ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – The president was in Annapolis visiting his favorite former White House staffer, Hope Hicks.
Hicks, who was Trump’s chief White House counselor, suddenly resigned her position on Tuesday, September 12, 2017, at 2:30 am under very mysterious circumstances.
Vodka Vermicelli, with the iRumors New Agency reported that an inside staffer had said that the President had offered Hope the position of being his personal presidential assistant, which included a $4,000-a-month raise.
The former Victoria’s Secret lingerie model reportedly said that she was not going to shine the shoes of any man, no matter how much money, fame, or unbounded charm he had.
IRumors found out that the President became very angry with the stunningly beautiful 31-year-old, and yelled for her to return all of the birthday presents, Valentine's Day gifts, Christmas presents, and the fully-loaded Lincoln Navigator that he had gifted her.
Miss Vermicelli learned that Hope returned all of the presents and gifts, except for the appaloosa horse, which she named “Stormy”.
A close friend of Miss Hicks said that Hope confided in her that, before she resigned, she was getting an average of 23.4 texts a day from Donnie Johnny, as she called him in private.
Hicks finally had to get a restraining order on the President, which clearly prohibits him from getting within 37 miles of her.