NEW ORLEANS – The New Orleans City Council will soon be voting on an amendment to take down the statues of every Civil War Confederate general and replace them with statues of Louisiana-born songstress, Britney Spears.
Britney is one of the most famous people to ever be born in Louisiana, along with Don Lemon, Reese Witherspoon, Tyler Perry, Iron Eyes Cody, Ellen DeGeneres, and Yo-Yo Afro Woke.
The 38-year-old Spears has sold tens of millions of records all over the world including Madagascar, Morocco, and Mookaslavia.
The bubbly blonde is also noted for having been photographed hundreds of times coming out of various automobiles without any underwear on.
In fact in 2002, Tittle Tattle Tonight voted her “Female Celebrity With The Most Viewed Beaver in the History of Viewed Beavers."