Funny story: Attorney General Barr Goes To Hell To Free Charles Manson’s Soul

Attorney General Barr Goes To Hell To Free Charles Manson’s Soul

Forgoing all the myths of Hell, Attorney General William Barr went to the abyss of doom in order to free Charles Manson’s soul from chains of eternal damnation. But getting to Hell wasn’t so easy. He had to go through a portal in the men’s room at...

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Funny story: Jared Kushner Cancels Presidential Election

Jared Kushner Cancels Presidential Election

Jared Kushner, married to Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, never elected to public office, and the right side of Donald Trump’s brain, announced that the November presidential election will have to be postponed due to the coronavirus pandemic. Yea...

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Funny story: A Pack Of Camels

A Pack Of Camels

Scandal erupted across the nation today as two camels were born at Yorkshire Wildlife Park, flying in the face of hardworking Brexiteers and patriots who made their way back to work today, showing all the shirkers and looney left how it’s done! Th...

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Funny story: Why Does Nancy Poozleosi Have Two Sets Of Eyebrows?

Why Does Nancy Poozleosi Have Two Sets Of Eyebrows?

BILLINGSGATE POST: To the casual observer, a lady with two sets of eyebrows should not raise eyebrows. But crack detective, Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler, is not a casual observer. Au contraire. Dirty is all business and some. Besides squeezing...

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Funny story: Queens Man Admits to Being Non-Essential Worker

Queens Man Admits to Being Non-Essential Worker

Notwithstanding the documentation partially exempting him from the COVID-19 lockdown and authorizing him to leave his house to travel to the grocery store where he has been employed for nearly two years, Harry White of Queens, New York, admitted to n...

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Funny story: Trump, Conway, Conway, and a Lecture on Truth [Part 1]

Trump, Conway, Conway, and a Lecture on Truth [Part 1]

U.S. politics have been a bit more civil than usual over the past several weeks, but that will change dramatically as the November election approaches. Furthermore, the credible sexual assault charges that have been made against Joe Biden will chang...

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Funny story: President Trump Has Been Forced to Wear a Protective Medical Mask

President Trump Has Been Forced to Wear a Protective Medical Mask

WASHINGTON, D.C. – After weeks and weeks of saying that he will never wear a medical mask, President Trump has relented. And he is only going to wear it because he has been instructed by the FBI, the CIA, and the IUD, that he must comply with Unit...

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Funny story: McDonalds To Close All 2,700 Restaurants in China

McDonalds To Close All 2,700 Restaurants in China

CHICAGO – The McDonalds Corporation has just announced a decision that will not only resonate throughout China, but throughout San Francisco as well. After several power meetings, McDonalds has decided to close all of its restaurants in China.

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Funny story: Oklahoma City Residents are Shocked as a Volcano Forms Overnight

Oklahoma City Residents are Shocked as a Volcano Forms Overnight

OKLAHOMA CITY – Long-time hairstylist, Brucey “Skippy” LaFondue, said that, as he was headed to work at his beauty salon, he noticed smoke coming from a street gutter. As he got closer, he saw that the smoke was coming from a mound of dirt that ha...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes Finally Reveals The Real Reason Why She and Jaime Foxx Broke Up

Katie Holmes Finally Reveals The Real Reason Why She and Jaime Foxx Broke Up

HOLLYWOOD – For a while, the Jaime Foxx and Katie Holmes relationship was the most secretive of any of Tinsel Town’s couplings. The two, who acted as if they were middle school lovers hiding from their parents, hardly ventured from his home Casa D...

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Funny story: Hemorrhoids Cases On The Rise, As Folks Sitting Around On Their Arses All Day Long

Hemorrhoids Cases On The Rise, As Folks Sitting Around On Their Arses All Day Long

Hemorrhoids, or 'piles' as they are more lovingly known, are on the increase, it's been claimed, and it's all down to the excessive amount of lounging around people are doing during the lockdown for the deadly Coronavirus. Hemorrhoids - sometimes...

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