Funny story: UNMASKED: Biden Phone Calls To Cannabis Store Revealed

UNMASKED: Biden Phone Calls To Cannabis Store Revealed

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an exclusive to the BILLINGSGATE POST, it was revealed today that the CIA, FBI, NSA, The National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency and the Defense Intelligence Agency, all had been monitoring Joe Biden’s phone calls from the base...

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Funny story: Where Were Archie’s Pants?

Where Were Archie’s Pants?

For his one-year-old birthday video (and the kid looked more like six months old, and maybe the video was made in Canada six months ago?), Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor was missing his pants and dressed in his underwear. So maybe the kid in...

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Funny story: Obscure mad scientist recognised at last

Obscure mad scientist recognised at last

Evolutionary scientist Geoff Murd has finally been recognised with a blue plaque for his work in genetics in the 1920s. Long after Lamarckian evolution had been disproven, Murd decided to try to prove it was actually true by a series of extraordinari...

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Funny story: Trump Supporters Drive Reporter Crazy

Trump Supporters Drive Reporter Crazy

KNOW news yesterday interviewed people who were parts of a tightly-packed crowd of protesters, some carrying rifles, who attempted to enter the floor of the Michigan legislative chamber, and were held back by police. One Democratic Senator said some...

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Funny story: Trump And Kushner Hate Science

Trump And Kushner Hate Science

AP--President Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, is a very active guy. A happy beneficiary of nepotism, a.k.a. corruption, he has followed the President’s assignments, and largely failed at the charge of Promoting Middle East peace, Heading Governme...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Calls Dr. Fauci’s Answer Not Acceptable

Donald Trump Calls Dr. Fauci’s Answer Not Acceptable

Failing in an attempt to hold his arms together across his chest, but trying anyway for the whole world to witness, Donald Trump announced that Dr. Fauci’s answer was, Not acceptable. What was the question? “Is it safe for schools to open in the f...

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Funny story: Sears Employees Unaware of Pandemic Stay at Home Order

Sears Employees Unaware of Pandemic Stay at Home Order

(Williston, ND). Like Japanese soldiers holding out on remote islands after WWII, Sears employees in this sleepy North Dakota town were surprised to learn that their community was under a stay at home order, and has been for the past eight weeks. We...

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Funny story: McDonalds To Open In White House Grounds

McDonalds To Open In White House Grounds

In news that will be, to people all over the US, somewhat unbelievable, it's been announced that McDonalds, the world's most popular fast food chain, and personal favorite of President Donald Trump, has been given the go-ahead to set up an outlet in...

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Funny story: Americans Attempting to Speak Truth to Power Hindered by State-Mandated Face Masks

Americans Attempting to Speak Truth to Power Hindered by State-Mandated Face Masks

Troubled by the infringement of civil liberties imposed in the name of curbing the spread of COVID-19, Americans seeking to speak truth to power have been hindered by the presence of their State-mandated face masks. “There's been an unprecedented...

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Funny story: President Trump is Being Treated For Unerectus Tongulitus

President Trump is Being Treated For Unerectus Tongulitus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Dr. Anthony Fauci was asked about President Trump’s medical condition. The doctor immediately said that it was not his place to comment on his personal health issue one way or another. He then commented that reporters should...

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Funny story: President Trump Bans Chinese Fortune Cookies in The White House

President Trump Bans Chinese Fortune Cookies in The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A reliable White House source has said that the President is very upset with Chinese leader Xi Jinping. It seems that POTUS has placed the total blame for the Coronavirus on a supermarket Chinese checker, and the Chinese leader...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are Sheltering-in-Place at the Opposite Ends of Their Mansion

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are Sheltering-in-Place at the Opposite Ends of Their Mansion

CALABASAS, California – While most Americans are self-isolating and sheltering-in-place, and making it work, two Hollywood celebs are fighting like cat and dog. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that Kim Kardashian and her hubby, Kanye West, have la...

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Funny story: The President Trump–Robert De Niro Feud Catches Fire

The President Trump–Robert De Niro Feud Catches Fire

HOLLYWOOD – Famed Tinsel Town actor, Robert De Niro, says that, if President Trump were a race horse, he would have been put out to pasture four months ago. De Niro, who says he hates the Trumpster even more than sardines hate oil spills, stated t...

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Funny story: President Trump's Facemask Speaks Out

President Trump's Facemask Speaks Out

The facemask being worn by US president, Donald Trump, has broken its silence, and spoken out about what it calls "the worst job in the world", preventing the Coronavirus entering Trump's nose and mouth. President Trump had resisted all attempts t...

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Funny story: Trump's Facemask Appears To Be Secured By Elastic That Passes Straight Through His Head

Trump's Facemask Appears To Be Secured By Elastic That Passes Straight Through His Head

The big news is that, finally, President Donald Trump has been persuaded to 'do the right thing', take medical advice, and wear a facemask. The really big news is that his facemask appears to be secured by slotting the elastic strap into his ears,...

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