Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 13 June 2011

image for Demi Lovato Reveals The Six Reasons Why She Broke Up With Wilmer Valderrama
Demi Lovato's pet bird which was given to her by Charlie Sheen and which she named 'Winner Wings.'

LA BREA - Demi Lovato had gone to have dinner at one of her favorite restaurants in Los Angeles, The La Brea Tar Pits Diner.

As she sat alone at a table eating an order of Chicken Fried Salmon Fins she noticed a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight, Tapioca Swizzle sitting at a nearby table.

Lovato got her attention and motioned for her to join her. The reporter immediately did.

Demi told her that she wanted to give her an exclusive and she was doing it because she wanted to make sure that all of the facts got out totally correct.

Swizzle was thrilled at getting the scoop and assured her that she would certainly print exactly what the truth was and she would not make up anything like supermarket tabloids, Just Saying and Say What do.

Lovato told her that she has just broken up with her boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama just a few hours ago.

Tapioca's eyes got big as she could not believe that she was the first person that Demi had told about her breakup.

Demi told her that there were six reasons why she had decided to break up with him. She took a sip of her Coke Zero and said that she realized that the age difference was a bigger factor than she had figured.

She said that at 31, Wilmer was 13 years older than her. She then mentioned that another reason was the fact that she had heard from an individual who was a close friend of theirs that Valdy, as she called him, had told her that he hated the song that Demi had recorded last summer with her close friends Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus.

The song titled "I Can Giggle, And Wiggle, And Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle" was written by Rihanna and it made it all the way to the top of the music charts last summer.

Demi told Tapioca that Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner personally called her up a few days ago and told her that he considers that song to be his all-time favorite song.

And that is one reason why Demi said that she was heartbroken at hearing that Wilmer does not like the song especially since she used to sing it in his presence at least twice a day and sometimes three times.

Lovato then confided to Tapioca that the other four reasons why she had decided to end her relationship were Mila Kunis, Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, and Avril Lavigne.

Swizzle told her that she did not understand. Demi informed her that all four had been former girlfriends of Valderrama's. She then pointed out that for some reason just since Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis have been dating that Wilmer spends a lot of their time together talking about Mila and all the great times they had.

And from talking about Mila and her sexy body, Wilmer would then go on about Lindsay, and then about Ashlee, and then about Avril.

Lovato noted that the last straw occurred last night when after they'd had a nice, romantic session, Wilmer turned to her and said, "Gosh that was great Mila."

She instantly got up. Put on her high heels and left his home. She said that as she was getting in her car he yelled out the window to be sure and call him about getting together with Justin and Mila at The Santa Monica Pier.

When she got home she simply sent him a text message that read: That's it. The ball game is over. Get Mila to tickle you ears."

In other news. The wildfires in Arizona continue to burn and Sarah Palin remarked that she hadn't seen that much smoke since she toured the Marlboro Cigarette factory in Richmond, Virginia last year.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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