Kim Jong Un Invites Ann Coulter To Visit North Korea

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 19 February 2014

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Ann Coulter has not said if she will accept Kim Jong Un's offer.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - In one of the most surprising statements to come out of North Korea Kim Jong Un has sent an invitation to GOP political maven Ann Coulter to visit his fantastic nation (Kim's word).

The leader of North Korea told The Rice Paddy National News Agency that he has always been fond of Miss Coulter and the way she is always carrying on like she has some great big nads.

Kim Jong Un said that Coulter is the type of woman who would give a man a child that could grow up and be just as powerful, intelligent, and feared as he himself is.

There is no word yet on whether Ann "Giddy Up" Coulter will accept the North Korean president's offer.

SIDENOTE: Meanwhile a source at the White House has said that President Obama would be willing to personally pay for Coulter's air fare.

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