Reality Shocker: Kate Gosselin Wants It To Go Back To 'Jon and Kate Plus 8'

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 23 June 2011

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin has appeared on Dancing With The Stars where she pretty much showed America that she ain't no dancer.

Then she traveled up to Alaska with the eight kiddoes and visited the Palins and went wilderness camping and showed the world that she ain't no camper.

Since then she has gone bungee jumping in New Zealand, she rode a one humped camel in Egypt, she played the flute in front of a killer python in India, and she even exchanged hairdo tips with Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump.

But the mother of eight is still a very unhappy woman. She spoke with Missy Wonderbox of Hollywood Innuendo and expressed that she is tired of always being in the spotlight and making sure that all her hairs are in place, and that her make up is just right, and seeing to it that her tata's appear to be the same size.

When asked about her date with Billy Ray Cyrus, Kate blushed and stated it was nothing more than just a scandalous snuggle that Billy Ray orchestrated to make his wife Tish jealous.

Wonderbox wondered why she would go along with the scheme, and Kate said that Billy Ray had promised to give her $200, plus a $300 gift certificate to Toys 'R' Us for her kids.

She was then asked about the rumors of her affair with her bodyguard Steve Neild. She smiled and said that the affair was more like a one-sided fantasy on her part.

Kate said that she tried every trick in the book to try and get Steve interested but he was just not interested. She said that one time she purposely wore a very short miniskirt when the two went out to dinner and during the dinner she clearly showed him that she was not wearing any underwear.

Wonderbox blushed as she asked what his reaction was. She said that he just smiled and asked her to pass him the salt and pepper shakers.

When Kate was asked about her ex-husband Jon, her face suddenly lit up and her eyes started glowing as if she had just won $1 million on a scratch off lottery ticket.

Gosselin said that she now realizes how much she has actually missed that little Korean guy. She said that if he asked her to come back she would say yes quicker than Lindsay Lohan can down a 12 oz. glass of beer.

Missy Wonderbox and Hollywood Innuendo will stay with the Kate Gosselin story and bring you any Jon and Kate Plus 8 developments.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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