President Trump is Salivating at the Thought of Naming Roseanne Barr to be His Chief Political Campaign Speech Writer (and Attack Dog)

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 16 June 2020

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Roseanne Barr says she is such a Trump fan that she'll work for him for $1 a year.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany has informed the press that the president has always considered Roseanne Barr to be one of the funniest women on both sides of the Potomac River.

He recently told his third most favorite son Eric, that Roseanne has more humor on her G-spot than Kathy Griffin has in her entire cellulite-riddled body.

Political Salad Bar Magazine has announced that POTUS will be naming the potty mouthed Ms. Barr, to be his new chief political campaign speech writer and new presidential pit bull.

Trump recently mentioned to Sean Hannity that he can hardly wait to turn Roseanne loose on the likes of Nancy “Cupcakes” Pelosi, Don “Rainbow” Lemon, and Kathy “The Red Blister” Griffin.

POTUS has commented that he has always felt that as far as being sarcastic, arrogant, evil, nasty, vulgar, and downright dirty, Barr could be considered the female version of President Donald Johnny Trump.

Rosanne told Tucker Carlson that if the president wants to grab her by her funny bone she would be thrilled, flattered, and honored.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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