Coronavirus: new discovery changes things

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Sunday, 19 July 2020

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One of the scientists responsible for this remarkable breakthrough

Coronavirus has been discovered to reveal itself as a potential energy source by scientists at UCLA. Gone are the days of gas, coal or even green energy sources such as wind or solar.

Scientists have isolated a rare component within the DNA of the virus, and extruded it to the maximum degree possible, leading to a chemical transformation that has the effect of providing a means by which energy is extracted.

There have been some doubters, but, overall, the reaction to the discovery by UCLA has been positive. Now the next step is to fulfil the expectations of a willing community.

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