The Real Reason Why Toni Tennille of The Captain and Tennille Filed For Divorce

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 7 February 2014

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Daryl says that he cherishes a microphone that was given to him by Bob Dylan.

PRESCOTT, Arizona - The rock duo of The Captain and Tennille was married for 39 years when Toni decided to file for a divorce.

Fans of Daryl "Captain" Dragon and his wife (Toni Tennille) were shocked since the two seemed to be as close to each other as Wynonna Judd and cornbread.

The singers had a big hit with the self-proclaimed song "Love Will Keep Us Together."

The Captain, 71, said that he's devastated but glad that he never got that I Love Toni tattoo that Tennille wanted him to get 35 years ago.

Daryl was asked by Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette what caused the divorce.

He said that he really did not want to say too much but he did comment that his 73-year-old cougar wife said it was due to the fact that he always wore his Captain's cap.

Miss Kixx informed Dragon that she had heard from a highly reliable inside unnamed source that the reason Tennille had filed for divorce was because she had discovered that she had lesbionic tendencies.

Dragon smiled. He raised his eyebrows and told Miss Kixx that truth be told Toni has in fact become a member of the Canyon Yodelers of America.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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