Feeling More Distant than Ever

CDC Reports Social Distancing Is Working! People Feeling More Distant than Ever

Weeks into the COVID-19 lockdown, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention encouragingly reported that social distancing is working - as evidenced by the fact that people are feeling more distant than ever. “I’ve felt disconnected from frien...

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Funny story: President Trump Tells Middle Son Eric to Stop Lying so Much

President Trump Tells Middle Son Eric to Stop Lying so Much

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has told the news media that President Trump is very upset with his second son, Eric. Erico, as he is called by his step-mom, Melania, recently told a sports magazine that he had gone to Africa and shot 16...

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Funny story: The FBI is Investigating President Trump and Vice-President Pence for Not Wearing Medical Masks

The FBI is Investigating President Trump and Vice-President Pence for Not Wearing Medical Masks

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper is reporting that the Federal Bureau of Investigation, has issued a statement reminding Trump and Pence (the modern day Laurel & Hardy) that they are not above the law. The Daily Wind noted t...

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Funny story: NASCAR Announces That It’s Coming Back!

NASCAR Announces That It’s Coming Back!

DARLINGTON, S.C. – After conducting numerous meetings between the top NASCAR officials, racing sponsors, and President Trump, the racing organization is happy to announce that fans will soon be seeing the green flag once again. NASCAR spokesperson...

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Funny story: President Trump Pays a Visit to the Extremely Sexy Hope Hicks

President Trump Pays a Visit to the Extremely Sexy Hope Hicks

ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – The president was in Annapolis visiting his favorite former White House staffer, Hope Hicks. Hicks, who was Trump’s chief White House counselor, suddenly resigned her position on Tuesday, September 12, 2017, at 2:30 am under...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Present Podcast From His Back Garden

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Present Podcast From His Back Garden

The Coronavirus and the subsequent lockdown may well have put paid to the football season, but Manchester United and England central defender, Harry Maguire, is doing his best to keep fans' spirits up by recording a weekly podcast from his very own b...

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Funny story: Captain Tom Outlines Plans For Money

Captain Tom Outlines Plans For Money

Captain Tom Moore, the man who has raised more than £32million by walking around his garden, was 100 years old on Thursday, and spent yesterday talking to journalists about the massive amount of cash donated by the public, and what he's going to do w...

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