Durango Bango Named The Best Marijuana In Colorado

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 25 February 2014

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Durango Bango is said to cure most allergies as well as sagging breasts in older women.

DENVER - The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition, not to be confused with The Colorado State Department of Cannabis, has just issued a news release.

CSCC director Lucy "Sinsemilla" Coxcoogan said that a Pot Testing Committee (PTC) tested over 87 different types of marijuana and they have determined that the very best of the whole bunch is Durango Bango.

Durango Bango is grown north of the Colorado town of Durango on seven different pot farms.

This particular weed is noted for its smoothness, its glow, and the fact that it is one hell of an aphrodisiac.

Ms. Coxcoogan said that she personally has smoked Durango Bango for 8 years and she would not think of trying anything else now. She smiled and said "Once you Bango - You don't go back."

SIDENOTE: A representative for Governor John Hickenlooper said somewhat matter-of-factly that Durango Bango is available in every state in the nation except for Arizona.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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