Tabloid Names And Shames World's Top Heterosexual

Written by D P Whitehead

Wednesday, 26 February 2014

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How Dare Anyone Say I Am Hetrosexual!

A day after a Ugandan tabloid newspaper came out with a list of what it called the country's top homosexuals. A tabloid has come out with its own list, naming and shaming heterosexuals.

The cover of the Daily Sun newspaper read, "EXPOSED! World's 200 Top Heteros Named," with several photographs next to the headline.

Editor Steve Misletoe was quoted as saying "They're disgusting. What sort of people are they? I never know what they were doing. I've been told recently that what they do is terrible. Disgusting. But I was ready to ignore that if there was proof that that's how they are born, abnormal. But now the proof is not there."

Those listed by the newspaper as "hetero" include Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Boy George, David Beckham and Me.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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