The Aspen Airport Is Placing Marijuana Dispensing Machines In The Main Lobby

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 25 February 2014

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The pot dispensing machines will be placed in the main lobby at Aspen's Snowman International Airport.

ASPEN, Colorado - The Snowman International Airport located just outside of Aspen has just announced that it will now be providing a new exciting service.

Chelsea Tallydollar, 27, spokesperson with SIA, stated that effective February 28, a total of eight pot dispensing machines will be placed in the airport's main lobby.

Miss Tallydollar, who was Miss Aspen of 2012, stated that passengers arriving in Aspen will be able to get some marijuana within minutes of landing in Colorado.

She commented that the price for the marijuana will be very reasonable and roach clips will also be available for purchase from the vending machine.

Chelsea added that the eight marijuana dispensing machines will dispense six different types of weed including Aspen Loco Weed, Durango Bango, Rocky Mountain Rocket, Pikes Peak Pow-Pow, Trinidad Thunder Thump, and Steamboat Springs Sis Boom Bah.

SIDENOTE: Tallydollar noted that she heard that Denver's John & Bob Denver International Airport will soon be following in the footsteps of Aspen's Snowman International Airport.

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