Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 6 June 2011

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Mila Kunis relaxing at Justin Timberlake's home the morning of The MTV Movie Awards.

LOS ANGELES - Well it's only been a little over two months since Justin Timberlake broke up with Jessica Biel but you've got to hand it to the skinny little fella he sure does know how to move on.

Justin, 30, showed up at the MTV Movie Awards with his brand new girlfriend Milena Markovna Kunis, 27, better known as Mila Kunis.

The happy-go-lucky couple took the stage as presenters and left the stage as a semi-engaged duo who could have definitely used the services of a preacher to marry them or an out-of-the-way bed to help them relax and get over their shyness.

As the two stood on the MTV Movie Awards stage Justy, as his grandmother Elvira May "Pickles" Timberlake nicknamed him when he was two weeks old, stood behind the microphone and explained how he and Mila were just friends.

He then inched his way behind her, and took both his hands and proceeded to cup each one of her semi-ample titties. Mila, being the trooper that she is did not even bat an eyelid.

She stood there as if it is the norm and judging from her follow up action it probably is. As Justin stood there behind her looking like the California cat that swallowed the Colorado canary Mila reached down and back and grabbed a hold of Justin's diddly dipper or as they say in Arkansas his pokin' tool.

Both Justin and Mila just looked right at the camera as if nothing was going on. Of course Timberlake later told Gazebo Serengeti of Bedroom Pillow Talk backstage that he could feel that his pants had gotten a little bit tighter.

Mila meanwhile giggled as she let Serengeti know that she suddenly felt as if she had had two pencil erasers in her bra.

Serengeti asked them if this was perhaps their way of letting everyone know that they were getting married. Justin started coughing.

Mila asked him if he needed a glass of water. He giggled and said that no but that he could sure go for one of her below-the-belt grabs again.

She blushed and told him that he would just have to wait until they got back to his place.

Meanwhile MTV has said that so far they have received a total of 8,953 calls from people who said that Justin and Mila were way out-of-line and that they should apologize for him grabbing her tata's and for her grabbing his groin gizmo.

Timberlake and Mila explained to Serengeti that the reason for their out-of-line sexual groping was due to the fact that two minutes before they went on stage to make the presentation each one had eaten three Hostess Twinkies and the sugar high made them lose their self-control and thus they reacted the way that they did.

Justin compared it to a type of wardrobe malfunction but with hands.

Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that one of Mila's friends remarked that it is a good thing that the Ukraine (Russia) where some of Mila's family lives did not receive the MTV Movie Awards.

She said that knowing some of the Kunis family members personally she knows that they would have fainted if they had seen what Timberlake did to Mila and what she did to Timberlake.

BPT was informed that after the show the 'Happy Gropers' flew down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico where they will spend four days relaxing, swimming, drinking, and groping to their heart's content at The Whole Enchilada Hotel & Spa.

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