Russia: Thousands Rally In 8th Day Of Protest Against Putin
Thousands of protestors protesting in Russia against Putin? No one saw that coming. Rally against Trump, yes, but Putin? Not a good idea. The feeling was that Putin had Mother Russia safely under control and under his thumb, what with the threat…
Read full storyLegendary secretive street artist named, then identified, and is a bit dull
The pseudo political graffiti & street art known around the world and worth millions is being artistically painted over by the legend known as Blanksy. “I do see my self as an urban artistic crusader,” Blanksy said, “with a mission to paint ov…
Read full storyParents dreading an Edinburgh Festival free August
Across the country, parents of exuberant students aren't looking forward to them not going to the Edinburgh Fringe. 'For years,' said exasperated dad, Kevin Jackson, 'Quentin has run me ragged with his improvisational shows, made up words, and way…
Read full storyThe Duke of Umbridge
Prince William has said “we must crack homelessness,” as he launched a new drive aimed at reducing homelessness today. We at Back and to the Left news believe that we saw how to solve homelessness by doing what the Government did during lockdown, and…
Read full storySun Comes Up Again
There was good news for fans of stability again, this morning, as, just as it has for the last 8.6billion years of the Earth's history, the Sun rose again over everyone's eastern horizon, bringing a bright, new day to each and every one of us. In…
Read full storySpoof Numbers Hit New Low As Readers Can't Be Arsed Anymore
Top brass at satirical news website, The Spoof, have called an emergency meeting on Thursday, after it was announced that readers at the site had hit an all-time low. Viewing figures have more than halved since January, and experts say that, if th…
Read full storyMan Has Funniest Spoof Idea Ever As He's Falling Asleep, Then Forgets It. F@@k!!
My Bedroom, Early This Morning - A man who occasionally writes spoofs for TheSpoof.com had an utterly brilliant story idea as he was falling asleep last night; told himself that it was so funny that he didn't need to write it down, and then completel…
Read full storyCoronavirus: new discovery changes things
Coronavirus has been discovered to reveal itself as a potential energy source by scientists at UCLA. Gone are the days of gas, coal or even green energy sources such as wind or solar. Scientists have isolated a rare component within the DNA of th…
Read full storyTrumps stunt wig’s sense of duty meant he never revealed anything
A biography of Hollywood stunt wig, Derek Fig, shows he was once President Trump's stunt wig, and, despite windy conditions, never revealed himself. Fig, renowned for his work as Harry Potter's stunt public wig, was close to the action, so receiv…
Read full storyEarth shattering scandal at Spoof HQ!
Infiltrated by Russian hackers, no! They prefer to hack Trump! Undermined by internal in-fighting, no! That's a thing of the past. Huawei spies in The Spoof's software, no! They're more interested in blagging UK 5G rights! Then what is this scanda…
Read full storyPresident Trump Denies That He Took $6 Million From The Military Defense Fund and Donated it to the White Lives Matter Organization
BANGOR, Maine – The President took a break from golfing to attend the ribbon-cutting ceremonies at a White Lives Matter-sponsored hotel. The name of the hotel is The King Trump Inn. POTUS wants everyone to know that he had nothing to do with the n…
Read full storyThe St. Louis Gun-Toting Couple Will Be Joining President Trump’s Campaign Pep Rallies
ST. LOUIS – Newspapers are reporting that the gun-toting couple from St. Louis, who feared for their lives as protesters marched in front of their dreary, evil-looking, castle-like home, are reportedly still shaking. The woman, Patty “Cake” McClos…
Read full storyMitch McConnell Now Says That The GOP Will Lose the Presidential Election and The Senate
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Mitch McConnell should have left politics years and years ago, while he still had the ability to reason in a sensible, non-racist way. He should have left when he told the iRumors News Agency that most Democrats can’t count to 7…
Read full storySpain Announces That Bullfighting is Scheduled to Return in Late September
MADRID – All of Spain’s matadors are thrilled to learn that they will be able to return to the bullring on September 27. One of Spain’s greatest bullfighters, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, said that he was so excited when he heard the news, that he…
Read full storyLaredo, Texas Border Patrol Agents Shoot Down a Drug-Carrying Drone
LAREDO, Texas – The Laredo Border Patrol sector has just announced that two agents have shot down a drone that was carrying drugs. A spokesperson for the Border Patrol said that agents Maximiliano De La Noche and Wyatt Munsi shot the drone down as…
Read full storyPresident Trump Removes the Portraits of Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush From The White House Entrance
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a move that many are saying falls under the heading of a little brat having a hissy fit, President Trump has personally removed the portraits of Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush from being displayed in the White House.
Read full storyGeorgia's Gov. Repeals All Regulatory Mandates
Atlanta, Georgia. Special to The Spoof. Apparently, Georgia Governor, Brian Kemp, had more in mind when he dismissed the idea of requiring all residents to wear virus-preventing masks with the phrase: "Georgians don't need mandates to do the right th…
Read full storyMan Admits He Was Wrong About Football Team
A man who, during a telephone conversation with his mother back in February, made the solid assertion that their local football team already had enough points so that they could not possibly be relegated, has admitted that his confidence at that time…
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