Social Distancing measures - Just somewhere between a Richard Osman and a Ronnie Corbett

Written by Ben Macnair

Monday, 15 June 2020

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What is a Richard Osman?

In another case of vagueness for the UK government, and in using popular culture as a measuring stick, the good people of the United Kingdom have been told that social distancing is no longer a uniform two metres, but now can be anywhere between a Richard Osman and a Ronnie Corbett.

Government spokesman, Brick Flooring, said: 'In line with everything being nonsense, we have decided to add even more of it to your lives.'

Speaking earlier, a passerby walking into oncoming traffic to avoid us, said 'What another one? They have only just had another one. Well, that seems a bit pointless to me.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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