Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 16 June 2011

image for Taylor Lautner To Guest Star On 'Dog The Bounty Hunter'
One of Dog The Bounty Hunter's business vehicles. (Photo courtesy of Ashton Kutcher).

COLORADO SPRINGS - Twilight's Taylor Lautner recently revealed that he has agreed to guest star on an upcoming episode of A&E's Dog The Bounty Hunter.

Lautner first approached Duane "The Dog" Chapman about appearing on his show after seeing him and his team capture the infamous Tinbezzy Triplets from Tacoma, Washington.

The TinTrips as Dog called them had skipped out on a $2.8 million bail after being charged with attempting to steal a United States Naval Destroyer, The USS Gershwin B. Gluckenchalk from its mooring in Seattle, Washington.

Chapman ended up cornering the three Tinbezzy's in a bullring in Mexicali, Mexico. At first the Mexican authorities were not going to let Chapman take the three brothers back across the border into the United States.

But after Chapman agreed to make a donation to the Mexicali Policeman's Christmas Fund in the amount of $9,000 the three Tinbezzy's were personally escorted to the border.

Taylor Lautner said that Chapman has promised him that he will be allowed to wear an exact replica of the black leather storm trooper uniform that he wears on the show.

He was also told that at the end of the shows shooting he and all of the Dog team will go over to the Chapman house where Beth, aka Mrs. Dog will grill some barbecued baby back ribs, along with side dishes of Cajun rice and frijoles borachos (drunken beans).

Ozzy Osbourne who sings the shows theme song "Dog The Bounty Hunter" has also been invited to attend with his lovely wife Sharon.

In a related story. Dog the Bounty Hunter is now shown in over 97 countries throughout the world. It is the number one rated show in Japan where it is known as 'Bow-Wow Boom-Boom.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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