Book Review - Jumanji by Chris Van Allsburg

Written by D P Whitehead

Thursday, 27 February 2014

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This book is about these kids who somehow get involved with Mork from Mork and Mindy! There are a lot of things that happen, including a great scene where Mork PRETENDS he isn't actually Mork at all! Which was very confusing.

I recommend my next book, MONOPOLY, if you liked this book.

What happens is that these kids are suddenly plunged into the the game and become real estate moguls, demanding extortionate rents and arguing about what should happen when you land on free parking and why on earth anyone would want to be the Top Hat or Iron.

Eventually their greed and lust for pretend money results in an ungodly squabble - with the board tossed in the air and little green houses lost forever under a sofa and a hotel eaten by a dog.

MONOPOLY - yes MONOPOLY - see what happens when kids become slum landlords and build power stations near plush avenues and buy up all the railroads (resulting in price hikes for already cash starved commuters).

It won't be as good as this book though.

A Twat. Book Reviewer.

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