Funny story: Sore Loser Donald Trump

Sore Loser Donald Trump

The schoolyard taunts are growing against Donald Trump. Trump is going to lose his reelection, and he is already showing signs of being a sore loser. Stinking sore! Instead of accepting his fate, and demonstrating that cheerleading, happy talk and...

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Funny story: COVID-19 Hates Women Leaders, Loves Trump

COVID-19 Hates Women Leaders, Loves Trump

Scientists all over the world have discovered messages under their microscopes. They are bizarre configurations from the coronavirus. The communications are all the same: We hate women leaders and adore male authoritarians and strongmen. The COV...

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Funny story: Barr, Justice Department Rule Snake Handling a First Amendment Right

Barr, Justice Department Rule Snake Handling a First Amendment Right

Department of Justice, Washington, D.C. Following its law suit to strike down state banning of religious gatherings during the Covid-19 pandemic, the Justice Department has taken an additional step in defense of religious freedom guaranteed by the Fi...

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Funny story: Ugly Cunt Still Ugly Cunt Despite New Haircut

Ugly Cunt Still Ugly Cunt Despite New Haircut

Despite getting a trendy Peaky Blinders-style haircut, local man, Gary Porter, was still being referred to as an 'ugly cunt' by friends, family, and co-workers alike. "It doesn't change anything," said his mother, Gladys. "He can wear fashionable...

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Funny story: Hydroxychloroquine Has Driven Trump Crazy

Hydroxychloroquine Has Driven Trump Crazy

President Donald Trump said, Monday, he's been taking the drug hydroxychloroquine daily for a week and a half. "I take it because I hear very good things about it," Trump said at the White House press conference. He continued, “Sean Hannity told me...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Captain Harry Maguire On Premier League Re-Start

Manchester United: Captain Harry Maguire On Premier League Re-Start

With the recommencement of the Premier League season just around the corner, and the news, earlier today, that six players from three PL clubs have tested positive for the Coronavirus, COVID-19, Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has spoken ou...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Thinks World Is Upside-Down but Respects that World Doesn't Care What He Thinks

Nashville Man Thinks World Is Upside-Down but Respects that World Doesn't Care What He Thinks

Witnessing comedy clubs implementing contactless temperature-monitoring of guests and people going for their daily jog in face masks, all in the name of curbing the spread of a disease comparable in severity to the flu, Nate Parker of Nashville, Tenn...

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Funny story: Faucian Bargain: Faucian Dilemma:

Faucian Bargain: Faucian Dilemma:

Dr. Anthony Fauci is a conflicted man these days. He believes that the medications that a patient takes is no one’s business other than the patient and the patient’s physician. Accordingly, on one hand, he is not troubled by President Trump’s is ta...

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Funny story: White House Reporters are Reporting That When Kayleigh McEnany Lies She Begins to Lisp and Her Nostrils Flare Up

White House Reporters are Reporting That When Kayleigh McEnany Lies She Begins to Lisp and Her Nostrils Flare Up

WASHINGTON, D.C. – It seems that the White House reporters have discovered a little idiosyncrasy regarding press secretary, Kayleigh “The Keibler Elf” McEnany. The iNews Agency’s Kitty Segovia reported that she has noticed that, whenever Kayleigh...

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Funny story: The President and The First Lady Pass Their Weekly Physical with Flying Colors

The President and The First Lady Pass Their Weekly Physical with Flying Colors

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Donald Trump and Melania had their weekly medical check-up with their personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi. The doctor informed Trump that he had the body of a 22-year-old college football quarterback. He then informed Melania...

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Funny story: The Trump-Pelosi Feud Has Started and It’s a Nasty One

The Trump-Pelosi Feud Has Started and It’s a Nasty One

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Like two gladiators, one male, one female, Trump and Pelosi love to get it on (battle wise). And Miss Nancy poked POTUS right smack dab in his GOP pee-pee region, saying that he is morbidly obese and he'll never lose weight inge...

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Funny story: President Trump Visits a KFC and a Secret Service Agent Fires off a Shot

President Trump Visits a KFC and a Secret Service Agent Fires off a Shot

ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – The President and his creepy-looking Treasury Secretary, Steven Mnuchin, were having lunch at a local KFC. An employee commented that the two were sitting at the far end of the restaurant like a couple of forlorn lovers. T...

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Funny story: Man Saw 'Other Man' In The Countryside

Man Saw 'Other Man' In The Countryside

Sometimes, some things and some people seem strangely 'out of place', as if they 'just don't belong', and thus it seemed to one man yesterday, as he and his wife took a motorbike ride into the countryside, on their way to a river where they hoped th...

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Funny story: Noah's Ark Drydocked in Colorado

Noah's Ark Drydocked in Colorado

Leadville , Colorado. Special to The Spoof. A local "Forever Trump" zealot, Barry Noah, Jr., stood firm for the past three years denouncing global warming and climate change. But early this year, in the midst of the heaviest rain in many seasons, he...

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