Funny story: Joe Biden Taxidermally Altered To Look Like Slack-Jawed Jackal

Joe Biden Taxidermally Altered To Look Like Slack-Jawed Jackal

BILLINGSGATE POST: Dr. Hannibal Lecter, Jr., the son of the late cannibalistic psychiatrist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, spoke before the Board of Taxidermy at their international convention in Bora Bora last week. In his dissertation he described the newe...

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Funny story: China Makes New 'Amusement Park' Out Of Great Pacific Garbage Patch Trash

China Makes New 'Amusement Park' Out Of Great Pacific Garbage Patch Trash

China, always eager to better its position both economically and militarily in the world has taken the Giant Trash Pile swirling about the currents of the Pacific Ocean and made an 'amusement park' out of it. Starting by netting all the floating d...

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Funny story: Is Trump Taking Hydroxychloroquine?

Is Trump Taking Hydroxychloroquine?

So honk your horn if you believe Donald J. Trump is taking hydroxychloroquine. You know he can’t even spell the word. It’s over one syllable. He can barely pronounce it. Again, it's over one syllable. “I’ve talked to lots of doctors about it,” he...

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Funny story: Writer Who Has Never Been 'Featured Writer' Is Finally 'Featured Writer'

Writer Who Has Never Been 'Featured Writer' Is Finally 'Featured Writer'

A writer on a satirical news website who complained that he had never featured in the site's 'Featured Writer' slot, finally got his wish tonight, when he was briefly featured as the 'Featured Writer'. Dr. Bill Ingsgate, 81, and holder of twelve d...

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Funny story: The Most Presidential Of Drugs

The Most Presidential Of Drugs

Presidential Womble and all round flappy-handed lunatic, Donald Trump, has admitted he is taking hydroxychloroquine in an attempt to fight off Coronavirus. Having been informed by multiple health officials that “this shit does not work”, the Trumpste...

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Funny story: Sheep Object to Being Lumped in with Blindly-Following Americans

Sheep Object to Being Lumped in with Blindly-Following Americans

With some derogatorily categorizing the swathes of Americans paralyzed in blind, terrified acceptance of whatever the mainstream media tells them regarding the threat posed by COVID-19 as "sheeple," actual sheep are objecting to being lumped in with...

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Funny story: Jared Kushner Says That He Will Not Be Campaigning for His Daddy-in-Law (President Trump)

Jared Kushner Says That He Will Not Be Campaigning for His Daddy-in-Law (President Trump)

BALTIMORE – The President’s son-in-law was in Baltimore visiting his high school Home Economics teacher, Mrs. Bathsheba Boobinski. Jared Kushner, 39, said that Mrs. Boobinski influenced him more than any other teacher or professor. He commente...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Insists That Prince Harry Does Not Have The Coronavirus – Says It’s Just The Sniffy Sniffles

Meghan Markle Insists That Prince Harry Does Not Have The Coronavirus – Says It’s Just The Sniffy Sniffles

LOS ANGELES – Reporters have been hounding Meghan Markle for two days now, asking if her husband Prince Harry has COVID -19. Meghan wanted to set the record straight, so she talked to LaLaLand Daily’s Macadamia Honeysuckle. She said that she i...

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Funny story: Most Major Airlines Are Now Averaging 7.3 Passengers Per Plane

Most Major Airlines Are Now Averaging 7.3 Passengers Per Plane

CHICAGO – The city known as the Windy City, the Airline Hub, and the Place Where President Abraham Lincoln Was Conceived, has just revealed some disappointing airline facts. Most of the large airlines are reporting that they are averaging 7.3 pass...

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Funny story: Texas Warns That The Dreaded Chupacabra Could Be Carrying The Coronavirus

Texas Warns That The Dreaded Chupacabra Could Be Carrying The Coronavirus

AUSTIN – The Guild of Lone Star State Veterinarians has issued an emergency directive regarding the legendary folkloric creature known as La Chupacabra. The name Chupacabra literally means 'goat sucker', and the animal was first spotted in Texas i...

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Funny story: Coronavirus: Things We Should Expect To Happen Next

Coronavirus: Things We Should Expect To Happen Next

The Coronavirus, COVID-19, is said to have surfaced in Wuhan, China, in January this year, but French scientists claim that patients on whom they ran tests in November 2019, were already carrying the virus. So far, we know very little about it as...

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Funny story: King Edward Trump III Briefs Press on "Chinese Black Death" - 1349

King Edward Trump III Briefs Press on "Chinese Black Death" - 1349

Buckingham Palace, The Camellia Garden. June, 1349. Exclusive to The Spoof. King Edward Trump III met with reporters from the English press in the Camellia Garden this morning to take biting questions about his handling of the Black Death during the...

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