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Monday, 20 June 2011

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I'll Have Weiner's Nose On My Ass Please - That'll Be $250

Prompted by circulating rumors running rife in Hollywood, Vampire Diaries star, Nina Dobrev revealed at a press conference today that contrary to prevailing notions, she does not have a life sized tattoo of ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner's nose tattooed on her intimately located inner thigh.

"I have no clue how or where these rumors originated," Dobrev said. "Let alone why. I've never had a connection of any kind with former Congressman Weiner, so why on earth would I want to have a life sized tattoo of his schnozz indelibly inked on my inner thigh?"

Dobrev's Vampire Diaries co-star, Ian Somerhalder said that he was just as bemused as Nina as to how or why these malicious rumors had begun circulating.

"I just don't get it," Somerhalder declared. "What would be the point of having a nose tattooed on your leg? That's just bizarre. It makes about as much sense as having a tattoo of somebody's ass tattooed on your cheek or your forehead. I certainly wouldn't contemplate having a tattoo of some actresses saggy ass tattooed on my face. And no matter how much I might love a significant other, I wouldn't expect them to have some weird tattoo of a part of my anatomy tattooed on their body. Looking at a picture of my left eyeball on Selena Gomez's ass cheek would just be weird."

It seems that not everybody in Hollywood is as anti-tattooing as Dobrev and Somerhalder though, as Hollywood's most tattooed lady, Lydia DeVille revealed. She said that she'd be more than happy to have a tattoo of Robert Pattinson's Twilight vampire fangs tattooed on her eyelids.

"That'd be kinda cool," she said.

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