The Nude Calendar of The Duck Dynasty Women Is The Top Selling Calendar In The Nation

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 3 February 2014

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Vice-President Joe Biden liked the nude calendar of the Duck Dynasty women so much he purchased 6 of them.

CHICAGO - Glamboyant Magazine has just announced that since the good-looking Robertson women of the A&E hit show Duck Dynasty have started wearing shorter skirts and shorter shorts the show's ratings have shot up through the roof.

Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine stated that the Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has also reported that the Robertson women's 2014 nude calendar The Women of Duck Dynasty has just become the top selling calendar in the entire United States.

The women who appeared in the calendar include Korie, wife of Willie Robertson; Missy, wife of Jase Robertson; and Jessica, wife of Jeptha Robertson.

The photos for the calendar were taken by the world's leading photographer Mandolin Picasso who stated to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that he has never photographed a nicer, sweeter, sultrier bunch of models.

He pointed out that Jessica suggested the April month photo which has her holding a decoy duck under one arm while eating a jumbo shrimp.

Jessica's November photo showed her holding an NFL football with the caption that reads: "I used to be a tight end, but now I'm a wide receiver."

Korie's August photo shows her sitting on a rubber gator with the caption: "Gosh, I hope that sitting on this here gator doesn't leave a mark on my cute, little caboose."

And in Missy's March photo she is shown in the kitchen cooking up a pot of chicken gumbo with a caption that reads: "Well, I know now why I should have worn that darn apron - OUCH!"

SIDENOTE: The Robertson family patriarch and matriarch, Phil and Miss Kay are proud of their calendar girls and they want everyone to know that copies of the calendar can be purchased by going to www.nuderobertsongals.hot

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