With Police Murder And Riots America Goes To The Beach
Americans were relieved and even overjoyed this week as things finally began to get back to normal. Not only were hugely crowded beaches and urine-salted public swimming pools a sight for sore eyes, people felt a sense of normalcy seeing an increase...Read full story
Can Trump Do Anything?
The whole world is asking whether or not Donald Trump can do anything positive or constructive. He became the choice of the day by people who watched his television performance on The Apprentice. What few realized, was that those performances were al...Read full story
Minneapolis Police Arrest Man Who Filmed Floyd's Death
Minneapolis. May 29. Exclusive to The Spoof. At the insistence of the Minneapolis Police Union, the young man who took the video of the death of George Floyd has been charged with felony murder and conspiracy to commit murder, over the objection of t...Read full story
Coronavirus Social Distancing Distance Reduced To 4' 6"
In a surprise move, this afternoon, Prime Minister Boris Johnson announced in the Commons that the distance of 6 feet that had been the lower limit at which people should practise 'social distancing', is to be partially reduced, to 4 feet 6 inches fr...Read full story
Man Claims He Has RSI As A Result Of Too Much Handwashing
A man is trying to sue the government for damages after he alleged he was now suffering from Repetitive Strain Injury (RSI) as a direct result of washing his hands so frequently in order to try to avoud becoming a victim of the Coronavirus. Unempl...Read full story
Tom Brady Predicts The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Will Win the Super Bowl
TAMPA BAY - Tom Brady spoke with Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba, and told him that he is flat out predicting, his Tampa Bay Buccaneers will win this year's Super Bowl. He then added that he, Gisele, and all the little Brady kiddoes are l...Read full story
14-year-old rap fan running Donald Trump's Twitter feed
Kevin Jones, a 14-year-old rap fan from Middle America, has admitted that he has been running President Trump's Twitter feed for the past six months. The Eminem fan, who has an unrequited crush that he won't tell us about, has been doing the work...Read full story
Dominic Cumming's Elton John Tribute Band
Prime Minister-in-chief, Dominic Cummings, has spent so long on his political career, that his place in an Elton John Tribute band is now under threat. The band's Manager, Moneybags McGee, said: 'Everyone else in the group knows the songs inside a...Read full story
47-Year-Old "Brick Shit House" Capable Of Flipping Over Pool Tables And Throwing Random People Directly Through Plate Glass Windows Busted Up Over Online Relationship That Didn't Work
Wisconsin. Unwilling to confess that he had highly-sensitive 'attachment issues' deeply rooted in the past involving separation from his beloved grandmother during the 'much-needed' formative stages of his development, 47-year-old Craig Gerald, of E...Read full story
Iowa Votes to Ban the Phrase "Tit for Tat"
DES MOINES, Iowa – The Iowa state legislature met in an emergency session to vote on an issue that had been bouncing around (no pun intended) on the senate chamber floor for a while. The senators all agreed to make it a 'hurry up' vote so that the...Read full story
The Houston Astros Have Been Invited by President Trump to a Good-Old-Fashioned White House Texas Barbecue
HOUSTON – The President took time off from his busy Coronavirus schedule to fly down to Texas to meet with his all-time favorite baseball team. POTUS hosted the Houston Astros at the White House last year when they won the World Series. He sai...Read full story
Maria Sharapova, One of the Sexiest Female Athletes Ever, is Coming Out of Retirement
CHICAGO – Maria Sharapova, who has 36 career tennis titles under her belt, plus all kinds of world records, has said that she is planning on losing about two pounds, and returning to the court. The 6-foot 2-inch Russian beauty says that she has re...Read full story
Zuckerberg: Facebook Should be "A Partner of Deceit"
FOT News, NYC. Shawn Insanity reporting for Friends of Trump News. In an interview this morning with FOT News, Facebook founder and head, Mark Zuckerberg, claimed that his Facebook company shouldn't be the "arbiter of truth" for stuff that's posted...Read full story