Donald Trump Has Kept Promise To Make America Grate Again
As President Donald Trump stumbles from disaster to disaster to disaster, through initial inactivity over the Coronavirus, overactivity in prescribing its miraculous bleaching agent 'cure', and heavy-handed reactivity in his recent 'mob dispersal tec…
Read full storyMan Still Hasn't Resumed Reading 'The Idiot'
A man who embarked upon the serious business of reading Russian novelist, Fyodor Dostoevsky's epic, 'The Idiot', but then had to put it down 40% of the way through the book because of 'information overload', still hasn't resumed reading it, and furt…
Read full storyCongresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Amen
Spoken with her head held high, not buried face down into a written speech, like Congressman Ted Yoho, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez assailed, with a soft-spoken voice, a battle cry for women around the world. “Women deserve respect.” Or, Women's Lives…
Read full storySpoof writer says Spoof is now full of stories about 'nothing'
A writer who contributes to a satirical news website, has said that many of the stories that the site is now peppered with on a daily basis, are not really about anything. The writer - me - said that there had been a time in the dim and distant pa…
Read full storyDon’t F*ck With The Duke
BILLINGSGATE POST: Is nothing sacred? I fear not. Centuries have passed since Columbus sailed the ocean blue. He’s tostada. One character flaw, and there goes your statue. Mother Teresa, herself, probably couldn’t withstand the scrutiny that one mu…
Read full storyNewspaper review: funny UK sleazy tabloid and broadsheet headlines
Sniffing under the counters of newsagents can be quite exciting, especially when Jaggedone sends his CIA,' Cockroach Infiltration Army' undercover reporters all over the UK to find out the latest sleaze offerings which the UK public loves to read; he…
Read full storyGerman cat has 'Fly-Phobia' - unheard of before!
Eifel, Germany: A cat has been discovered with a quite unique phobia, and has been sent to the Robert Koch Institute, Munich, for further examination. A farm cat, non-domestic, named Anton, not from Tyrol, was seen twitching, blinking and running for…
Read full storyAnti-stupid vaccine marketed as an anti-vaccine vaccine
Medical experts plan to deal with anti-vaxxers who want take the hoped-for anti-coronavirus vaccine, by marketing an anti-stupid vaccine as an anti-vaccine vaccine. ‘We are convincing stupid people that the anti-coronavirus vaccine will soon be s…
Read full storyNapoleon Bonaparte spotted at Walmart
He was last seen being placed in a coffin sometime in the 1820s but in an amazing moment a shopper at Walmart in Washington, DC., has positively identified the former Emperor of France, Napoleon Bonaparte, making his way through the aisles. Author…
Read full storyWhite Lies Matter as teen, who was caught taking too long in the bathroom, learns
Teen, Gary Crane, while visiting his aunt Martha’s house, was caught taking too long in the bathroom and, to protect her embarrassment, said he was masturbating. ‘There’s a full length mirror in there,’ said aunt Martha, ‘and I sensed he was cove…
Read full storyThe Washington Redskins New Name is The Washington Football Team (For Now)
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Funny News) – The no-longer-a-racist owner of the NFL Washington team, Danny Snyder, has just announced that he has made a decision regarding the new team name. “Stressy” Snyder told the sports media that his decision is that he…
Read full storyCan You Get Covid-19 From A Toilet Seat?
Fake news report - Dozens of readers have contacted The Spoof, inquiring about the report on Fox TV and One America News that the primary transmission source for Covid-19 is a toilet seat. The Spoof, in turn, has passed that question on to the expert…
Read full storyTaylor Swift Feels Her Newly-Released Album Will Be Her Greatest Ever
NEW YORK CITY (Satire) – The highly-popular singing sensation, Taylor Swift, has just predicted that her newly-released 8th album will be her greatest ever. She stated that a Louisiana bayou voodoo woman recently told her that her new album, title…
Read full storyMike Tyson Agrees To Fight Roy Jones Jr in the Battle of the Oldies
SANTA MONICA BEACH, California (Sport Comedy) – One of the greatest boxers to ever lace ‘em up, has agreed to a match with Roy Jones Jr. “Iron” Mike Tyson will be fighting in what promoters are calling “The Battle of The Oldies”. Tyson is 54, a…
Read full storySeattle Picks The Krakens as Their New Team Nickname
SEATTLE (Funny Sport News) – After several contests, and over 30,000 suggestions, the new National Hockey League expansion team has decided on a nickname. The owners of the NHL team said that it was a very difficult choice but they picked the Krak…
Read full storyKanye West is Toying With The Idea of Changing His Name to Kanye Trumpovich
LOS ANGELES (Funny Story) – Kanye West stopped crying long enough to tell reporters, after his first rally, that the rally went fantastic. He noted that, every hour, he is picking up thousands and thousands of new supporters from as far away place…
Read full storyPresident Trump Says He is Cancelling The Republican National Convention Due to Possible Hurricanes
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Fake News) – The Electoral College president has just announced that he has decided to cancel the RNC convention that was to have taken place in the pretty, hurricane-prone town of Jacksonville, Florida. POTUS said that the reaso…
Read full storyGun-Totin' Bible-Thumpin' Confederate-Flag-Wavin' Rednecks Find Peace through Meditation
(Funny Story) After Nepalese monk, Trungpye Dharmaprajna, successfully snatched the pebble from his master's hand, he spent forty days in deep meditation before deciding on the next phase of his journey. "My master agreed to send me and a handful…
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