2014 Oscar Winners Leaked

Funny story written by D P Whitehead

Friday, 28 February 2014

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Ronald reagan Receiving His Oscar For Best Actor For His Portrayal Of An American President In 1983

Reports emanating from Hollywood are suggesting that the winners of Sunday's 86th Academy Awards have already been leaked and that several stars are not now going to attend the Oscar ceremony citing "what is the point?"

The leaked memo names the winners of best movie, best actor, best supporting actor, best actress and best supporting actress.

The Academy is said to be "livid".

As not to spoil anyones Oscar viewing this publication has decided NOT to name the actual winners, however if you are routing for Christian Bale, Jared Leto, American Hustle, Dame Judy Dench and Jennifer Lawrence then you are in for a great night.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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