Funny story: Shame On You Mitch McConnell

Shame On You Mitch McConnell

Shame on you, Mitch McConnell, for saying, “Let blue states go bankrupt!” Since when are blue states the enemy? Huh? When doctors and nurses treat patients in the ER, do doctors and nurses first question whether the patient is a Republican or...

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Funny story: Misanthrope Accepts Social Distancing With A Wry Smile

Misanthrope Accepts Social Distancing With A Wry Smile

BILLINGSGATE POST: When Elmer Smuckmeister heard that the Mayor of Beaver Crossing was making social distancing mandatory in this small farm town in Nebraska, the corners of his pie hole turned upwards. Elmer was not fond of the usual courtesies...

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Funny story: Man Emulates Scott of the Antarctic in Horror Journey

Man Emulates Scott of the Antarctic in Horror Journey

A man is recovering today after an heroic journey that has been compared to the ill-fated expedition of Robert Falcon Scott to the South Pole in 1911-12. The man, Julian Apeclinger, a bagpipes-repairer from Osmotherley in North Yorkshire, has been...

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Funny story: British Cabinet publicly applauds itself. "NHS are good, but we are something else!" claims Johnson

British Cabinet publicly applauds itself. "NHS are good, but we are something else!" claims Johnson

The Prime Minister and fellow Cabinet ministers staged a first, yesterday. Standing outside their respective London residencies, disgruntled about the lack of acclaim for their unique mismanagement of Covid 19, they vigorously applauded themselves. A...

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Funny story: Advanced Buddhist Walking Meditation Incorporates Chewing Gum

Advanced Buddhist Walking Meditation Incorporates Chewing Gum

For students comfortable with traditional walking meditation, Nashville meditation center Hurry Up and Sit introduced an advanced version, which also incorporates chewing gum. Like typical walking meditation, walking and chewing gum meditation involv...

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Funny story: Doctors Successfully Transplant a Woman’s Uvula Into Her Twin Sister

Doctors Successfully Transplant a Woman’s Uvula Into Her Twin Sister

MILWAUKEE – Physicians at Milwaukee’s prestigious Hops Hospital have performed what is believed to be the nation’s first successful uvula transplant. Dr. Lysander Cottoncastle, said that he and his team of experts removed an extra uvula from Dotti...

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Funny story: Ex-Cowboy Dez Bryant Says That Jerry Jones Better Pay Dak Prescott or Else Dak Will Vamoose

Ex-Cowboy Dez Bryant Says That Jerry Jones Better Pay Dak Prescott or Else Dak Will Vamoose

DALLAS – Former Dallas wide receiver, and infamous “Bad Boy”, Dez Bryant, has chimed in on the Jerry Jones – Dak Prescott contract controversy. Many sports reporters say that Dez had the worst attitude of any Dallas Cowboy since the team first cam...

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Funny story: Movie Theaters in Texas are the First to Reopen

Movie Theaters in Texas are the First to Reopen

SAN ANTONIO – The Davy Crockett Movie Theater Multiplex in San Antonio, opened its doors for the first time in weeks. A crowd of movie-goers, estimated to number about 17, quickly filed in. Ruby Jo LaGrange, 24, was the first to go in. She was...

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Funny story: American Idol is Now Down to the Top 10 Singers

American Idol is Now Down to the Top 10 Singers

HOLLYWOOD – Tahiti Zeppelin, with Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres, reported that the very pregnant Katy Perry appeared on American Idol dressed as a roll of toilet paper. She pointed out that Ryan Seacrest, Luke Bryan, and Lionel Richie all quickly fire...

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Funny story: Scientists find a parasite in the White House

Scientists find a parasite in the White House

Washington, DC. - New epidemiological studies have found a never-before seen microbe replacing the "Leader of the Free World", President Donald Trump, with some conspiracy paranoia and total ineptitude facing the global pandemic that is taking lives.

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Funny story: Spoof Points Now Redeemable In Stores

Spoof Points Now Redeemable In Stores

There was a great amount of excitement from a small amount of people earlier this evening, when it was announced on satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, that the points writers are awarded for writing stories will soon be redeemable for cash values...

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Funny story: Protesters At Michigan Capitol Demand Haircuts

Protesters At Michigan Capitol Demand Haircuts

An unruly group of about 100 protesters posturing at the capitol of Michigan are demanding that governor Whitless immediately sign an executive order to allow them all to get free haircuts. All of them have come armed with scissors and homemade sign...

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