Funny story: Senior Tory adviser was a lying hypocrite

Senior Tory adviser was a lying hypocrite

In news that surprised nobody at all, leading adviser to the PM, Dominic Cummings, has been unmasked as a liar, a hypocrite and an arrogant self-serving twat who refuses to acknowledge any errors he has made. "When I drove 260 miles during the loc...

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Funny story: Motorized BarcaLoungers Replace Scooters In Beaver Crossing

Motorized BarcaLoungers Replace Scooters In Beaver Crossing

BILLINGSGATE POST: A mad genius? Perhaps. Elmer Smuckmeister, a retired farmer and bon vivant, who made and lost fortunes by thinking outside the envelope, was the first to purchase a scooter franchise in the early days of this revolutionary transp...

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Funny story: Man Tried To Block Out Wedding Music By Playing The Fall At Full Volume

Man Tried To Block Out Wedding Music By Playing The Fall At Full Volume

A man who became incensed after he was forced, yet again, to endure the torture of another Cambodian wedding ceremony close to his home, eventually snapped, and resorted to unconventional measures to block out the loud music coming from the venue.

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Funny story: Presidential Historians Agree That Trump Will Forever Be Known As The Electoral College President

Presidential Historians Agree That Trump Will Forever Be Known As The Electoral College President

CHICAGO – A group of leading presidential historians recently met in the Windy City to discuss #45’s legacy. And, to the man (and woman), they all agreed that it will definitely be nothing to be proud of. For one thing, he will have an asterisk...

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Funny story: President Trump May Have to Sell Trump Tower Due to His Personal Financial Mess

President Trump May Have to Sell Trump Tower Due to His Personal Financial Mess

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump is still furious with his press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, for exposing his bank account number and routing number to the entire civilized world. Meanwhile, Trump’s personal attorney, Segundo Juarez, informed t...

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Funny story: Extremely Pissed-Off Women From Numerous Dating Sites Finally Find Where Man Too Cheap To Use Credit Card Actually Lives Before Pulling Him Out Of His House And Beating The Shit Out Of Him

Extremely Pissed-Off Women From Numerous Dating Sites Finally Find Where Man Too Cheap To Use Credit Card Actually Lives Before Pulling Him Out Of His House And Beating The Shit Out Of Him

Roger Crobb, 39, of Grand Rapids, Michigan, was pulled out of his house last Thursday, and nearly pummeled to death by 23 women who successfully combined their resources and their intellects in order to find out where the cheap, sleazy, non-committal...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan and Howard Stern Both Agree That Trump Has Finally Gone Bat Shit Crazy

Piers Morgan and Howard Stern Both Agree That Trump Has Finally Gone Bat Shit Crazy

NEW YORK CITY – Howard Stern and Piers Morgan recently met and talked about putting on a benefit to raise money for food stamp recipients. The two also talked about the New York Giants, Manchester United, and the gorgeously sultry Sofia Vergara.

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Funny story: Trump Plays Golf and Shoots a 98, But Instructs His Caddy to Write Down 81

Trump Plays Golf and Shoots a 98, But Instructs His Caddy to Write Down 81

STERLING, Virginia – Somehow, President Donald Trump found time to play a round of golf yesterday, instead of trying to deal with the biggest pandemic disaster in the history of the world. And how convenient that the golf course he picked to play...

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Funny story: COVID-19: Man Insisting That He Will 'Die Looking Good'

COVID-19: Man Insisting That He Will 'Die Looking Good'

A man who will almost certainly 'bite the dust' when the Coronavirus eventually gets around to visiting him, has said that, rather than fight a useless battle, he will go willingly, but will go 'looking good'. Moys Kenwood, 56, is in the wrong age...

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Funny story: Socialist Presidential Candidate Admits Stock Market Addiction

Socialist Presidential Candidate Admits Stock Market Addiction

Greenwich Village, New York City. Special to The Spoof. Norman Eugene Davidson, ten times candidate for president of the United States on the Socialist Party ticket, admitted today, in an editorial in the Socialist Call, that he has been a closeted s...

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