There were 917 spoof news stories published in February 2014. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

The Nude Calendar of The Duck Dynasty Women Is The Top Selling Calendar In The Nation

Funny story: The Nude Calendar of The Duck Dynasty Women Is The Top Selling Calendar In The Nation

CHICAGO - Glamboyant Magazine has just announced that since the good-looking Robertson women of the A&E hit show Duck Dynasty have started wearing shorter skirts and shorter shorts the show's ratings have shot up through the roof. Voodoo Dupre...

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Kim Jong Un Fires A Missile Towards Japan But It Lands In North Korea Instead

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Fires A Missile Towards Japan But It Lands In North Korea Instead

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un had hinted a few days ago that he was getting ready to fire a missile towards Japan. He had said that Japan had angered him when one of their high ranking officials had stated at The Sochi Olympics that the Nor...

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Book Review - One Summer by David Baldacci

I read this in an airport in Germany. It was an odd experience, sat opposite me was a family from Dusseldorf who had brought a picnic with them to the airport. They laid out a blanket and everything and had sandwiches, chips and drinks....even a flask of coffee! It was pretty strange as there was a perfectly fine food court at the airport, but I guess they may have been trying to save mone...

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Plans To Shrink Size Of US Army Bad News For Soldiers But Good News For Midgets

Funny story: Plans To Shrink Size Of US Army Bad News For Soldiers But Good News For Midgets

Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel has called the for shrinking of the U.S. Army to its smallest size since 1940, among other cuts, drawing criticism that the drastic changes will hurt not only U.S. security but slightly annoy soldiers earmarked to be sh...

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New Game Show 'Drug Deal Or No Deal" To Feature Hollywood Superstars

Funny story: New Game Show 'Drug Deal Or No Deal" To Feature Hollywood Superstars

American TV Network NAC has announced plans to commission a new game show featuring Hollywood actors and actresses titled "Drug Deal or No Deal". The show will be hosted by Charlie Sheen, and will premiere on March 19, 2014, on NAC. The hour-lo...

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Lindsay Lohan Confesses She Has A Brand New Bikini Line Tattoo

VENICE BEACH, California - The once troubled little starlet Lindsay Lohan has said that she has finally gotten her act together. Appearing on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show, Lilo said that the three months she spent in a rehab clinic last year did w...

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Book Review - To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee

I purchased this book because I had a rather annoying Mockingbird nesting in a tree in my garden. He continually berates my family and is often quite rude. I had tried many times to kill it in the past and failed. I had tried ACME dynamite, a giant anvil, tying it to railroad tracks and shooting at it with a slingshot. Just like Roadrunner in the carton, it survived everything. So I bought...

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Civil War Sitcom Put On Hold

Funny story: Civil War Sitcom Put On Hold

ANBC have announced that they are delaying broadcast of their new sitcom "It's Always Sunny In Gettysburg" because they feel 'it's still too soon'. Filming of the first season, which took place before a live studio audience, was completed last Ju...

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Florida Father Vetoes Controversial Phone Bill

Funny story: Florida Father Vetoes Controversial Phone Bill

Florida based dad Kenny Mook announced Wednesday he has vetoed a controversial telephone bill that would have allowed his daughter to continue texting, playing games and chit chatting with her friends when she be doing her homework. Mook, who spe...

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The Taliban Plot To Kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles Is Foiled

Funny story: The Taliban Plot To Kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles Is Foiled

LONDON - Scotland Yard has reported that they have uncovered a political plot by the infamous Taliban to kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles, wife of Prince Charles. Officer Higgins Higginbrook speaking to Chatsworth Wigginholt of The Ta Ta For Now News...

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Kim Jong Un Invites Ann Coulter To Visit North Korea

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Invites Ann Coulter To Visit North Korea

PYONGYANG, North Korea - In one of the most surprising statements to come out of North Korea Kim Jong Un has sent an invitation to GOP political maven Ann Coulter to visit his fantastic nation (Kim's word). The leader of North Korea told The Rice...

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The Colorado Rockies Baseball Team To Sell Marijuana Brownies At Their Concession Stands

Funny story: The Colorado Rockies Baseball Team To Sell Marijuana Brownies At Their Concession Stands

DENVER - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just informed the public about a new item that Major League Baseball's Colorado Rockies will be selling at their food concession stands. Dottie Bazooka with SBID said that the Rockies organization has gi...

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Psychic Doesn't Win Lottery - Again

Funny story: Psychic Doesn't Win Lottery - Again

Florida psychic Betty Volopino has once again failed to win the Mega Million Powerball Superball Jumbo sized lottery jackpot, much to the surprise of her clients, family and friends. Saturday's winning numbers of 12, 32, 34, 45, 47, 49 - bared no...

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Denver's Top Marijuana Shop Now Delivers Pot Via Drones

Funny story: Denver's Top Marijuana Shop Now Delivers Pot Via Drones

DENVER - According to the Colorado Department of Business, the top selling pot shop in the entire state is The Higher Than A Friggin Kite Marijuana Shop which is located in Denver. The top pot shop is owned by Gulliver Gingergrove, 38, and his wif...

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The Hubble Space Telescope Has Discovered Some Unbelievable Objects On The Planet Neptune

Funny story: The Hubble Space Telescope Has Discovered Some Unbelievable Objects On The Planet Neptune

MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - A spokesperson for The Kennedy Space Center has just informed the public about an astonishing discovery made by the Hubble Space Telescope. KSC Spokesman Virgo Coopercastle said that the telescope which was launched into...

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Noel Edmonds "Gotcha" Goes Too Far Claims DLT

Funny story: Noel Edmonds "Gotcha" Goes Too Far Claims DLT

Former Radio 1 DJ Dave Lee Travis, who was found not guilty earlier this month of 12 counts of indecent assault believes that fellow former DJ and long term friend Noel Edmonds went to far with his latest "Gotcha" stunt made famous during Edmond's Sa...

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2014 Oscar Winners Leaked

Funny story: 2014 Oscar Winners Leaked

Reports emanating from Hollywood are suggesting that the winners of Sunday's 86th Academy Awards have already been leaked and that several stars are not now going to attend the Oscar ceremony citing "what is the point?" The leaked memo names the w...

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The Sultry and Sexy Maria Sharapova Spotted At The Sochi Winter Olympics

Funny story: The Sultry and Sexy Maria Sharapova Spotted At The Sochi Winter Olympics

SOCHI, Russia - One of the world's greatest and prettiest tennis players Maria Sharapova was spotted at The XXII Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia. The 6-foot-2-inch tall Sharapova was interviewed by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily.

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Aspen Police Confiscate 800,000 Pounds of Counterfeit Pot

Funny story: Aspen Police Confiscate 800,000 Pounds of Counterfeit Pot

ASPEN - Aspen Police working on a tip from a Mr. Klondike Quillquist, 62, have just informed the press of a huge counterfeit marijuana bust. APD spokesperson Willard Pencilbaker, 30, said that after being tipped off by Mr. Quillquist a dozen offic...

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Washington Girl, 11, Shoots and Kills Cougar Tracking her Brother

Funny story: Washington Girl, 11, Shoots and Kills Cougar Tracking her Brother

An 11-year-old girl shot a cougar that was following her 14-year-old brother to their home at Twisp, in north central Washington. The female cougar killed last week was about 56 years old and weighed about 220 pounds - twice of what it should w...

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Book Review - Jumanji by Chris Van Allsburg

This book is about these kids who somehow get involved with Mork from Mork and Mindy! There are a lot of things that happen, including a great scene where Mork PRETENDS he isn't actually Mork at all! Which was very confusing. I recommend my next book, MONOPOLY, if you liked this book. What happens is that these kids are suddenly plunged into the the game and become real estate moguls, dema...

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Michael Sam Plans to Protest Against Openly Straight Athletes

Funny story: Michael Sam Plans to Protest Against Openly Straight Athletes

In a dramatic role reversal, an openly gay athlete, Michael Sam, who is getting ready to enter the 2014 NFL draft, has decided to protest against openly straight athletes. Sams made national headlines last month with his decision to come out publicl...

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Kenyan Figure Skater Claims Simon Cowell Is The Father of Her Twin Boys

Funny story: Kenyan Figure Skater Claims Simon Cowell Is The Father of Her Twin Boys

SOCHI, Russia - The Sochi Olympics have been rocked by a statement made by Kenya's lone figure skater Mumbi Kagunda. The gorgeous 27-year-old skater is claiming that British music mogul Simon Cowell is the father of her twin boys Gakuro and Gatimu...

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US naturalization application sees Roman Abramovich set for American citizenship, domiciled in Denver, Colorado

Funny story: US naturalization application sees Roman Abramovich set for American citizenship, domiciled in Denver, Colorado

Colorado - Months of rumors that the Russian mobster has bought up every single US patent for 'reefer' cigarettes finally came to a head today with news that Roman Abramovich's formal US citizenship application had been received by the Department of...

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Paula Deen - I Am More Popular Than Jesus Christ

Funny story: Paula Deen - I Am More Popular Than Jesus Christ

Paula Deen is at it again. Ever since news broke that Paula Deen admitted to using the N-word (the real N word - not nutrition) in a deposition last year, the self important, money grabbing, artery clogging inducing chef and health insurance compa...

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NASCAR Legend Richard Petty Hits Danica Patrick Below The Belt and She Hits Him Right Back

TARZANA, California - Danica Patrick, the Darling of NASCAR, had just finished filming a public service commercial at The Gary Busey International Speedway when she was approached by a reporter with Sporting Chance Magazine. Hercules Confetti aske...

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Book Review - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Okay, I have no problem with this book, in fact I love it but, I think the proper term, and politically correct way of referring to dwarfs is midgets. So, please, could you get with the 21st Century and stop offending little people and retitle this book? I expect that there are thousands of midgets who totally offended to be regarded as dwarfs. I nearly thr...

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NASA Confirms That The Martian Pot Found By Curiosity Is 10 Times More Powerful Than Any Marijuana In Colorado

Funny story: NASA Confirms That The Martian Pot Found By Curiosity Is 10 Times More Powerful Than Any Marijuana In Colorado

HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has informed the various news agencies that the marijuana that the Martian land rover Curiosity recently discovered on Mars is in fact of a very, very high grade. Timmelfarb stated that chemists analyze...

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Tabloid Names And Shames World's Top Heterosexual

Funny story: Tabloid Names And Shames World's Top Heterosexual

A day after a Ugandan tabloid newspaper came out with a list of what it called the country's top homosexuals. A tabloid has come out with its own list, naming and shaming heterosexuals. The cover of the Daily Sun newspaper read, "EXPOSED! World's...

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Topless Lebanese Olympic skier Jackie Chamoun's ass saved by US frostbite salve manufacturer

Funny story: Topless Lebanese Olympic skier Jackie Chamoun's ass saved by US frostbite salve manufacturer

Sochi, Black Sea - A US pharma company has offered to rescue Lebanese Olympic skier Jackie Chamoun's snow games career after she was censured by her country's culture ministry for skiing topless in the Women's Freestyle at Sochi. Owners of Arkansa...

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National Collective to Open 'Bowie Helpline'

It has been revealed today that National Collective are to open a helpline to assist its members on how to deal with the devastating news that David Bowie is a Unionist. The group, made up entirely by fuds who are completely up themselves, reacted sh...

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Shirley Temple to be buried at Forest Lawn Mammorial plot next to Jane Fonda and Nancy Reagan

Funny story: Shirley Temple to be buried at Forest Lawn Mammorial plot next to Jane Fonda and Nancy Reagan

California - Former child prodigy actress Shirley Temple will be buried at Hollywood's premier all-A-List women's cemetery in Forest Lawn Mammorial Park right next to Jane Fonda and Nancy Reagan. The three women had been lifelong friends and vowed...

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A List of The 10 Worst Cat Names In The USA

Funny story: A List of The 10 Worst Cat Names In The USA

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency, recently conducted a national survey to determine the worst cat names in the United States. ADGA Executive Director Bagby B. Buckleybox, who has four cats, stated that over 825,000 individuals participated in the nationwide poll. Many of the participants submitted foreign cat names, but it was decided that these names would not be used since a...

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Wings Over Scotland forced to withdraw 'Learn to Count with Wings' maths books as the figures don't add up

Funny story: Wings Over Scotland forced to withdraw 'Learn to Count with Wings' maths books as the figures don't add up

Internet bampot and Chief Cybernat Stuart Campbell has been forced into an embarrassing u-turn after his 'Learn to Count with Wings' maths books were found to be strewn with errors. The books were launched earlier this week in a blaze of glory, i...

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A World War II Nazi General Found Living In A Cave In An Isolated South Pacific Island

Funny story: A World War II Nazi General Found Living In A Cave In An Isolated South Pacific Island

SAN FRANCISCO - A reporter with American Spotlight Magazine has just learned that a World War II Nazi officer has been found living in a cave on a remote South Pacific Island. The Nazi officer identified as General Hans Studebaker fled Germany aft...

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Mexico Announces They Have Developed A Nuclear Weapon

Funny story: Mexico Announces They Have Developed A Nuclear Weapon

MEXICO CITY - Word coming from South of the border is that the Republic of Mexico has just joined the elite group of nations who possess nuclear weapons. Mexico's Las Maracas National News Agency is reporting that the weapons of mass destruction h...

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SNP to open chain of hairdressing salons

Funny story: SNP to open chain of hairdressing salons

Alex Salmond today revealed plans for The Scottish National Party to open a chain of hair and beauty salons around Scotland. The move follows on from yesterday's comments made by celebrity hairdresser, Nicky Clarke, who said that "Scots are not...

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Disabled Houston Veteran Booted From Restaurant Over Service dog

Funny story: Disabled Houston Veteran Booted From Restaurant Over Service dog

A disabled U.S. veteran says he was booted from a Thai restaurant in Houston because the staff were not prepared to cook and serve him his service dog as an entree. Aryeh Ohayon, who served in the Army and Navy said his service dog, Bandit, was g...

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Vail, Colorado Erects A 200 Pound Statue of A Marijuana Seed

Funny story: Vail, Colorado Erects A 200 Pound Statue of A Marijuana Seed

VAIL, Colorado - The citizens of the Colorado town of Vail are thrilled with the rise in tourism that has occurred due to the legalization of marijuana. In fact, the town has decided that to honor the fabulous cash crop it will be erecting a 200 p...

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The Aspen Airport Is Placing Marijuana Dispensing Machines In The Main Lobby

Funny story: The Aspen Airport Is Placing Marijuana Dispensing Machines In The Main Lobby

ASPEN, Colorado - The Snowman International Airport located just outside of Aspen has just announced that it will now be providing a new exciting service. Chelsea Tallydollar, 27, spokesperson with SIA, stated that effective February 28, a total o...

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Kim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

PYONGYANG - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un spoke to North Korea's national news agency The Rice Paddy. He informed them that he had received a very nice phone call from the Danish prime minister thanking him for the gift of 40 pounds of the fines...

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Bill Gates Reveals He Seriously Considered Buying The Moon Back In 2009

Funny story: Bill Gates Reveals He Seriously Considered Buying The Moon Back In 2009

HOLLYWOOD - Bill Gates appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and he dropped a scoop on the show's host. Gates, the Microsoft billionaire stated that five years ago he met with the top ranking U.S. government officials at NASA and he made them a...

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The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee Will Be Checking All Athletes For Any Illegal Tattoos

Funny story: The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee Will Be Checking All Athletes For Any Illegal Tattoos

SOCHI, Russia - The president of The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee has just made a statement that has angered many of the participating athletes; especially those from Germany. Committee President Dmitry Chernyshenko has stated in no uncerta...

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Weird shit going on at Sochi Games as failed Olympic Ring channels BP logo

Funny story: Weird shit going on at Sochi Games as failed Olympic Ring channels BP logo

Sochi, Black Sea - It's spooky how not even the sight of red-hot tennis ace Maria Sharapova's perky 32-DD tits nor Vladimir Putin girlfriend Alina Kabaeva's slinky ass could fire up one of five illuminated Olympic Rings at the Winter Olympic Games op...

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Men Arrested Of Abusing Cows Claim It Was By Moo-tual Consent

Funny story: Men Arrested Of Abusing Cows Claim It Was By Moo-tual Consent

Two men who have been arrested on suspicion of sexually abusing cows are claiming that the cows not only agreed to the abuse but encouraged it. One of the men is accused of trying to have sex with several of the animals while another man, filmed...

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The Real Reason Why Toni Tennille of The Captain and Tennille Filed For Divorce

Funny story: The Real Reason Why Toni Tennille of The Captain and Tennille Filed For Divorce

PRESCOTT, Arizona - The rock duo of The Captain and Tennille was married for 39 years when Toni decided to file for a divorce. Fans of Daryl "Captain" Dragon and his wife (Toni Tennille) were shocked since the two seemed to be as close to each oth...

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Bolivia Issues A Strong Warning To Peru

Funny story: Bolivia Issues A Strong Warning To Peru

LA PAZ, Bolivia - The government of Bolivia has informed the government of Peru via a strongly worded text message that it will no longer put up with Peruvian bandits crossing into Bolivia. President Montero Santa-Cantina of Bolivia told the membe...

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Brooke Burke-Charvet Explains Why She Was Fired From Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Brooke Burke-Charvet Explains Why She Was Fired From Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Brooke Burke-Charvet served as the co-host for the dance show Dancing With The Stars for 8 seasons and then all of sudden she was fired without notice. The producers of the show simply said that it was an oversight on their part and th...

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Transgender rapist 'Faked' being transgender to get in a women's prison

Funny story: Transgender rapist 'Faked' being transgender to get in a women's prison

In every Daily Mail reader's wet dream, Justine Hardwood was recently found to have 'faked' being transgender in order to be sent to Styal women's prison. In a bizarre twist, she has asked to be moved to a male prison, but denied the request. "A...

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West Virginia Votes To Change The 9-1-1 Emergency Number

Funny story: West Virginia Votes To Change The 9-1-1 Emergency Number

CHARLESTON, West Virginia - State Senator Marlene W. Pillwater [D-Philippi] has just announced that the state senate has passed a bill which will change the 9-1-1- emergency number. Senator Pillwater said that after a heated debate on the senate f...

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Book Review - All the Rules: Time-Tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right by Ellen Fein

This book works.....basically I followed all the instructions laid down in this manual and within three weeks I had not only imprisoned our noisy neighbor Mr Alex Right, but had cut him open, removed his heart and sent him on his way. Now he is as quiet as can be and we never hear a word from him, however the awful odor of rotting flesh that emits from his garage (where we let him rest several...

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Annual White House Governors Dinner to be moved to Colorado Springs next year

Funny story: Annual White House Governors Dinner to be moved to Colorado Springs next year

Washington - Lobbying groups close to Governor John Wright Chickencooper - uh, Hickenlooper! - Jr have petitioned President Obama to relocate the White House Governors Dinner to Colorado's Garden of the Gods next year following an economic miracle...

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Costa Rica's Figure Skater Has To Cancel Her Trip To The Winter Olympics In Sochi, Russia

Funny story: Costa Rica's Figure Skater Has To Cancel Her Trip To The Winter Olympics In Sochi, Russia

OROTINA, Costa Rica - Costa Rica's very promising figure skater Hacienda Bolero, 23, has stated that she will not be going to Sochi, Russia to compete in the XXII Winter Olympics. The extremely beautiful Miss Bolero told the members of the news me...

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US Grocery Stores To Boycott Chicken Kievs Until Further Notice

Funny story: US Grocery Stores To Boycott Chicken Kievs Until Further Notice

US based grocery stores are taking a stand on the continued confusion emanating from Ukraine by clearing their shelves of Chicken Kievs until someone tells them "what the hell is going on". "We will not stock this product, despite its popularity...

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The Better Business Bureau Is Investigating Pole Dancing Complaints At A Lounge In Phoenix

Funny story: The Better Business Bureau Is Investigating Pole Dancing Complaints At A Lounge In Phoenix

PHOENIX - It appears that patrons of a local bar in Phoenix, that is noted for its explicit pole dancing, is being investigated by the BBB. Desmond Dashwax, a representative for the consumer watchdog agency said that several customers of The Lady...

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NASA Is Considering Changing The Name of The Milky Way

Funny story: NASA Is Considering Changing The Name of The Milky Way

HOUSTON - Word coming out of The Johnson Space Center is that there are rumblings within NASA regarding the name of the Milky Way. NASA spokesman Trent Timmelfarb let the space center news media know that there are some upper echelon officials wit...

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Astronauts on International Space Station Reportedly 'High' after Passing over Denver Colorado

Funny story: Astronauts on International Space Station Reportedly 'High' after Passing over Denver Colorado

NASA is continuing to neither officially confirm nor deny reports that its astronauts on board the International Space Station have become intoxicated on marijuana fumes which have gathered in the upper stratosphere between the station's orbit and De...

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Book Review - The Cat In The Hat by "Dr." Zeus

I read this book with my daughter, I of course have to give this book a good review, however, and as a side note, please don't let your kids, after reading this book, insist on placing a hat on their own cat. Sammy got very upset when my 5 year old insisted he wear a hat, he was desperately trying to get it off his head. My daughter then got annoyed with him because he wouldn't speak - nor...

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Durango Bango Named The Best Marijuana In Colorado

Funny story: Durango Bango Named The Best Marijuana In Colorado

DENVER - The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition, not to be confused with The Colorado State Department of Cannabis, has just issued a news release. CSCC director Lucy "Sinsemilla" Coxcoogan said that a Pot Testing Committee (PTC) tested over 87 dif...

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Simon Cowell Now Has A Brand New Little Simon

Funny story: Simon Cowell Now Has A Brand New Little Simon

NEW YORK CITY - British music mogul Simon Cowell was all smiles as his girlfriend Lauren Silverman gave birth to Cowell's first child on Valentine's Day. Cowell, 54, said that his baby mama and their new addition were both doing great. He did poin...

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Say It Ain't So - So Called "Funny Man" Lenny Henry Is Back

Funny story: Say It Ain't So - So Called "Funny Man" Lenny Henry Is Back

Tragic news coming from London is suggesting that not funny comic and not very good actor Lenny Henry has written a one-off drama based on his teenage years in Dudley. The news has already resulted in several hundred televisions being returned to...

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Gifted Student Can't Enter Gymnastics Because of Big Bulge in Front

Funny story: Gifted Student Can't Enter Gymnastics Because of Big Bulge in Front

Stuart Hawkins of Boonesborrough, Kentucky is a very talented 14-year old that is one of the country's greatest gymnast as a high school student but refuses to compete. Whenever anyone asks why, he just says that it's personal. However, our rep...

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Billionaire Claims He Is Getting Stupider

Funny story: Billionaire Claims He Is Getting Stupider

A billionaire fashion designer says scientists have found a way for him to spend a lot of money on something totally impossible and ridiculous. Bahamas resident Peter Nygard says he is receiving stem cell therapy and that a study from the Univer...

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Book Review - The Satanic Verses By Salman Rushdie

At first I thought this was the title of Ozzie Osborne's new CD. Well what can you write about this book that has not already been said. I will try. I would have liked to have seen more references to Star Wars in this book, I doubt anyone has said that have they? Okay, well, I read it, I kind of thought it was okay but without the hype this book would not have done as well and there ar...

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Book Review - Exodus

Exodus by Leon Uris I have to admit I was a little confused about this book. About 96% of the way in I was enjoying it immensely but then realized it bears no resemblance to the movie version. There were no spinning heads, no priests, no girls possessed by demons and the Exodus of the title didn't make an appearance once. It just goes to show how Hollywood can totally misinterpret things...

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Book Review - Captain Nemo: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and the Mysterious Island

Captain Nemo: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and the Mysterious Island Yet another example of how Hollywood can totally misinterpret classic novels. I read this book while in hospital, recuperating after an unsuccessful operation to cure my ignorance and stupidity. That though, is besides the point and a totally another story. Anyway, after reading the book I rented the movie and oh, how an...

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Book Review - The Fall Of The House Of Usher - by Edgar Allan Poe

Silly me! I got about 75% through this book, was enjoying it immensely, when I realized that this was not the book I thought it was! I was expecting a story about US popular singer/rapper Usher and problems involving a sub contractor who had done some "shoddy" work on his home, resulting in said home collapsing and poor Usher being crushed to death. If you are expecting a tale about the destruc...

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Book Review - The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

I loved this book and it had special meaning for me. Last week I flew from New York to Hong Kong and my luggage got lost. Three days later my suitcase turned up but I found out that my bag had been to Amsterdam, Paris, Sydney, Delhi and Rio! I had only packed boxer shorts, socks and a few T-Shirts. So my "pants" had indeed become travelling pants, they had traveled the world! So, I though...

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10 Things Men Can Do Better Than Women

Funny story: 10 Things Men Can Do Better Than Women

1. grow beards and mustaches, chest and back hair 2. snore so loudly it can be heard two doors down 3. hunt and fish in the summer, winter, spring, and fall 4. play 18 holes of golf at the same golf course for 30+ years 5. break wind so loud it can be heard two doors down 6. change flat tires, oil, spark plugs, fuel filter, transmission fluid... 7. belch so loud it can be...

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Humans To Go To Other Earth-Like Planets

Funny story: Humans To Go To Other Earth-Like Planets

NASA's Kepler spacecraft has discovered 715 more planets in the Milky Way that could be a suitable to sustain human life. Since the first such discovery, in 1995, this brings the total to about 1,700. "This is very good news indeed," said Biology...

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Costa Rica Is On The Verge of Overtaking Denmark As The World's Top Porn Video Country

Funny story: Costa Rica Is On The Verge of Overtaking Denmark As The World's Top Porn Video Country

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - A representative for the Costa Rican government has informed the world wide press that the little Central American country is on the verge of achieving a world wide distinction. Since 2010, Costa Rica has become a mecca for...

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Book Review - Discover Scotland, A Lonely Planet Book

The title of this book is VERY misleading. Scotland has ALREADY been discovered.....so if you are buying this book hoping to be the first person to discover Scotland you will be very disappointed. It is a functioning third world country populated by ginger haired people and men dressed in skirts. The women all have beards and they deep fry EVERYTHING. There may well be parts of Scotland yet un...

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Topless Lebanese skier Jackie Chamoun to be the official face of the new Thunderbra

Sochi, Black Sea - Lissom blond 22 year-old Lebanese skier Jackie Chamoun has been offered a whopping $5 million contract as the official 'face' - ok, ok, tits! - of the new Agent Provocateur Thunderbra, 'the brassiere that knocks the spots off the W...

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Girl Scout Sets Up Cookie Stand Outside of Pot Shop - Sells Out In 5 Minutes

Funny story: Girl Scout Sets Up Cookie Stand Outside of Pot Shop - Sells Out In 5 Minutes

BOULDER, Colorado - Little Boulder Girl Scout Brandy Valdesti, 12, has to be one of the most enterprising youngsters in the entire United States. Brandy had a total of 20 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies to sell and she decided to set up a table right...

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Independent Scotland 'wouldn't flood', claims Sturgeon

There would be no flooding in an independent Scotland it was claimed today. The bold statement was made by Deputy First Minister Nicola Sturgeon, who was making a speech from somewhere up really, really high. "This just goes to prove yet another diff...

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Subway Promises Its Customers It Will Get Rid of The Yoga Mat Taste In Its Bread

Funny story: Subway Promises Its Customers It Will Get Rid of The Yoga Mat Taste In Its Bread

MILFORD, Connecticut - Subway has stated that they have always had the taste buds of their customers foremost at hand. Company spokeswoman Tammy Strawhouse recently addressed the matter that had been brought up by a consumer group that some of the...

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President Obama Tells Iran To Call Back Their Atlantic Ocean Boats Or He'll Blow Them Out of The Water

Funny story: President Obama Tells Iran To Call Back Their Atlantic Ocean Boats Or He'll Blow Them Out of The Water

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has sent a very strongly worded message to the Iranian government. The president informed Iranian President Hassan Rouhani that he will not play games with Iran and he had better call back his boats or else they...

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Cheryl Cole Is Very Upset With Boyfriend Chicharito

Funny story: Cheryl Cole Is Very Upset With Boyfriend Chicharito

NEW YORK CITY - Cheryl Cole was in New York City filming a television commercial for Jose Cuervo Tequila. The British singer was asked how things were going with her and her boyfriend, Manchester United soccer player Javier Hernández Balcázar bett...

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Paula Deen Frees Her Slaves And Asks For Forgiveness

Funny story: Paula Deen Frees Her Slaves And Asks For Forgiveness

Paula Deen is on the comeback trail and has asked the public to forgive her for the racist comments that decimated her career last year. "Listen ya'all, I know I came across as a bit of a racist last year, what with all the bad publicity and what...

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President Obama Chastises France For Selling North Korea A Missile Starter Button

Funny story: President Obama Chastises France For Selling North Korea A Missile Starter Button

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama has expressed his extreme displeasure towards the government of France for an irresponsible act in regards to the rogue nation of North Korea. The president speaking before the White House Press Corps seve...

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Taco Bell Buys Up The El Taco Terrifico Franchise Chain

Funny story: Taco Bell Buys Up The El Taco Terrifico Franchise Chain

IRVINE, California - The Mexican fast food franchise chain Taco Bell has just announced that it has acquired the national chain of El Taco Terrificos. Vanessa Belladonna, spokeswoman for Taco Bell, said that after three months of negotiations a de...

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PlayGuy Mens Magazine Offers Olympian Jackie Chamoun Seven Figures To Appear In A Nude Layout

Funny story: PlayGuy Mens Magazine Offers Olympian Jackie Chamoun Seven Figures To Appear In A Nude Layout

CHICAGO - Lebanese Olympic skier Jackie Chamoun is poised to become a very wealthy young athlete. The Turnstile Review has stated that Miss Chamoun has just been offered a seven figure contract to pose in the nude for PlayGuy Magazine. If the b...

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Man responsible for Olympic ring mishap sentenced to 18 years hard labor

Funny story: Man responsible for Olympic ring mishap sentenced to 18 years hard labor

The man responsible for the Olympic ring mishap was sentences to 18 years of hard labor in a Siberian prison camp today. Vladimir Netsov, 53, of Moscow was the technical director of the opening ceremonies at the Olympics in Sochi, Russia on Fri...

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Kim Kardashian Admits She's Taking Pills To Make Her Huge Butt Even Bigger

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Admits She's Taking Pills To Make Her Huge Butt Even Bigger

HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian appeared on The View and told Barbara Walters that she has been taking a certain type of pill that is available only in Italy. Kim said that the pill, known as the Butt Pill, is designed to be taken (orally) three times...

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Oldest piece of Earth to make fine brooch

WAY DOWN UNDER -- It has humble origins. Found inside the intestines of a slaughtered sheep, in Western Australia, of all places, an ancient crystal known, among rock hounds, as a zircon, is the oldest piece of Earth on record. According to scient...

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Tigers Woods Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn Threatens Him With Golf Club

Funny story: Tigers Woods Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn Threatens Him With Golf Club

SAN FRANCISCO - Lindsey Vonn, the injured Olympic skiing champion, is reportedly at her wits end with boyfriend Tiger Woods. The couple has been dating for about a year and Vonn has dropped hint after hint after hint that she wants to become the n...

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Scientists In Nova Scotia Report That Seagulls Are Mysteriously Mating With Seals

Funny story: Scientists In Nova Scotia Report That Seagulls Are Mysteriously Mating With Seals

HALIFAX, Nova Scotia - Scientists in Nova Scotia are totally baffled at a certain act that is presently taking place in the Canadian province. Dr. Chester Liverpool, with Nova Scotia's Department of Animals, Birds, and Fish has remarked that he an...

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Book Review - Madame Doubtfire by Anne Fine

I am sure there are better ways of getting to see your kids than dressing up and pretending to be a woman! Personally I see the sub text in this book - he had urges, certain uncontrollable urges to dress as a woman. Which is fine. Live and let live...but don't say it was for the kids....come on....please, he liked the feel of nylon on his legs, the freedom that a frock gives you, the fantastic...

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Putin Wins the Olympics

Sochi, Russia - After the Russian team's disappointing performance during the first few days of the Winter Olympics, President Vladimir Putin decided to step in for his country and proceeded to win gold in every remaining event. Despite being 61 year...

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London Mayor's 'River Thames Airport' vision edges ever closer as Heathrow faces being swept away in flooding disaster

Funny story: London Mayor's 'River Thames Airport' vision edges ever closer as Heathrow faces being swept away in flooding disaster

London, UK - London Mayor Boris Johnson's vision of an airport on the Thames were rapidly becoming less of a pipe dream today as the UK's premier transport hub came under threat of being washed away by a huge wall of water creeping from the sodden T...

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Book Review - Les Misérables

Les Misérables - by Victor Hugo. Okay, if you can over the fact that this version is not a musical and there is no singing or songs in the book then it is actually not bad. To compensate I hummed songs from the original stage version to myself continually while reading the book. Obviously this did upset some people, my fellow movie goers, as, for some unfathomable reason I was reading thi...

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U.S. Government Agents Seize Edward Snowden's Whistle

Funny story: U.S. Government Agents Seize Edward Snowden's Whistle

Edward Snowden may be holed up in Russia, but U.S. government officials say America will nevertheless be safe from future whistle-blowing by the American-born traitor because they've managed to seize Snowden's thus far elusive whistle. According t...

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Resurgence of Woody Allen child molestation claims sits uncomfortably with Ecuador's latest corruption cheerleader Mia Farrow

Funny story: Resurgence of Woody Allen child molestation claims sits uncomfortably with Ecuador's latest corruption cheerleader Mia Farrow

New York - Last week 68 year old actress Mia Farrow joined a motley ragbag of Ecuador eco-corruption deniers such as Bianca Jagger, Kerry Kennedy and Trudie Styler as the latest cheerleader for Amazonbotch plaintiffs' bent lawyer Steven Donziger.

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Great WALL-mart of China! Ancient landmark purchased by corporate giant

In a joint press conference held by US corporate giant Walmart and Chinese officials in Beijing this morning, the sale of the Great Wall of China was announced. "The Great Wall will be the single largest retail outlet in the history of mankind,"...

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Chick-fil-A Announces A Name Change

Funny story: Chick-fil-A Announces A Name Change

ATLANTA - The second largest chicken franchise in the nation has decided to listen to its customers and it is making a slight change to its corporate name. Cullen Rigadoon, company spokesman said that the home office has received thousands of emai...

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Dove Tells Women To Love Their Armpits

Many people have called New Jersey the "Armpit of America" for several reasons: 1. The state creates too much garbage and wastes. 2. It has more than a hundred toxic waste dumps, which is the highest of all the states. 3. It is the largest chemi...

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A Swedish Woman Flies A Drone Over Russia - President Putin Is Extremely Upset

Funny story: A Swedish Woman Flies A Drone Over Russia - President Putin Is Extremely Upset

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Sonya Anderstaff, 51, says that she was just enjoying her new found toy drone and swears that she had no intention of causing anyone any harm. But the Russian KGB is not buying her story. President Putin has informed the Swedis...

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Book Review - Man and Boy by Tony Parsons

Man and Boy was THANK GOD not what I thought it was. The deceptive title and cover led me to believe that this was the story of an imaginary relationship between a 55 year old carpenter named, for example Colin Hutchinson, who forms an unlikely attraction to an 18 year old extremely handsome boy named, for example, Alan Twat. In the book I was imagining Hutchinson pursues Alan and tries to...

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The Yukon Polar Vortex Headed To The USA - Temperatures Could Dip Down To Minus 117

Funny story: The Yukon Polar Vortex Headed To The USA - Temperatures Could Dip Down To Minus 117

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Weather is issuing extreme cold warnings from the Dakota's, to The Great Lakes region, and over to the New Jersey area. USDW meteorologists predict that the Yukon Polar Vortex or YPV, will cause a...

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Johnny Depp's fab new $25m 'Downton Abbey' mansion under 10ft of water in Brit floodplain disaster

Funny story: Johnny Depp's fab new $25m 'Downton Abbey' mansion under 10ft of water in Brit floodplain disaster

Somerset - The Pirates Of The Caribbean star is said to have been particularly impressed by the property's splendid river views when he first toured the Palladian pile late last year with current live-in squeeze Amber Heard. Set in 850 magnificen...

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