Funny story: Joe Biden Says That Tara Sara is an Even Bigger Liar That Old “Grab ‘em By The-You-Know-What” Trump

Joe Biden Says That Tara Sara is an Even Bigger Liar That Old “Grab ‘em By The-You-Know-What” Trump

DOVER, Delaware – Joe Biden said that, if he had a nickel for everytime that someone falsely accused him of being inappropriate, he would probably have over 6,000 nickels. Biden spoke with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight, and commented th...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Selects New York Governor Andrew Cuomo For His Vice President

Joe Biden Selects New York Governor Andrew Cuomo For His Vice President

Women around the country are protesting Joe Biden’s selection of Mario Cuomo’s son Andrew as his vice president. Women are upset, furious, taking out their pink vagina hats, putting them on, carrying placards and marching in cities across the nation.

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Funny story: Clap Or Die

Clap Or Die

As the “Clap For Carers” movement gathers pace around the country, many hardcore Brexiteers are worried that it doesn’t go far enough, and are calling on the government to step in and enforce it on those who aren't joining in. Every Thursday even...

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Funny story: Underground clubs open for people to get close

Underground clubs open for people to get close

In a dark cobbled alley in Manchester, a steady trickle of people enter a hidden basement doorway. This is one of the city's new underground "approchement" clubs which have sprung up in the last few weeks. Inside, patrons are permitted to sit clos...

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Funny story: Oyster-Catching Trip Was Extremely Arduous

Oyster-Catching Trip Was Extremely Arduous

A man who was invited to take his family on an oyster-catching excursion at an artificial inland waterway in the Cambodian countryside, has told how the exciting prospect descended into near-chaos when no oysters were caught, and the party, travellin...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Awakens from Dark Night of Soul Feeling a Little Groggy

Nashville Man Awakens from Dark Night of Soul Feeling a Little Groggy

After wrestling into the dark hours of the night with shame, self-abandonment, and bafflement as to what his life even meant, Randy Higgins of Nashville, Tennessee, awakened the next morning feeling a little groggy. “Yeah, normally I jump up brigh...

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Funny story: Man's Brother-In-Law Seems To Have Only One T-shirt

Man's Brother-In-Law Seems To Have Only One T-shirt

A man has revealed the sad tale of how his brother-in-law always wears exactly the same old, worn-out T-shirt, leading anyone who cares to come to a conclusion, to the conclusion that it is the only one he owns. Moys Kenwood, 56, regularly sees hi...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Approached To Play Eve Harrington In Remake Of All About Eve

Meghan Markle Approached To Play Eve Harrington In Remake Of All About Eve

Rumor has it, and no one knows where this rumor began, that Meghan Markle, Mrs. Prince Harry, has been approached to play in the remake of All About Eve, performing as Eve Harrington. A comfortable shoe fit role she could easily portray, there is a d...

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Funny story: Ten Things To Do While Sheltering-in-Place

Ten Things To Do While Sheltering-in-Place

TEN THINGS TO DO WHILE SHELTERING-IN-PLACE 1. Learn how to play an unusual instrument (like the accordion, the glockenspiel, or the vuvuzela). 2. Tell your kids that you are all going to learn a second language (Mandarin Chinese, Mescalero Apac...

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Funny story: New York City Mafia Members are Refusing to Shelter-in-Place

New York City Mafia Members are Refusing to Shelter-in-Place

Brooklyn – The head of one of New York City’s most notorious crime families, says that he and his ‘employees’ will not shelter-in-place, and there is no one who can make them. A reporter with The New York World Register newspaper recently talked t...

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Funny story: Jimmy Kimmel to Host a Debate Between CNN’s Anderson Cooper and Fox News’ Sean Hannity

Jimmy Kimmel to Host a Debate Between CNN’s Anderson Cooper and Fox News’ Sean Hannity

LOS ANGELES – ABC has stated that they are finalizing the plans to have a debate on the virtual Jimmy Kimmel Show. Network executives have talked to both Anderson Cooper and Sean Hannity, and both men have agreed to appear on the show. Hannity...

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Funny story: Selling Books by the Linear Foot

Selling Books by the Linear Foot

It’s gratifying to see that in these times, people seem to be returning to reading. Perhaps this is a silver lining. It may turn out that when this is all over, the world will be changed for the better as we become more empathetic and self reliant...

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Funny story: Banks to Customers: The Secret to Enduring the Coronavirus Pandemic is to Borrow More Money...Do Your Part!

Banks to Customers: The Secret to Enduring the Coronavirus Pandemic is to Borrow More Money...Do Your Part!

(Cincinnati, OH) Here in the US city with the largest concentration of banks per capita, bankers joined Governor Mike DeWine in the much-anticipated “Reopening of Ohio” by offering special loans and other incentives to what would traditionally be co...

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Funny story: Joe’s Wife Accuses Him Of Lying About His Golf Game

Joe’s Wife Accuses Him Of Lying About His Golf Game

BILLINGSGATE POST: Ultimately, truth matters. Although it is understandable that an old man can’t remember digitally penetrating an aide twenty-seven years ago - especially when one’s memory erase is set for two days - you best have your game plan t...

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