Sarah Palin's Paul Revere

Funny story: Sarah Palin's Paul Revere

Trapped again in the pesky media headlights during her bus tour of historical landmarks, Sarah Palin was asked another tricky, complex, gotcha question by a member of that lame brain media: "Who was Paul Revere?" Levi Johnston, unmarried father of...

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Wayne Rooney 'given head' by hairdresser.

Funny story: Wayne Rooney 'given head' by hairdresser.

Wayne Rooney has had a Brazillian - on his bonce! The follicley challenged England and Manchester United star has given up the Battle of the Barnet. Visits to London clinics to have his Loaf of Bread implanted with Orangutang's hair have led t...

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Queen to vote on Britain's Got Talent

Funny story: Queen to vote on Britain's Got Talent

Following another miserable couple of weeks trawling through the detritus of a talentless televisual extravaganza Buckingham Palace have said that, in future, The Queen is simply going to vote for the performer that she wants to see at the Royal Comm...

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Angry Protesters Deride Sushi Restaurant Opening Near Pearl Harbour

Funny story: Angry Protesters Deride Sushi Restaurant Opening Near Pearl Harbour

CHICAGO - An new sushi restaurant on 24th Street - The Golden Palace - has been the subject of controversy after some 60% of the population labeled it a 'shrine' to the bombing of Pearl Harbour. "This defiles the memory of the soldiers who died th...

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Cashback Protesters Strike in Manchester

Funny story: Cashback Protesters Strike in Manchester

Protesters against the expansion of the supermarket giant Tesbury's have struck in Manchester with a cash-back scam that has left the national chain of grocery stores fuming. "We're very disappointed," said Tesbury's managing director Tessa Coe. "...

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Rooney confirms hair transplant

Funny story: Rooney confirms hair transplant

Footballer Wayne Rooney has confirmed he has had a hair transplant at a top London clinic in a bid to restore his receding locks to their former glory. "I was going bald at 25, so why not?" the Manchester United and England striker told us. Rooney...

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Isle of Wight News - Chain Ferry prices set to increase

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Chain Ferry prices set to increase

There is anger in Cowes as news emerges that the chain ferry tariff is set to increase from next month. The chain ferry that has been in operation for over a hundred years almost continuously, give or take the occasional break down (the last laste...

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Smut Shortage Strikes Internet

Funny story: Smut Shortage Strikes Internet

It's official - there just isn't enough smut, filth, porn, and perversion available on the internet these days. At a conference in a Godalming motel, fifty leading internet entrepreneurs agreed that there just isn't enough smut to go around, and o...

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Sarah Palin Growing Tired of 16-Year-Old Daughter Willow's Wild Wayward Ways Takes Her Out of School

Funny story: Sarah Palin Growing Tired of 16-Year-Old Daughter Willow's Wild Wayward Ways Takes Her Out of School

WASILLA, Alaska - A close family friend has said that Sarah Palin has finally gotten to her wits end with 16-year-old foul-mouthed daughter Willow. According to reports published in GOPicky Magazine, the former governor of Alaska and Tina Fey look...

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Nuki releases nuclear powered golf ball

Funny story: Nuki releases nuclear powered golf ball

NAGASAKI - Nuki sports corporation spokesman Isukagolf Nevigotapar, announced to a stunned, if not slightly radioactive crowd that it has launched a new line of nuclear powered golf balls. The plutonium core ball actually goes critical when struck...

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Prince Harry Not Dating Blake Lively

Funny story: Prince Harry Not Dating Blake Lively

Clarence House tonight issued an emphatic statement rubbishing media claims that Prince Harry is dating blonde US Gossip Girl TV star Blake Lively. Cynics claim that the rumours were deliberately circulated by Blake Lively's PR gurus in an attempt...

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Lindsay Lohan, Who Is Under 'House Arrest,' Explains Why Her Electronic Monitoring System Device Went Off

VENICE BEACH - One of the luckiest women in the entire world has once again pushed her unbelievable luck past the point of being ridiculous. Lindsay Lohan who was sentenced to serve 35 days under 'house arrest' in the cozy, comfort of her own home...

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Say goodbye to the office restroom stall

Funny story: Say goodbye to the office restroom stall

PHOENIX (PoooWatch) - According to commercial real estate mogul, Dr. Onzipay Amegay, the high-walled restroom stall is quickly becoming a rarity in the modern workplace. It's also becoming more common for executives to move out of their stalls and s*...

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Labour To Abolish Allotments

Controversial plans to abolish allotment gardens, have just been announced in the Labour party manifesto for the next election. "We shall close down all allotments and use the land to build luxury accommodation for asylum seekers." said Labour le...

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Capello tips Bent to batter bent Blatter

Funny story: Capello tips Bent to batter bent Blatter

England manager Fabio Capello has ordered his players to let Switzerland "have some" in the Euro 2012 qualifier. Switzerland is famous for having spawned Sepp Blatter and for making cheese with holes in it. Capello is tipping in form striker Da...

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Wayne Rooney "Critical" After Botched Hair Transplant

Funny story: Wayne Rooney "Critical" After Botched Hair Transplant

Manchester United and England footballer, Wayne Rooney, was said to be "critical" today by close associates, following what is thought to have been a botched Harley Street hair transplant. Rooney, who emerged from the Harley Street premises yester...

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Palin: "I came to New Hampshire not to Praise Mitt, but to bury him!"

The news media came in swarms this past week when Sarah Palin's bus arrived in New Hampshire. The first question shouted by a reporter from Politico was, "Governor, did you come here to step on Mitt Romney's announcement for president or is it just a...

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Derby Man Left Confused By Derby

Funny story: Derby Man Left Confused By Derby

All the talk about Her Majesty The Queen's horse, Carlton House, being the favourite to win the Derby inspired Derby man, Jason Bourne, to take his family into Derby to see the Derby. Having loaded the wife and three kids into the family hatchback...

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Bolton kerb crawling crackdown

Funny story: Bolton kerb crawling crackdown

Police have arrested 82 people in Bolton over street prostitution in the past year, as part of a crackdown on kerb-crawling in the town. A total of 213 men have been arrested for kerb crawling and 191 have attended "kerb crawler awareness sessions" w...

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Ballmer To Blow away Jobs at E3

Funny story: Ballmer To Blow away Jobs at E3

Las Vegas (AP) Microsofts charismatic CEO Steve Ballmer is expected to Blow away apple's steve Jobs at this weeks E3. The itchy scratchy news of Steve Ballmer's domination at E3 could result in everyday punters leaving their turtleneck sweaters at...

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Apaches Invade Libya

Funny story: Apaches Invade Libya

Barrack Obama has taken a massive risk by sending Apaches into war torn Libya. 'These native Americans' he said 'have been misrepresented for years. They are fine fighting men. They will bring down the Gaddafi regime.' Libyan Rebels cheered as...

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Take That fans disappointed on the Progress Tour

Funny story: Take That fans disappointed on the Progress Tour

Take That fans as old as thirty-five, have been left disappointed over the latest massive mega-tour from pop sensation Take That. "I queued for twenty-four days," said disgruntled fan, Anna Pronne. "And that was just for tickets. I queued for anot...

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Scowell finds Culprit

Funny story: Scowell finds Culprit

The press room at Spoof suddenly became silent and a chill wind blew through the office. Lady Godiva put some clothes on as the famous TV ogre Simon Scowell came into the room followed by two policemen. 'You don't have to say anything Judas Witch, but if you do I promise not to laugh' said one of the cops. 'That's not my name' I cried 'this is a case of mistaken identity!' 'Nonsense you'v...

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'Ecuadorean saboteurs' now suspected behind Kingsnorth oil depot blaze

Funny story: 'Ecuadorean saboteurs' now suspected behind Kingsnorth oil depot blaze

Kent - Pals of Ecuadorean malicious law suit nutjobs are thought to be behind a massive blaze at the Eco Oil depot in Kingsnorth, Kent. The second 'arson' in just two days follows Thursday's Chevron Pembroke disaster where two tankers allegedly co...

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Kieren Fallon ready to defy 'galling' injunction jocking him off Derby mount

Funny story: Kieren Fallon ready to defy 'galling' injunction jocking him off Derby mount

London - The former champion jockey is reported to be ready to flout an 'idiotic and highly illegal' Appeal Court injunction depriving him of his Derby ride today. Fallon is said to be gobsmacked after the 'restraining' order was obtained 'by stea...

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Andy Murray to be sponsored by Pritt Stick

Funny story: Andy Murray to be sponsored by Pritt Stick

Scottish tennis star Andy Murray has forgone his sponsorship deal with the Royal Bank of Scotland to carry the flag for glue manufacturer Pritt Stick. "I've been thinking about this for a while," Murray told The Spoof, "and I think that Pritt Sti...

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Macy Gray looks like an ape

Funny story: Macy Gray looks like an ape

It's hard to believe that Macy Gray is a monkey, but it's really true. Macy Gray the talking gorilla looks like an ape and smells like an ape. The reason many people don't think Macy Gray is an ape is because she talks and sings. Her shaggy monke...

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Memories of 1950-60 living!

Funny story: Memories of 1950-60 living!

This article was sent in by an old twerp who used to work in the food retail industry, to the 'Oil Drum Lane Gazette, in Nottingham. "Eeeeh! The price of things nowadays! Why, I can remember when ten shillings would buy you four pints of bitter, a fish supper and you would still have change for tram ticket home." How often have we heard this sort of thing from some people usually a bit older th...

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Sepp Blatter Announces New FIFA Sponsors

Funny story: Sepp Blatter Announces New FIFA Sponsors

In the wake of the news that Adidas and Coca Cola are seriously reviewing their future business dealings with FIFA, the world football association's newly re-elected president Sepp Blatter has got his retaliation in first by announcing a new set of s...

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Palace Concerns Over Duchess' Death Wish

Funny story: Palace Concerns Over Duchess' Death Wish

Buckingham Palace sources have revealed that the Queen and other senior members of the Royal household have expressed concerns that the Duchess of Windsor may have a death wish. Such is the level of concern, its expected that a personal counsellor...

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Sarah Palin Says That During Her "Pizza Date" With Donald Trump She Agreed To Appear On Next Year's 'Celebrity Apprentice'

Funny story: Sarah Palin Says That During Her "Pizza Date" With Donald Trump She Agreed To Appear On Next Year's 'Celebrity Apprentice'

MANHATTAN - A spokesperson for Sarah Palin stated that the meeting between Donald Trump and Palin at The Famiglia Pizzeria located in Times Square went very well. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tapioca Swizzle said that Donald Trump took care of the tab...

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"X-Men: First Class" Marvels Its Way Into The Movie Theaters

Funny story: "X-Men: First Class" Marvels Its Way Into The Movie Theaters

HOLLYWOOD - The motion picture based on the Marvel Comics X-Men did very well on opening day as was expected. The film stars James McAvoy as Professor Charles Xavier, aka Professor X, and Michael Fassbender as Erik Lensherr aka Magneto. The two...

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John Reid Resigns As Celtic Chairman

Dr John Reid has confirmed that he is to end his 4 year reign as chairman of Celtic FC. The former Labour minister will be succeeded by whisky magnate and fellow lifelong Hoops fan, Ian Bankier. Confirming that he will stand down at the club's...

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Sam Alllardyce Confident About West Ham's Future

Funny story: Sam Alllardyce Confident About West Ham's Future

New West Ham boss Sam Allardyce is confident that he will follow in the footsteps of Alan Pardew, Gianfranco Zola and Avram Grant and not return the famous club to their former glory. The East London club have failed to finish higher than 9th plac...

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Response To Those Who Believe That Jack Kevorkian was An Angel Of Mercy.

Funny story: Response To Those Who Believe That Jack Kevorkian was An Angel Of Mercy.

With respect to those that believe that Jack Kevorkian was a benevolent Angel of Mercy: You're a f--king uninformed idiot. Are you aware that at least 60 percent of Kevorkian's suicide patients were not terminal? Do you know that at least 17 could have lived indefinitely? Are you aware that in THIRTEEN cases, Kevorkian killed people that had NO complaints of pain or quality of life issues?...

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UK & France To Share Aircraft Carrier

Funny story: UK & France To Share Aircraft Carrier

Following last year's swingeing cuts to the Royal Navy fleet, the UK government has announced arrangements which will allow Britain and France to share the only aircraft carrier owned by a western European nation. At present, the French carrier is...

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'Dr. Death' Jack Kevorkian Kills Satan Hours After Arriving In Hell

Funny story: 'Dr. Death' Jack Kevorkian Kills Satan Hours After Arriving In Hell

They say that it is always nice to bring a gift to your host when someone invites you to their home. But for Dr. Jack Kevorkian -- referred to in the press as "Dr. Def" as much for his history with assisted suicide as for spittin' cool rhymes-- the g...

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